I need some good riddles, anons. Here's mine

I need some good riddles, anons. Here's mine.

What's between heaven and earth?

Thepeople

death

No, look at the question itself and you'll see the answer. It's really silly when you see it.

and

the answer is and?

Hang yourself, seriously.

lol good job anons

bump

When you come to me, you rarely remember our time together, however you always come back. Who am I?

morning

no

A whore?

The sky

Too many riddles are puns based on homophones, which won't work in text format.

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

No

lol
fukken saved

paycheck

Tell the answer man

Sleep/Dream?

I was going to say this.

No


Very close, the answer is bed.

Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around
And his mind is a beacon
In the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right
But he'll never, never fight over you

The bed comes to you? Bullshit user

It is not to bed who comes to you, but you come to the bed.

Sargon of Akkad

If a cat can, but a can can't, what colour is the flavour of the letter nine?'

cat?
The cat can is a can of paint to paint.
Does not seems right though.

You win the internet for today. Post whatever you wish, and it will never be deleted!

Man, you guys are so smart. These riddles are hard

What taste better than it smells?

What comes in hard and dry, then comes out soft and dripping?

A mouth?

Obviously muh dikk

Nope, it's pasta.

Fuck, I got rused.

Ice.

Mods will never delete this marvelous little girl picture.

well, a tongue but close enough

What is the riddle of wood?