go to Japanese class

It says:
CERTIFICATE OF BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD
A certificate that the mother:
_____
Is the best mother in the world because she cares about my future and gives me a lot of affection.
_____
The happiest son in the world

What do I do with it?

Damn, why do these type of cards always give me the feels?

I have a box where I keep all my memorable items and curios, you should do the same and hold onto it.

Give it to your mother.

this, even if it's of no use to you, just for the sentiment

Fill it out with crayons.

I am a god.

Except that's Portuguese, Einstein.

You're just retarded

w-wat

That doesn't look like Japanese to me

Will I ever learn Japanese?

Did your mother also drop you from a 3 story building, retard-kun?

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Cum on it, then give it to your mom.

Caught me off guard

I can now speak three foreign languages.

Give it to your mom obviously. Or what, are you implying she's not the best mother in the world?

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Why does this make me more upset than the other one?

Because it's more of a tease. Seeing random japanese won't make you want to learn it, but seeing some anime tiddies will make you want to fuck her. There's an alt version that i renamed slightly so i'd have them side-by-side.

is your box empty?

Now that's just brutal.

Do this .
Is the Kumon Japanese good? I remember doing the math classes.

Well, I get lessons from two actually Japanese ladies. They're nice and friendly.

Bitch someday I'm going to put you in your place

Well, you cum on it to start, but to be quite honest I'm not entirely sure what you should do with it from that point onward.
M-maybe you should give it to your mummy? Considering you're posting on Holla Forums, chances are you were an insufferable little faggot growing up, it could be an autistically cringy but also kinda cute way to show your appreciation.

O que caralhos se faz com um cartão de dia das mães anão? Enfia no Cu?

Eu sou marmanjo demais para dar um cartão com Hello Kitty à minha mãe.
Acho que eu vou colorir o cartão com um giz de cera bem podrinho e entregá-lo.

I would recommend that you slit your neck with it, you fucking huemonkey.

wat

How many languages do (You) speak?

How did you expect brazilians to comunicate to each other?

Take a shit and then use it as toilet paper.

By throwing feces at each other, like other monkeys do.

With vid relateds of smoke signals,set to some background rainforest ambiance. Also .