Someone is fucking with our universe

HITLER HAS FUCKING BLUE EYES NOW

I fucking shit you not. This is not a photoshop. Go jewgle it or something.

I was going to wait to post about Mandela Effect until after the shills died down but this shit cannot wait.

I've been taught since 4th grade that he had Brown Eyes Dark Hair. Until I saw this. youtube.com/watch?v=iw-YiEnHJ4s

Once I found out I went over to my friend's house and showed him and his brother. They didn't believe me "bullshit he has brown eyes" and googled it. Then their eyes lit up as we were all trying to process this mindfuck.

Our universe is getting fucked over by CERN right now and our only hope of objectivity is our own memories.If you aren't strong enough mentally or aware, you are going to be swept up by the waves of change.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=iw-YiEnHJ4s
anglia-models.co.uk/history-fordlogo.htm
volkischpaganism.com/2014/10/08/carl-jung-on-hitler-as-personification-of-the-wotan-archetype/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longitude
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latitude
youtube.com/watch?v=Lbjru5CQIW4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_implantation
kabbalah.info/engkab/kabbalah-video-clips/kabbalah-for-the-masses#.V6Ga_aKH5F4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>youtube.com/watch?v=iw-YiEnHJ4s

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He's always had blue eyes they just look black in black and white photos and footage.

Hitler always had blue eyes. The Berenstone universe is that way. >>>

==(((CERN)))=

There are people who actually consider the color of Hitlers eyes important

He always did

I suppose that this could just be an extension of them trying to portray Hitler as a mongrel hypocrite ashamed of his own shortcomings.

The Baronscholng universe is an amusing one.
By tomorrow, he will be blond and was the former president of the American Nazi Party.

Also, I had a kinda related dream the night before last surrounding this. Basically about universe jumping and I stumbled across hitler and himmler, from a universe where he had been communist instead of national socialist. I was trying to smuggle them into our universe because I was convinced that they could be convinced that communism was bullshit and to be nationalist again.

Boonstein?

I saw shills say the exact same thing when I posted on reddit.

I think he always had blue eyes but maybe in an alternate universe he actually did have brown. Did you niggers know Dolly from Moonraker doesn't have braces anymore?

Well all facts have some importance, especially if they change retroactively.

They changes their logo, what are you getting at

Yeah sure buddy.

Almost every major logo has changed I think…

not to mention


not recently…

anglia-models.co.uk/history-fordlogo.htm

Welcome to the Berenstain universe, bud.

Also we were taught that Hitler was a nordicist, when \in this universe it was actually a rare, extremist view in the party. I hypothesized that in the BerenstEin universe, his Brown eyes caused him to think and act more politically to bring the nordicists into his camp (who would have not trusted his brown hair, and brown eyes even less) by making it part of the official party platform blond hair, blue eyed master race and all that.

Or it could be -more likely- that almost everything we're taught about Hitler froman early age is (((lies & distortions))).

clearly the '27 logo made into a shitty vector compared with the '76 logo.
I've been driving the same ford since 1974, I would know if the fucking logo had changed overnight.
also B&W photos remain unaltered, fairly sure his eyes weren't always blue.
they could've also used photo recoloration to fuck with the narrative somehow, I don't see what making Hitler more aryan does for their cause though

Hitler has always had blue eyes you faggot.

this is the most likely information, we got most of our info. about Hitler from his own communications we intercepted.
wartime communications never paint a pretty picture of anyone.

They were always blue, Bruvinator.

It just means that the kikes cant contain the bullshit anymore. Even the lolberg filth at /k/ stopped the ebil nutzi gun control myth.

Explain these you homos

Oh and this male symbol has been Volvo's logo (((forever))).

I have a theory (((they))) are trying to destroy the two ( or more) universes by colliding them into one another


With how things are ramping up I think it will be soon

What they intend to do this for though is a mystery, for Moloch perhaps?

actually OP you aren't the first one to do this
google "hitler eyes mandela effect"
people think his eyes were brown because of ONE painting which has likely been doctored/painted over to make Hitler look less pure.
case closed.

Also "Kit Kat" has NEVER been hyphenated as Kit-Kat, ever in the history of time.

Reminder that there is only one 「true」 universe, and that once he 「takes the napkin」 he will finally be able to 『Make America Great Again』

now this one spooked me.

