I'll say anything and upload it

I'm bored and I want to practice loosening up, so I'll voice whatever you want*

*Rules:

Also I'll probably do different voices. You can ask for a voice if you want. And obviously I'm fine with saying people's names so if you wanna trole your gay streamer friends be my guest

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say the fourteen words

Dub this over but imitate Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage while doing it.

Say "Can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?"

Hold on, 8ch is bitching about my webm format

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Okay, so it needs a video stream or 8ch shits out.


webm related


This one might be more complicated. Which character should be Hulk?

PS my voice might not be right for some things but I'll try and that'll be kek

I guess Hulk should be the boss

I don't watch wrestlemania or gay porn but it's rendering, user.

I'm waiting on you captain.

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say: Leftypol is a bunch of retarded faggots.

" Nice thread, Oh Initiator of this conversation! May this discussion be filled with joy and image macros"

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This is one of the worst things I've ever made but here you go. Delivared.

Please say "Fuck you leather man, I'll show you who's the boss of this gym"

Lel nevermind

I was 9, and was getting babysat by the 18 year old boy down the street. Even at 9 I knew I had power over men. I was always getitng told how cute I was, how adorable I was. I was determied to prove that I could control a man. I still feel that I loved the boy that was babysitting me the night I did it. it wasn't rape. it was love. I knew what I was doing. As soon as my parents left, I changed into my 'man trapping' outfit. My favorite pair of panties (pink My Little Pony) and a tank top. His eyes nearly bugged out of his head when I walked out. I played it slow, rubbing against him, on the couch. Eventually I moved onto his lap and ground my cute butt into his crotch. I could feel his manhood growing. I couldn't take it. I got up, stood infront of him, pulled down my panties, and told him to touch me.I could tell he was impressed. Even at 9, my penis was a good 4 inches erect. He worked the balls and the tip. I will always remember his strong hands around my shaft.

Say "You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up, bitch nigger

nice work

Fucking grand, what a hero.

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Say this:

Please say this in your best bane voice
"Oh, you think the edginess is your ally, you merely adopted the edge. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the norm until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The memes betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, I will be preparing to bring justice. Then, I will break you. Your precious thread, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your body?"

I'll actually record the whole thing, hold on.
You probably won't be able to fap to it though.

I was wondering what would break first. Your thread or it's posts.

Say this is a Christopher Walken voice

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

In a qt loli voice say
"Onii-chan, please stop. I-it won't fit."
Afterwards scream as loud as possible in the manliest voice you can do.

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Hey pretty please could you say
"I'm sorry Mikaela, will you ever forgive me my queen"

in your best emotionless, monotone morgan freeman voice

:D

Say "Gay double penetration is pretty hot"

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good luck


I don't sound like morgan freeman at all but here goes

kek thanks user

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Hope you and your friends enjoy

Got exactly what I asked for, thanks

Thanks

Please say: Romania is the filthiest shithole in Europe.

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Sweet, thanks!

NP user-kun.

Eeeeh a' hate ma' bloody life n a' want to die ever since a' lost me fucking legs. eeeeeeh it's a good thing mi' sister sucks me off every night n them dopey buggers on't tinternet gave me eight hundred bloody quid like.

this in a manchester accent

youtube.com/watch?v=zzpvU4PBCv8 for reference, might be a bit tough

Christ that's a weird one.
This work?

top kek, I know it was a very weird request but you did good, thanks

I've got about an hour before I have to fuck off and shut up for the day. Last takers?

OP are you still alive? If you are could you say in a britbong accent
"Oy mate, your fooken trash and you know what day it is? Garbage day, so get the fuck out"

How many precious peppers can Peter Piper pickle?

Shout out "sack of coins" with a short pause in between each word.

Say: "Little girls deserve to be raped, if you disagree, you are in denial"

Say 'ice bank mice elf' in that order.

LOL

say "Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man. Stand up and be counted, go with the Ku Klux Klan. We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country true. We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do. We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free. And proudly wear our robes of white, protecting liberty"