==OFF-COLOR JOKES THREAD==

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

Because they steal all the green cards.

GO BACK TO REDDIT

Why did the retard spray paint his computer black?

so it would run faster

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Kill yourself, OP.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?

Boy scouts come home from camp.

Why did the nigger kid fail his biology test?

Because when asked "what's inside the cell" he answered "Daddy"

What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke

Do you know how to fit 6,000,000 Jews into a Volkswagon?

You put two in the front, three in the back and then cram the rest into the ash tray.

There's a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who's in the driver's seat?

A cop.

IK

A Jew, a Spic, & a Nigger jump off a building.
Who wins?
Society

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

What's faster than a nigger with a TV? his brother with the xbox

What does a hockey player and a sheboon have in common?

They both change their pads after three periods

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because KFC ain't open on holidays.

Why can't Pakis play soccer?
Everytime they get a corner, they open up a shop

If you German and your son marries a Jew, that makes you Bratwurst.
If your daughter marries a Jew, that makes you Sauerkraut.
What are you if your mother married a Jew?
Soap

You're*

Why do Jewish men get circumcised?

Jewish women won't touch something unless it has at least 25% off.

What do you call a room full of Jewesses with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party

A nigger and a spic are in a car. Who is driving?

The police

Why don't mosquitoes drink Jew blood?
Professional Courtesy

Sheboon is in the welfare office signing up for gibs. Under "number of children" she puts "10". Under "name" she puts "Leroy". The social worker tells her "You're supposed to put the names of ALL your children here. You only wrote 'Leroy'". Sheboon says "That's cuz all mah keeds name Leroy". The social worker says, "Well how do you tell them apart? How do they know which one you're talking to?" Sheboon says "Oh, dat's when I calls em by dey LAST names."

What do you call a gay German?
Ate-off Hitler

What do you call a gay Jew?
A He-Blew

What's the difference between America and yoghurt?
If you give yoghurt 300 years, it will develop a culture

Nah, our memes are funnier than this.

OP a gay.

why doesnt mexico have a navy?

HOw do you kill a nigger when he's getting a drink of water?

Slam the toilet seat.

Why did the sheboon have to drag her kids home from the zoo?

They thought it was their weekend with Daddy.

What's the best part of no niggers being on the Jetsons?

It means the future's gonna be great!

get out and stay out stormfags

My uncle knows about a million racist jokes.

How do you know Adam and Eve weren't niggers?

You ever try to take a rib away from a nigger?

What do you call a black baby raised in the projects with no arms no legs that gets dropped in the middle of the ocean?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't do?

Feed a family of 4.

What's the difference between a nigger and a pit bull?

It's still legal to own a pit bull.

What's the difference between a nigger and Batman?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Fish food.

are you a shill or a twelve year old
go back to your fashy goy subleddits

What do you call a nigger in a three-piece suit?
The defendant.
What do you call a black man with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape White women?
An inmate.

Got some jokes:
What does a baby in the microwave look like? I don't know either, I close my eyes when I masterbate.

Ow, the edge.

What do blondes and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck up bitches.

What do old men and vaginas have in common?

They both have stories and bad breath.

What do you call a black check who has had 5 or more abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why do they call PMS, PMS?

Because mad cow disease was taken.

chick*

A gay guy decides to come out of the closet, so he goes to his mom's house and finds her in the kitchen cooking a meal. He tells her "Mom, I'm gay." She doesn't say any thing for a minute, and he's just about to say it again in case she didn't hear, when she asks him, "Son, does this mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" Gay guy says "Yes." Mom turns around and hits him over the head with her wooden spoon and says "Don't you DARE ever complain about my cooking again!"

How do you stop 5 niggers from mugging you?
Toss them a basketball

How do you revive a jew that's fainted? Wave a penny under his nose.

How do you find out how fast a Jew can run? Roll a quarter down a hill.

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free.

Two Mexicans walk across the border into Texas. They're walking and walking through nothing but desert. The first Mexican says to the second one, "I really have to take a crap." The second one says "Well you're going to have to hold it." They keep walking, and the first Mexican is waddling trying to hold in this crap. Finally they come to two outhouses in the middle of nowhere and go in gladly. The second Mexican pisses and comes out relieved. The first one is still in there. The second Mexican is waiting and waiting. Finally he kicks open the door to see if the first one's OK and finds him poking around in the outhouse hole with a stick.
"What the hell are you doing?" the second one says.
"I dropped my backpack down there and I'm trying to get it out" says the first one.
"Eww, just fucking leave it, you don't want to wear that backpack any more. It's gonna stink!" the second one says. The first one thinks for a minute and says, "It's not the backpack I'm really after, it's the burrito in the front pocket."

Why don't niggers go on cruises?

They already fell for that trick once.

CUBANS
CUBANS
CUBANS

You fucked up the joke, faggot!!!

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