What the fuck

same goes for "tic tac"

Does anyone have that report from an admirer who met Hitler, and how while he was staring into the Fuhrer's "soft, deep blue eyes," Hitler penetrated to the depths of his headspace and saw him like he was exposed bare to his soul?

OP, I always thought Hitler had blue eyes, but my dad thought like you and was pretty surprised when I corrected him. I'm pretty sure this is just an off-shoot of the rumor of him being a self-hating jew, like to further add that he was this jewish, brown-haired, brown-eyed madman that idolized Nordic features.

Dude no, I know for 100% certain Hitler had green eyes.


I seen colored photographs with him having green eyes, Schlomo. they had colored pictures back then you dummies it just wasn't common

The Volks Wagon logo made me almost shat my pants. I didn't fully believe the bearenstain bears shit until I saw this. I searched the logo thinking that someone fucked it up and they're all like that.

Then the mirror mirror on the wall got changed to "magic mirror on the wall".

That one is less significant for me because I never ate TicTacs with any regularity. But Kit-Kats all the time from childhood into adulthood.

Okay I need to ask you guys something.
I thought it was just me being a retarded autistic neet but after this I need to.

Do you guys feel like things are repeating themselves?
Like events from your life happening again?

A couple of weeks ago I saved a couple of porn pictures, without thinking, then when I started fapping I was like "Wait a fucking second, I saved this shit before" so I go look at the date the pictures are posted and look my fap folder but nothing, the date checked out and I did not have the pictures in my folder.
Couple of days after the same happened, I look around, find more pictures, save them and when the dick check happens I go "Dude what, didn't I fap to this before?" and I can tell because shit I fapped to before doesn't hit me as strong as new stuff.

Seriously, it's like I'm going crazy, my mind is costantly going "Buddy, we've been here before, we did this shit an year ago or so, how is that we're doing the same shit now?", the way things are set up, the way people talk to me, some events in my life, a dinner with my uncle and her bitch of a friend, it just KEEPS HAPPENING.
Please tell me I'm not the only one, I feel stuck on a loop and not a metaphorical loop because I'm a neet and all that, I mean a literal temporal loop.

Shit, this one got me pretty hard.

Yeah its called dajavu. I've had times when I'm watching a live stream and then get the feeling I've seen this exact part before, and then predict the next sentence. Spoopy.

Who remembers the uppermost rib here ever being a part of the human anatomy?

blue-grey

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You too huh? I'm spooked.

I actually remember the time "the shift" happened if that is a good enough word for it.

Some time in the 90s I was out walking at a park and I somehow felt the world spin (My vision looked like one of those .gifs that are broken on purpose the colours and images tearing) and then I was facing the opposite direction this was strange because I was walking in a straight line the whole time in and such a turn would have been impossible. This happened for period of time between 1.5-3 seconds.

It would be extremely interesting to me to see if people who are experiencing some confusion at the things posted here have had a similar occurrence happen to them at some point and time. Being removed from a place and put in another place while being awake.

I've had the same exact conversations with several people. It started off with me just not wanting to be rude, but it's reached levels of experimentation now. I may as well start charting the days I have the same exact conversation points I have with certain people.

Now anons, do you too remember your heart being right below your left nipple?

I saw one someone with pic related as a decal on the back of an awesome 80s VW Rabbit. Has nothing to do with what you said, but it was pretty bad ass.

so now you guys trust schools?

The brown eyes meme is propaganda to make him look like a hypocrite. They could get away with it back then, because the vast majority of people would only ever see black and white photos of him.

Wait, no wait.

I know what a dejavù is but to me it's happening costantly and it's not only a dejavù it's like… you know when you find something you lost after a long while and you go "Oh so here it is… ah such memories I have with this one" except to me it happens with things I never interacted before.

Like how exact?
I've had a conversation with said bitchy friend and it was identical, down to the meal we were eating, I was actually quite distressed.
The fact is it's not that I think everything is repeating but certain things are for sure and they are not small enough not to be a pattern.

Dude… What the fuck?

Did we accidentally a new universe recently? I swear I remember seeing kit-kat probably a couple months ago. The logo just doesn't look right.

