OK GUYS I'M REALLY STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT THE LUMP ON MY TESTICLE...

OK GUYS I'M REALLY STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT THE LUMP ON MY TESTICLE, IF I GO TO THE DOCTOR AND HE SAYS I HAVE CANCER THEY WON'T CUT MY BALLS OFF, RIGHT?

Ball.
Busting.

Buy a gun, and reroll your character.

You don't have to live with an imperfect body, just kill yourself.

What is your logic? Pretend its not cancer so it can spread?

they might need, but its better than dying of cancer ya twit.

Of course they won't! They will inject you with chemicals and irradiate your balls so that they will turn black and fall off all on their own.

does it hurt? does it feel hard or squishy?

I would rather die of cancer than have my balls chopped off you cuck

Yeah if I touch the lump and my legs are close together it starts to hurt. You can't see it from outside because it's right on the ball, and I can definitely feel that it's there.

Why wait for the bad news? just cut them now

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Go see a doctor, it could be an in-grown hair.

You're dead kid. Give us all your animu before you die.

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that's not possible, the lump is literally on my testicle, there's nothing on the skin of my ballsack where the ingrown hair would be


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it could be cancer then, get it checked out

Trips have spoken. Dump your anime then go jump in a grave.

I can't die now, I have so much things to do like shitpost and fap to anime

If you say so, they will give you a choice you know.

Lance Armstrong. If your balls are too fucked from cancer, you jack off one last time, jizz in a cup and put it in a freezer, and you go in for surgery. Cancer has ZERO FUCKS for your balls or manliness, and docs have zero fucks either. All they care is you recover and continue life as a hard working pleb.

On the other hand, the less testosterone in your brain, the more room to pursue your intellectual pursuits.

Have fun with that, m8.

You act like they will chain you to a table and rip your balls off the second they find out you have cancer. Atleast go find out what the problem is then make your decision.

I never implied I wouldn't have a choice. It's just that I would rather keep my boys. Well, if it's cancer so long Holla Forums, it was fun I'll probably an hero before I get to the point where I can't fap anymore,

Or if I do go to the doctor and he says it's cancer and chops my balls off I'll become a qt trap

If you go the trap route you should make porn, then post it here.

You fool

Just get a fake metal testicle

Do you realize how much better life would be without balls? Your fatal weakness removed

Just kill yourself now, faggot.

It causes muscle and bone density loss though, he should be careful.

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Replace all your bones and muscles with metal

I wish that were possible, he's not wolverine.

Don't know if this helps, but I've had one for 3 years and I'm (sadly) still alive. I was hoping I'd croak or something but apparently not. 41 and still can't find a way to die even after smoking, drinking, and eating garbage.

That's really sad user. Want to tell us your life story? Not a dataminer I swear

Nah. I do have a mole on my left arm that has been there since my early teens that feels like it's getting bigger, so I'm banking on that right now.

suck it until it's gone, that's what I did with my tumor

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Make sure he isn't a jewish doctor cause he will cut them off either way

Get it checked out. If it's cancer, they may recommend removal. You can always say no.They aren't gonna strap you down and hack your shit up.

True.

GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR DUDE

Go get a second opinion. They will do unnecessary work on you for cash, but that usually only happens to poorfags on access with shitty doctors or the only doctor in town.

Right. They'll cut off one ball. The one with cancer. Testicular cancer rarely spreads from ball to ball. It can spread elsewhere in the body and fuck your shit up if you don't get it taken care of early, though. So go see a doctor. Actually, if you can make an appointment directly with a urologist, do that, because if you make an appointment with a regular doctor, they're probably just going to refer you to a urologist anyway.

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You are FUCKED, OP. Never any good news from those medifaggots or psychiacunts. Heck, they might misdiagnose you and chop one of them off just to see your sorry ass drown in debt and sorrow.

Get it checked at a clinic, OP. Testicular cancer is more common than you think, it just doesn't get nearly as much attention as tit cancer.