I'm that user that made the "should i join the military or not" thread about 3 weeks ago

I have decided to join the united states marine corps. I am currently enrolled in college and as the semester is coming to a close it is clear that I have failed my academic duties. I have to uphold a 3.0 gpa to keep my scholarship and I'm going to end up with a 2.7.
To further complicate things my father has been paying for my college, (easily excess of 20 grand), and I can't stand the thought of him paying for me, especially now that I've failed and to continue going to college he'd be paying an extra 8 grand a year.
My dad will be disappointed with me when I tell him what I'm going to do but I feel this is the best option. I'll be going active duty 0311 infantry and I hope to pay back what my father paid for my college with my first year of pay.
I know this is a blog post but this has always been the only board i've routinely came to. I pray to God that I'm not making a huge mistake and I pray that I will succeed in the marines without committing major sins, (like immoral killing of innocent people under the guise of following orders". Obviously I hope that I don't get injured or killed, but that's a legitamate possiblity in the marines. I really really dont want to be a zogbot and go and die for another person's interests, like for oil, or dying because of a political statement.
Ultimatley my goal of making this thread is to ask for your guidance and thoughts as I make this momentous decision.
Thank you.

you're already dead while you're walking

what did you meme by this

you will see hopefully

Mr. Board Owner, why has Holla Forums gone to shit? 2 years ago it was the bee's knees. Now it's developed a pattern of following differnt trends every few weeks. We are currently in our "lain" phase.

Well user, the good news is that your decision isn't really that momentous as you've already fucked up too much to actually fix no matter what we say. All you can do now is decide the severity of your next fuck up and I'm going to be honest with you - they're all so bad it doesn't really matter which you pick.

thanks for the encouragement

Have fun getting raped by niggers!

because simply put, people are stupid

Get fake married so you get BAH and join the army instead of the marines and hope you don't get sent to shit hole South Korea. Most of the time in the army is just working out, cleaning and dicking around. Marine Corp is much harder. You can literally get sent anywhere, my friend is getting sent to Romania in a few months after doing over a year in shitty ass poop hole dumpster fire South Korea.

Also hope WW3 doesn't start because Trump gets tricked by blood thirsty NeoCon baby boomers.