We're actually all in hell right now, doomed to relive the fall of the west time and time again

did it happen to be in 1998? that was such a weird year for me, no idea how to properly explain this in words but I was at college and took a class with the younger version of my first grade teacher

fuck off you retard

This funny joke needs to die.

Fuck off freech. He's always had blue eyes.


This. OP's next line will be "I just found out that Hitler WASN'T a drug addict! Holy shit! Who Berenstein here?"

I remember both of those.


I remember the weird hypnograph glitch and the moving into the car then turning around and walking into the longs drugs. I remember it was about 96/98 and not in 2006 when the huge switch happened.


It looked like a kelidoscope of colors had switched on snd blurred my vision entirely.

Fucking LURK MOAR

No everything in life was pretty normal until around 2008-2012, that's when shit started getting fucky.

I personally think that a lot of this stuff is caused by butterfly effects time travellers. You can find debatable evidence of time travel through a simple google image search.
I think Louis-Ferdinand Celine was a time-travelling Holla Forumslack.

This and the ammounts of sages trying to fit in is freaking me out.

Are you sure you're not talking about deja vu with these same conversations? I'm talking about having the same conversation occur in two different and tangible memories. As in, someone would start a conversation with me about a topic I've never heard of and then that would be that. Sometime later, they would start talking about this subject using for the most part the same words. I then would try to use the same answers I gave the first time and see what happens.

I think it might just be people don't keep track what they've said to who if you don't let them know that something's already been talked about before. Your mileage may vary.

That's the alchemical symbol for iron, dingus.

k. Doesn't look right.

The Nazis didn't actually care about eye Colorado, did they?

Did their racial laws address eye or hair color at all?

*color, stupid autocorrect

It ties into the meme that Hitler literally wanted to kill all people without blonde hair and blue eyes.

Don't you know user in this universe hitler won the war and Maga germania rules the world as the sole pure white superpower

It's uncanny man, especially with the porn.
Eating pasta with meat sauce, with the same type of bread, with the same type of steak, with the same type of dessert.
It's just uncanny, it's the same shit, it's not just "Oh ehy, did I hear/see/eat/fap to this before?" it's "Okay why am I here again?"

And it's kind of hard forgetting about a 50 year old hag that I've hated all my life trying to hit on me and touching my arms and then giving me compliments, trying to sucker up to me.
No dude, I'm either completely crazy or this ain't a dejavù.

Explain what?

>Not knowing that Deja vu is what happens when they change something in the Matrix
It takes ~6 seconds for you to be consciously aware of something happening. occasionally, your brain "misfires" and forgets to tell itself that it already "wrote something to memory" so to speak, and it tries to "write" again and finds it already there. This is mostly what Deja Vu is.


Are you getting other weird senses like smells/sounds/etc? If so you might have some form of Temporal-lobe epilepsy.


or have you considered the possibility that you are a devil-child?

shit got fucked because of the second eternal september that happened in 2007.

Hitler has always had blue eyes you cunt

What are you getting at with the Depends?

I guess I cant remember New York city being at the same longitude as fucking Chile. Why does that seem so odd? Does it have to do with how we normally view that map skewed on orb so it affects our perception?

My only recommendation is to try and approach what you're dealing with as rationally and scientifically as you can.

It's the same as the globe, Brazil used to be basically parralel with East Coast USA except for a little bit that stuck out. South America was way to the West in my reality. Depends is now Depend.

Someone posted a thread about this earlier. Don't know why the fuck the mods bumplocked it.

JFK's assassination car has 6 people now. On fucking video. The fucking Zapruder film.

Not 4 anymore. Even though traces of my original universe still lingers. Including the car.


Ok wtf is this gay shit.

Yeah I remember 2012 supposedly when the world ended. I saw the ford commercial and something erked me enough to jerk me off of my seat and stare face to face with the tv. My brain was telling me something is very wrong about the Ford logo and deeply disturbed me. I walked it off thinking oh it's just a trashy logo change, no big deal. I was wrong. OC

I don't get it. What is the significance of their logos seeming slightly similar?

No I don't think so.
Like I smell things and hear sounds that aren't there, right?


Yeah, I think I'm going to test how gravity works.
Jokes aside, how can I approach this scientifically?
It's not like I can predict the future, if anything it's more like me predicting the past.

I'd make a bet that you do remember seeing NYC at the same Latitude as Chile. Pic related. Longitude however - you need to get your head examined.

