Why are you still here?

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W-why would you say that? You're such a meanie

She is SHIT. Haganai is SHIT.

Tell me about somewhere better and I'll check it out.

Ever thought about going outside?

Check em.

lel

If I were capable of existing among normalfags I wouldn't have come to imageboards in the first place.

You can do both. I'm here and I hang around normalfags.

Yes but you are also cancer and don't belong here.

t. Normalfag who doesn't belong here

We're all cancer. We're on fucking Holla Forums.

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That attitude is common among your kind because you only found imageboards after they were riddled with cancer. I'm a holdout from a bygone age and still pray for a return of days long gone.

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Look at the catalogue. Hell, look at this pathetic thread I made. You're holding on to an empty hope.

this is a good image, but I feel like pointing out that Sunnis and Shias are both muslims, rendering the "like muslims and other muslims" a little redundant. Perhaps the starting panel should be changed to two different middle eastern races - for example Arabs and Pakistanis, or Persians and Egyptians if you wanted to maintain the Sunni - Shia divide.

I know, I also know that this site is being targeted by shitposters in an attempt to drive users off.
My hope is that you will succeed and drive off the majority leaving only the small minority autistic enough to outlast you in a battle of attrition

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Nah, I don't care about driving users off. I just came back to this site after taking a long time off and felt like going on the cancerous streaks of old. There's no end goal to it, the cancer is reward by itself.

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While you may not being making a deliberate effort others are, as you said look at the catalog.
We are bleeding users and a time will come when even the aimless shitposters like yourself will find the grounds too sparsely populated to be worth the minimum effort. When that day comes I'll still be here.

it's obsessive. as simple as that. a compulsive disorder characterised by an obsession with internet forums, sometimes to the exclusion of all else. very, very unhealthy. the population here has thinned out to the very most needy. enjoy before jim pulls the plug.
have some random

Fair enough. Still, considering the state this place was in when I left, I'm surprised it's survived this long. Perhaps it's too resilient – or too autistic – to kill. I'm sure I'll always find that there's enough idiots to satisfy my shitposting urges.

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Honest question: Why the hell hasn't he already? Surely he's not making money off of this place.

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imo?
firstly it feeds thepisswater and jim believes Holla Forums can be monetized
secondly, hw is alive and jim is probably a man of his word with a cripple.

do you feel that little buzz from the (you)? this is why you keep on coming back. it's human contact you really need, not a chan.

It's the small pockets of anons hidden among the boards that make it worth coming back for me. Holla Forums is nothing more than somewhere to pop in and see if anything interesting is happening, not a place anyone would consider a "home board".

I suspect he has looked at the fact halfchan lost money for over a decade before being sold for a fortune and hopes to replicate that. If that is the case it displays a fundamental misunderstanding of this community as the core would disperse if halfchan rules were applied to make the site more marketable to potential buyers. Perhaps this explains that datamining threads is it would be a way for him to profit from the site without having to make any changes to it's operation.

He's a fucking idiot.
That's a shame.
I agree. Unfortunately, the only human contact I've had recently is one friend who's as autistic as me, since my other, normalfag friends moved to different cities. So here I am.

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Yeah, I agree. Back before I left, I used to go to /bane/ and /sp/ a lot, Holla Forums being a repository for my cancer. Both are dead now, though.
Once again, he's a fucking idiot.

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no where else to go
I am shit, and don't like doing it
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either too dead, or too elitist
so, I am here, watching this place slowly dying, at least the archive porn boards have some specialized fetish this

Well, can't help you there. I'm shit at it too, but I enjoy it nonetheless. Probably a dumb question, but have you tried vidya? Losing myself in them has helped with the months of immense boredom I've been enduring.

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yeah, but I am at the point now where I have to force myself

how old is she?
pic is a screenshot from the bbc today. we're not even a sekrit club anymoar. the normies know our language.
bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-39845105

That's a shame. Tried anything mindless and aimless, though, like sports vidya? Yes, they're cancer, but they distract the mind well enough. I spend most of my days playing FIFA.

It's a he and he's nearly a year younger than me. Why?

Also, we haven't been a sekrit club for a long time now.

Miku is shit

thanks, but no
I'll get back into minecraft if I ever feel like doing something mindless

TRIGGERED

Not really. There was an user who had Miku as a wifu, but she's just a shitposting tool to me.

Fair enough. So long as you have something to occupy your mind. Otherwise, you'll go mad in short order.

well, I have started talking to myself, so that is the first step

=Untruggered=

this is how to redtext

Yeah, that's… That's not good, I think.

Whenever I get bored out of my mind I just go out and wander aimlessly around my city while listening to music, so I'd keep that in mind.

I'm not that autistic.

i talk to myself when im hungover
i get some sort of like tourettes and have to vocalize shit out loud

go fuck yourself newfag

Love you too.

How did I fuck this up so bad

In the wrong place then

man, miku's been getting my cock hard since 2008

No other places give me the freedom to shitpost in this manner, though. Well, 4chan does, but we all left that piss-hole for a reason and I'm not going back.

I actually try to avoid lewd Miku.

maybe I should take up a few vices

cus history repeats itself

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That doesn't really bother me. I just don't save that sorta stuff.

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Are you fuggy?

yeah, i'm going to cum 18 liters tonight. thanks asshole. no really thanks

Never thought I'd be on the receiving end of a Mikubombing.

