My pathetic NEET seed can't even fill one onahole…

My pathetic NEET seed can't even fill one onahole…

cool.

Maybe you're jacking off too much, give your balls time to rest and improve your diet. Also imagining blowing a hot load into your waifu seems to work for me.

No, I'm serious.. my worthless semen splutter is not enough to fill even half of my waifu's hole. I should just go die…

Even in a harem situation I could only impregnate one girl before emptying my useless milk sack…

YES YOU CAN, EVEN THE SMALLEST AND TINIEST OF GEYSERS CAN DISPLACE TONS OF WATER

I WANT YOU TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT ONLY YOU, YES YOU, CAN BLOW A FUCKING BUCKETLOAD OF SEMEN INSIDE YOUR WAIFU

you will never amount to anything

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No it's hopeless. I should just become a trap slave-dog instead…

yes you should

don't be so entitled

I want you to tell me right now with a straight face that she isn't eagerly awaiting your fertile seed.

She would not even get pregnant let alone orgasm.. what's even the point….

well if that's how you feel, then I'm gonna take your waifu for myself and bust a thick, viscous, warm, bubbling, healthy and robust nut into her and deliver unto her a child.

AGAIN WITH THE SELF-DOUBT, JUST DO IT.

thanks for the fap

Did you really just cum to my waifu? H-how was it..?

Much less than I expected, still a great fap though.

No problem bruh


QUIT WHORING OUT YOUR WAIFU YOU SHAMELESS SACK OF SHIT, I MADE YOU BETTER THAN THIS

That makes me happy. It's good that someone can fulfill my waifu's needs and desires when my pathetic little dick is unavailable..

Why do your self deprecating words get me so hard?

I cum like a porn star, and I drink 2 liters of soda a day, have been an insomniac most of my life and eat meat with every meal.

However, I do drink lots of water before a sexual encounter, I don't smoke or use drugs, if I want to impress a girl I'll beat off constantly a week before meeting her, then stop altogether three days before I do. Then in our first sexual encounter make sure I've built it up continuously for at least 40 minutes before unloading all over her. Hearing her say things like "Oh my god" "It's so much" "You got me everywhere…" "wow" etc.

Other things that help: l-argenine, zinc, fenugreek, celery, pineapple or kiwi, lots of water.

It must be that dominating bull gene I'm so sorely lacking.. If you wanted to penetrate my waifu I wouldn't even try stop you. I'm fucking useless…

Megumeme's not even my waifu so why do I feel like I'm the one getting cucked here.

It's gone from gay erp to cuckolding erp. Jesus Christ this place is fucking pathethic.

That's what I'm saying user. I don't deserve a girl like her.

I'll take good care of her buddy. Just make an appointment with me first whenever you want to talk to her

Knowing that you'd treat my girl like I never could, you have no idea how hard that makes my sissy dick.

THICC

Don't be so hard on yourself buddy! I'm fine thanks though, I would however like to penetrate you

I'd rather you snogged my waifu to be honest, and I could watch.

I'll pummel her bum raw then, do I get to pound you afterwards too?

Oh yeah buddy? How about all three of us cuddle to sleep after a long day of work and explosions?

sauce?

Gomenassai; Mad Scientist Ootori Kanae, Chapter 3 if you want to be more specific.

And I fucked it up

i knew it looked familiar

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Good image.

satisfy your femdom fetish some place else

That isn't megumin.

I don't care

I'll slam your boipussy and make you shoot the biggest load of your whole pathetic life.

I demand the full dose.

Take 2 and call me in the morning

Thanks doc

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need a 2nd opinion?
thanks doc

thanks doc
got my dose