At some point two (out of infinite) possible realities collided. The result was that various aspects of both realities were swapped back and forth.

Let us for a moment refer to these realities as "Reality A" and "Reality B"

Reality A = Berenstein (the one we all remember)

Reality B = Berenstain (The one we exist in now)

Near as I can tell, it was some time after 2010, this is when it all went downhill. This is when the world seeming went insane. That is; the insane becoming the sane, and civilization seemingly began eating itself alive.

Most people here, reading this post, are from Reality A.

The SJWs? They are from reality B. This is why they seem to make absolutely no sense; because they are from a reality that is fundamentally different from ours.

Within this revelation, is a horrible realization… They have not been "swapped" into our reality; we have been swapped into theirs.

That being said, let us colonize their reality and remake it in our image, without apology or compromise.

KEK VULT!

THIS

Certainly sounds like Holla Forums.

embarrassing

Record everything you think is important. Compare current observations to past ones. Eliminate as many confounding variables as possible. Only hypothesize with enough information. Aka the same shit you did in the 5th grade science fair.

The fucks that?

It's also "Lego" not "Legos"

Brazil's the same place it always was. That's what happens when you take a vaguely spherical object and try to represent it with a 2D image. (pic related)


Lattitude = horizontal lines
Longitude = vertical lines

smart phones and Web 2.0 allowed hordes of normalfags to overrun the web

More like 2007. I still wonder if The Big Bang Theory show is just the perpetrators of this reality warping mocking us openly.

Brazil has always been an hour ahead of us in terms of their timezone, at least as far as I can remember.

I… never took part to a science fair but I'll try.

i always remember them being on the same time zone as ny.

t. new yorker

what the fuck is everyone smoking am i on 420chan

Sorry lads, you're wrong

6 people in the car instead of 4. The Zapruder film seems much longer and clearer than I remember.

Why does your post make me wanna fuck you? How are you doing that?

Yeah, It's also known to coincide with emotional spikes (usually fear)

Kek knows the truth, user, don't try and hide it.


Yes, Lattitude goes from 0 degrees at the equator (A horizontal line) to +-90 degrees at the poles. Longitute goes from 0 degrees at the Prime Meridian (a vertical line) to +-180 degrees at the International Date Line.

It's the only guaranteed way that you don't end up going crazy by making theories before you collect observations.

Atlantic Canada here, our time zone used to line up with Sao Paulo. Now it lines up with "Cuiaba" Brazil.

Type hitler drug use into google

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I was on vacation in toronto idk 1998? I dont recall I was around 12 or so.. so I think thats the correct year. It was the evening, sometimes around 9ish and I was walking to cross an intersection and I suddenly it felt like the world spun around 2 or 3 times very fast and i had this dropping sensation like I was falling. As soon as it stopped I was just standing there looking around. After a while everyone was asking "are you ok?" Not because they noticed me lose my shit for a second but because I was just standing there.. They didnt notice it.

I thought it was just vertigo or something but I only recall feeling anything close to that feeling that one time. It was much more profound than vertigo or fainting.

Google lost any disguise it had at impartiality when gamergoy happened

And yet a quick search reveals the opposite.
You're gonna be real fucked if SHTF and you don't know your Longs from your Lats.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

he had blue eyes since ever you dumb cuck! get redpilled somewhere else!

what of these
are his eyes not blue just because?

lel

KEK VULT

DUBS

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I think David Irving said Himmler really did, but Hitler cared more about the "German Whole" much more than just the specific Nordic type, and this is reflected in who he surrounded himself with in the positions of the greatest power (mostly not Nordic-like), and even Rudolf Hess was half-Greek.

This happened to me as a kid in '97. Weird shit with my vision and felt like the direction I was facing spun without me turning. After it stopped all of the colors seemed duller than before so I checked the sky to see if clouds had gone in front of the sun but it was blue and cloudless that day. Shook it off and kept playing but never forgot it. Fucking crazy that this shit happened to other people.

Anyone else remember this as the event that happened around the time you started having trouble connecting with other people?

A quick test of how eyes are in color vs B&W.

This fails to explain what our reality B selves were doing until we were swapped over. Or the fact that our reality A selves lived the same exact lives as the ones in reality B did, despite the insane being the sane.

