Confirmed not gonna die a virgin boys

ask me anything

ur gonna get hit by a bus walking to the red light district

will you put it in the thing or are you just jokesting

Thing has already been put in.

..how do well tell him he is in a state of psychosis suffering intense delusions?

Did you get the fucc?

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dun got all the fucc

Was it a hooker?

gay sex doesn't count

yeah it does.

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Actually is a reasonably stable relationship now.

So it wasn't at some point? Was she a hooker that decided to quit to make you her main (and only)?

You cared enough to reply and that's appreciated in itself friendo.

you don't belong here

Did her performance meet acceptable standards?

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Answer el Question, senor.

Did you enema before you bottomed? Did taking your first cock hurt?

She moaned quite a bit so I think I did okay. It was a little bit looser than I expected. Onaholes>pussy 9/10

What happens when one masturbates a shit tonne: pussies feel loose.

So she gave you the dead fish treatment?

*star fish treatment, nigga

False alarm, OP's a faggotas usual…

It has been, only a little more than a week but there was a bit of an "argument" a couple hours before it happened, she speaks Chinese primarily so we talk through a translator and there were some misunderstandings.

Trips of confusion
An online fling with a chinese refugee turned sexual
Has blockbuster written all over it.

Had to fuck the help, eh OP?

Holy fuck, man, good luck.

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Shhhhhhhh, it's all going to be okay.

Are you in China?

I'm in Indonesia.

God damn, Jim, you just lost you v-card, huh?
Funny this shitty site doesn't get you all the hoes?

Of all the rice he could have steamed, faggot OP picks the most verminous, invasive, classless breed of chink he could find. Really makes you think.

I don't dabble in the sexual deviants you speak of.