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you're welcome

MORE DAMMIT MORE I DEMAND MORE NOW

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can someone fill me in on why people get sexually aroused and even emotionally attached to cartoon characters
i'm not trying to hate, i'm trying to understand

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That is all true.
I don't fit In here but fit in here
More than anyplace else.

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Is that a God damned facehugger shagging her?

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Have you seen a real women naked in real life? Animu grils are Much better

i haven't

I don't get it either. Finding them cute is fine, I'm there too, but the emotional attachment thing boggles my mind.

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I'm a Holla Forumsattered wife tbh.

You should try different boards.

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to introduce new concepts and fresh variations on old themes

and now ITT, we will post things that *might* be true, but probably aren't:

if your pet howler monkey is nervous, giving him some LSD will help calm him down

That… doesn't really mean anything, does it?

different reason for different people

I also crave for the lulz and fun times to come back. But that shit wont happen time move on the internet is different now overpopulated, every normalfagg aged 10 to 60 is online now days.
We can only hope for a random kek and some fun thread one in a blue moon.
Old 4chan was just "I'm nerdy and weird, i read comic books/watch anime/read manga/play video games, i like to post dank memes, if you meet me in real life i'm pretty friendly, i'm an outcast because the mainstream likes chads that get laid and i'm too shy".
New 4chan is "I'm a shut in self obsessed narcisist psychopath neo-nazi and i have wet dreams about murdering people every night, i'm an outcast because i'm batshit insane and people run away from me on sight".
4chan remains the main hive for social outcasts, all that changed is that the first group isn't as ostracized anymore.
Most people from the first group now either post on reddit, or make content for youtube/twitch. Not icluding the few basement dwellers that now just enhabit this place or other non popular chans and forums.
I know people don't want to hear this, but it's the truth: the old userbase moved on and became the new "norm" the new userbase hates.
The new userbase moved in and remodeled the groundwork that was laid by the same people they now hate.
It's kinda funny because they're the literal definition of "YOU MADE THIS? I MADE THIS, WE WUZ KINGS" but don't even realize it.

Which is what a lot of normalfags are like nowadays. Hell, I'm like that. Makes me wonder if chan culture dying is really such a bad thing.

you sound like a total faggot.

Well, now this is engaging conversation.

There those of us who watched anime before it was cool. We got made fun of
And beat up.
Now that it's cool we get made fun of because we think the new stuff is shit.
We built a cool fort and got kicked out once the cool kids came and took it over.

I do, but I always find myself coming back here. I've been here for three and I'll be here for another three easy.

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Well. I get that. Just… For God's sake, don't make Holla Forums the only board you visit. This thread has over a hundred replies, which should tell you a lot regarding the sad state of this place.

only faggots like yourself would feel engaged to a conversation.

… What does that even mean?

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I'd honestly recommend you going to Holla Forums if only to make it so Holla Forums isn't the only place you visit. And yes, I'm aware of how cancerous Holla Forums is. It still isn't as bad as Holla Forums right now.

Meh just easier to use muh phone when not at home

don't like outside

it means you're a pretentious faggot, even though you made a good post

Holla Forums is shit & i don't vidya. Holla Forums is shit (after elections), Holla Forums is all right but i don't watch anything. i'm not /fit/, nor am i a /k/ommando, i don't care about m/o/tors (cars) and i don't watch that much /a/nime. i read but 8/lit/ is dead and 4/lit/ is cancer, /his/ is misinformation, /polk/ is Holla Forums+, /cow/ is really good, but i don't pay a lot of attention to lolcows (too damn lazy). i wouldn't mind namefag forums, but haven't found anything good. fuck discord, and fuck 4chan. what else is good?

I browse /fit/ but it's slow. Some chil anons there. Reminds me of the days of 8 lounge.

I never said I browsed Holla Forums exclusively, ya dunce, but besides that… Why make this thread if you know everyone is satisfied with the way things are?

phonespostin epin oldbag here AMA

I don't, either, but it still helped.

Well, that's the least surprising thing I've been told all day.

As for what else is good, well… If you like sports, 4/sp/ is decent. Nowhere near as fun as 8/sp/ once was, but it's better than nothing, perhaps. Failing that, well… You mention namefag forums, maybe some sites' comments sections? If nothing else, it'll let you laugh at others' stupidity – although, to be fair, Holla Forums lets you do that too.

Well, that reminds me of why Holla Forums is shit. /fit/ does seem to be chill, but I'd get self-conscious. I'm not obese or anything, before you go there. I just have a raging superiority complex, so seeing /fit/ dudes would make me go for that and I'm pretty sure I would not enjoy the process of getting there. Self-improvement is too much effort.

I was bored.

I'm waiting for this place to die and then I can give it to fugthelug and laugh at him her

The best thing to do is not to pray for the days to return, but to act as if they never left.

The more of us that do this, the faster the glory days will come back. Remember user, beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

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People like you are the ones keeping the majority from evolving imageboard culture beyond it's current state.

Congrates on being the cancer. It's lulzy that you're keeping us down.

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I ejaculate pure nut butter

PEANUT BUTTER????

Because I called you out on your shit meme? Got it! Thanks user!

Wise words user and that is largely what I do, the primary difference is that I spell everything out like I'm talking to children much of the time because so much of the userbase lacks critical thinking these days.

where else would I go?

Outside?

b cause hackers where kind enough to let 'here' live

well where else do you suggest we go?

I like watching train wrecks.

name another chan that isn't 4chan

Sorry, wrong thread

y u do diz