JFK's car always had six people retard, did you forget about Connally?

a few more pics to see

Meant for

Goebbels described one of his first meetings with Adolf Hitler in the diaries he kept:

Shakes my hand. Like an old friend. And those big blue eyes. Like stars. He is glad to see me. I am in heaven. That man has everything to be king.

Leon Degrelle in his article “The Enigma of Hitler” (The Journal of Historical Review)

Kill yourself.

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-C. G. Jung
volkischpaganism.com/2014/10/08/carl-jung-on-hitler-as-personification-of-the-wotan-archetype/

Hitler had deep blue eyes that many found bewitching, although I did not find them so. Nor did I detect the electric current his hands were said to give off. I gripped them quite a few times and was never struck by his lightning.

Leon Degrelle

How could he be in the car? Wasnt he busy filming From Russia With Love?

:^)

You're a massive retard.

He's always had blue eyes, even if damaged by the mustard gas he took in WW1.

I never thought this, but now that you mention it, Kit-Kat with a dash doesn't sound wrong. I think most of the dumb Mandela things are similar illusions.

Nah, I clearly remember at least five people. The governor and his wife were in the car with Kennedy, and I'm pretty sure the governor got hit by the first bullet that went through him.

None of them were driving, it would make sense that there are two secret service dudes in front. Haven't seen the Zapruder film in a while but it probably focused more on the back of the car where Kennedy was than anything. That'd be obvious, I mean the guy wants to get as clear a film of Kennedy as possible to preserve the moment of completing (((their))) mission enjoy seeing the President in color for the first time.

Your confusion probably comes from pic related

well thank you for that fascinating link.
I'm not familiar with Jung but I bought a book of his.
I haven't read it yet though, is his overall work good?

Is the Blue eye "too blue" for your tastes, shlomo?
I have more. Or are you just jealous?
Still not happy? Post a "real" blue eye.

I count five not including the agent getting on

Carl Jung? Yes, tremendously insightful and inspiring in my opinion. I hope you enjoy reading him.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longitude
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latitude
Ok

I've always known he had blue eyes. WTF. Blue eyes, light brown hair. I recall his mother had really uncanny pale eyes. It's a b/w pic but you can tell her eyes weren't brown either.

Oh I know my Lats

What if in our original universe Hitler actually did do something wrong but the "redpill" was actually us realizing the inconsistencies of him doing nothing wrong in the current one? Or maybe Hitler is a universal constant, always unjustly reviled by the majority yet never actually wrong…

The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball…

Casper knew this.

What if Hitler traveled into the other universe, and we were sent here where he's hated and ridiculed? What if we're supposed to be the stand in while he saves the other one?

if we really do live in a weird berenstain universe, it seems like this one's main principle is that every natural moral principle and historical villain is inverted.

It's like you're not even trying

Some people also remember New Zealand being to the left of Australia. I'm burger so I wouldn't give a shit.

Alright I'm gonna fucking tell you right here right now to research Flat Fucking Earth.

I don't care if you call me a shill or jew but just research it for your own sake, just like the Mandela Effect.

All the pictures of space, planets, satellites, black holes, earth are all fucking CGI and cartoons. Everything you've had shoved down your fucking ass since first grade is all bullshit. Even that picture you posted is a fucking cartoon. There are no fucking satellites around this fucking flat plane. The earth is not rotating at all.

Claim: Earth is spinning 1000mph and everything off the ground is affected. Everything from sniper's bullets to boeing 747s.

Reality: If you take a plane from Cologne to London in 2 hours, how much time will it take from London to Cologne? 2 Hours. Even though we are supposedly spinning 1000 MPH there is no difference no matter which direction you go. Every fucking flight route on this fucking flat plane never changes vice versa.

Claim:

(((Einstein))) is a fucking jew and pluralist. Newton knew he couldn't explain gravity, only explain it's effects. Tesla knew about how our universe is based on electromagnetism and gravity is a direct result of that. Why is it that Tesla was jewed so hard that he starved to death even though his inventions unlocked the universe?

Reported.

stop ruining our fun with facts user
just shit on OP that he always had blue eyes like everyone else

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I had set my house on fire by playing with an oil lamp and I knocked it over onto one of those green egg crate-like mattress pads.

My mother was unable to pull the pin on the extinguisher, threw it aside, and took my sister outside.

I picked up and kept trying to pull the pin, the plastic loop retaining it was cutting into my finger, until it finally went, and I fired the extinguisher. However, the fire was too big now, and the smoke so thick I couldn't see anything except black and red.

The next thing I remember is holding my sister outside of my house and hearing an explosion that shattered windows.

Apparently, my mother was passed out, miles away at a boyfriends and my sister and me were the only ones home… the explosion was the unfired extinguisher.

Nothing has felt real since.

dude, it's more than that.

no we fucking don't.. fuck off we are full

whats so crazy about that.
it's not any more crazy than believing in god or magick

Have you seen Jacob's Ladder?

Oldfag here.
We were taught this in history back in 1999. How do you know he had brown eyes, OP?
I have difficulty believing the micropenis/one-ball/scat fetish stuff, but an Austrian having blue eyes seems perfectly feasible, even if he was a quarter-kike.

People can't even get simple facts right in the present

What's wrong with that Volkswagon logo? Looks like it always has to me.

There was a volkswagon dealership next to the church my parents took me too. I'd always look out the window instead of paying attention, looking at their sign. I know that logo.

No, what about it?

>I've been taught since 4th grade that he had Brown Eyes Dark Hair. Until I saw this. youtube.com/watch?v=iw-YiEnHJ4s

I was taught this as well by my (((teacher))).

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A movie based on the concept you talked about. Bretty good.

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real men believe in curves

I think it's just mistakenly always written online like that. Probably some smug grammar fucks trying to sound better than other people because other onomatopoeia sounding or looking words add the hyphen. Herd mentality just followed. Example: Rat-ta-tat-tat.

Apparently, it also means to finger a girl with 4 fingers.


I don't… But I'm not weirded out by it.


Yes. You put your right hand over your heart to make a pledge.


They had hoodies back then? Is that photo related to Celine?


Nice try. Other anons did my work for me, thankfully.


But SJW's didn't really come to be until around 2012(late 2011), at least not in their current radical form and numbers. Before this they were just fringe weirdos, punks, and university professors. Now they're completely mainstream.


Ignore this troll.


Because along with their image, they're acting shy, young and unsure of themselves. And you're probably into teenagers.

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It's always mirror mirror on the wall

Because you're a degenerate user.

Assuming I'm not a wacko already.
I wouldn't be surprised if one day doctors will say "Ehy, this guy had a gigantic tumor in his brain, it's incredible how he managed to pretend he was a normal human being for all these years!".

oh god what the fuck, goddamn Berenstain shit

Will have to watch it sometime.

Also, I have lost time relating to a social services program I was in due to being the delinquent child of a neglectful single mother.

I never noticed the horrified faces of the people on the lawn behind them before.

fuck.
i was extremely high and watching TGSNT on my day off of work, it was interesting but nothing to freak out about. all of the sudden it seemed like time slowed and the world sped up and spun, and in the next second, i felt like i was in a new world. everything's felt fake and yet incredible since. i'm more desensitized and talk less, daily.

i think the implication is we're dead. spooky, but possible. i'd just returned from an iraq deployment i was SURE i was going to die one. after i didn't, everything's seemed anticlimactic, and yet the world keeps getting crazier while i care less.

woah….thats insane! It's almost as if companies can change their logos. Thats crazy.

Oh my sweet summer child.

This level of autism ….Hitler always had blue eyes

Hwat?

God damn it Holla Forums.

It's called fainting, it happens.

I think we're taking our bullshit a little too seriously.

but the "if you build it he will come" freaked me out. its always been they right?

yes

No, people are just retarded and misquote shit.

I never watched the stupid movie, I only read the books and those were always "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all"

Some fun now and then is okay, user. Not too much, just a little.

The issue is, that I remember my mother being there, and she was not. I remember her taking my sister out of the house, and I am told I did. I remember cutting my finger getting the pin out of the extinguisher, and I had no such cut.

I wasn't going to say anything, but in 1998, I was driving.. well turning onto a road. I all the sudden felt like I blacked out during that turn. Iwas great fun I didn't wreck my car. I was steering out of the turn as I realized that it had happened to me. I don't want to take abouy this. I just want to mention it did happen that day, and if you felt it too.. you're not alone.

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The only people who fall for this don't know enough physics.

I'll debunk the smoke one real quick. Light up a cig in a car with the windows up going 60 MPH. Notice how the smoke goes straight up? Everything, including the air is going 60 MPH. The exterior of the car and the atmosphere of the planet both protect the smoke from the outside.

Who here has had a near death experience with water as a kid?
I have.

It happened 10 years before. It was 1988. I won't go into detail, but I was young and tried to rationalize it as a dream..

I nearly drowned in the public pool.

Don't make me think these things user.

She should of let you float away user..

This may seem far fetched but I might have killed myself once by jumping off a bridge, nothing felt like it should have after the incident, it's like my entire life's course changed entirely and I often have haunting recurring dreams about me jumping off a bridge…

Help me Anons, I'm stuck in limbo!

This.

He had blue eyes.

But the (((school system))) taught everyone that he had brown eyes. Trying to make him unaryan and a hypocrite.ž
You guys falling back on that Berenstain red herring nonsense should know better.
Berenstain is a psyop.

Notice how these bears were written by a jew and the main focus of the whole conspiracy? You are being jewed to focus on irrelevant shit while important threads&information are flying past you.
And lay off the DUDEWEED.

shit, i think we're dead, bros.

Fuck.

I don't think I'm in a weird alternate Universe nor do logo's give me the weird.
However, I clearly remember doing things and experiencing things that I clearly have never done or experienced and these things do not fit in with our present Universe.
I recall specific details about trips abroad to countries that do not exist, and being in certain locations, the memories are so strong they confuse me sometimes.
I remember standing on a beach with a grey sky and snow and ice at my feet, ice washing up at shore and a huge figure (man/ bear?) in the distance. This has never happened.
Sage for ot.

I'm Death's shitlist myself. Shit since childhood and something always managed to happen every two years or so.

I have, but I think assigning a switch in realities to it is tinfoil hat retarded.

Well if any consolation I had something very strange happen to me. Dejavu but on a scale unheard of, it happened as I got into a car to drive with my family and then instantly I realised that the same day had repeated previously and whenever I looked at people I could recall in my head the sentences they were about to speak, and without fail they would say them. I got so scared that I quickly finished their sentence and they starred at me and suddenly the dejavu disappeared, like I had broken things.

I think it was a seizure but it never happened since, so I don't know.


I'm still in disbelieve about it, I'm going to call my sister right now and see which one she remembers since she watched the movie.

We're trapped in a never-ending nightmare between the world of the living and the dead.
But at least we're trapped together.

I fell into a dock between ships when I was a kid. Don't remember being rescued…

I like doing extreme shit, anons.

Late 90s I remember weird shit happening for me to, more than once, never happened before then.

No vertigo like effects, but more than once I looked in the mirror and was absolutely confused as fuck at who I was looking at.. couldn't explain it, but it wasnt "me" I was looking at.. it was fairly close, but something I couldn't explain was wrong, seriously wrong, like "… wtf is going on!? thats not me, who the hell… what the hell even…."

And its not like I didnt "know" what I look like, I was in my mid to late teens by that point and I had to look in the mirror every day before school, but whoever was looking at me, did not at ALL feel like me, and if I stared, then after about 30-45s I'd get this weird out of body feeling like I was looking down at myself looking at myself in the mirror. It was incredibly strange.

It was only for a few months though and then stopped .. I guess I adjusted to it? No clue, but it was right around the time you're talking about, probably a bit later, maybe I didnt notice "the shift" as you called it, and just noticed a strange after effect of being dragged over?

Look up temporal lobe seizure

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hmmm strange, I do remember almost drowning.

yeah, it's kinda fun at least.

Absolutely impossible goddamn.

is CERN going to do its best to eliminate niggers via memes?

Something happens every ten years.. we have two more to go.. don't forget what it is this time. Document it.. I'll be here waiting to hear about it..

I've found it to be a reoccurring that those who notice changes in the world have had water related near death experiences

user please, it was a pool not a river/stream.

lots of strange stuff in reality, be it mystic or metaphysic.

What if this reality is literal limbo and we are all here until we better ourselves, we may be trapped in the same old habits, (fapping or what have you) and we must fight these habits before we are able to continue into the afterlife… What if everything we know is fake? What if all our experiences good and bad are just mere simulations to stimulate our brain as we are trapped in Limbo, what if everything we've come to love was doomed from the beginning… FUCK! I think I'm having a breakdown!

Getting hit by a car, electrocution, aphysxiation, poisoning, severe heat stroke and dehydration and stabbed. Just list few. You could tell that I lost few brain cells along the way.

But why water?

Maybe we're actually all dead and this is hell

oh, that's cool then! all we gotta do is get better.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lbjru5CQIW4

Who remembers "Luke, I am your father?"
Well, now it's "No, I am your father."

(Happens close to 1:55)

Confirmed for not being able to swim, nigger

Nothing magical about that to be honest; they're just normalfags. No independent thought going through their heads.

But what if it's not that easy? What if getting better means literally fighting the kikes and taking down this CERN shit? We're all fucked and I think our best course of action is to at least acknowledge that something or someone is fucking with reality as we know it but don't let that thought consume us.

That reminds me, I went to a church camp once.

7 day "retreat." best time of my younger childhood.

It had these "celebrities" called the "Right brothers" that were two guys and a girl. They did a crappy jesus freak comedy show after every evening sermon.

On the way to this camp, I had a dream that predicted every event during camp.

I even got accused on cheating on the daily scavenger hunt for a plastic bear that had 10-50 bucks. I found all 7 days because I remembered where is was in my dreams.

I don't know, but water is associated with death as fire is with life.
do feel like we've had this conversation before too?

I really hope not.

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So we can all agree that if/when the TDKR's opening scene is changed that it will be a call to action right?

Drowning is an experience that awakens the mind, especially if you survive

Lad, jumping from a high bridge into freezing waters in a river with one of the strongest currents in the world doesn't make me a nigger who can't swim.


But isn't it interesting how niggers literally cannot swim due to genetic reasons? They can't even float due to their dense bones, they literally sink!

Do you also remember how friendly that one guy was too you? I bet in all the excitement you completely forgot about sucking his dick

That was one of the GATE commonalities.

I feel that none of this is real and I'm still in a dream if that's what you mean…


But if I really did it, I would have died… No doubt about it.

Only a coon would do this..
You're not white, give it up.

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Shit, just kill me fam.

well then that would be awesome and make this purgatory actually the raddest fucking video game, ever.

I think this entire effect is a simple symptom of a group wide memory implantation.
See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_implantation
Studies have found that you can convince people that they had as a child been lost in a mall, taken a balloon ride etc. It's no big leap that through peer pressure, groupthink, and a herd mentality that people could have simple vague memories implanted by others who may genuinely have misremembered or never knew a certain truth.

lad, how about you jump off a bridge and join is in Limbo!

or course.

user, reality is just hyper condensed thought.

I remember sinking into a pool when I was very young, but it was strange. The pool wasn't very deep, yet I remember it being an almost impossible depth. Granted, this could have been because I was young, but I also remember seeing everything perfectly clearly. I've never been able to do that underwater.

I'm white.

Remember that funny gold robot?
Oh wait, he wasn't all gold, he had a silver leg.

Last time I checked, so was I.

BTFO YOU FUCKING ALTERDIMENSIONAL FAGGOTS

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Well that settles it, we're all drownies and this is hell.
Who wants to go out for a drink?

There was a pedo-ish guy, but I was a scrawny malnourished poorfag, pedos never paid me any attention. There only reason I was able to go was because my mother wanted to fuck all our neighbors while I was away.

I bet you are just mad you caught aids from my mum.

Then you should learn to swim, nigga

holy fuck.
yeah, i've done this. every event and zeitgeist since my time slip or whatever, i've seen. nothing surprises me so while at first, i was on fire with the idea that everyone needed to know this shit, now that i know they wont listen, i'm resigned to the decline and bored.

Not a bridge, but jumping from rock cliffs into rivers is a pastime for all the whites in my area. Remember, nigs avoid water at all cost.

And if you're in Colorado or the like, the shock of the cold causes cardiac arrest for older fat people and kills quite a few every year.

Several. What's that say about me?

Also, I spent damn near half my life in the water when I was a kid. I was always swimming.

user, you're on to something..
Dig deeper

This. People are different here. Individuals are different here. This is some pretty tinfoil shit, but I'm a loss for a better explanation. Maybe they put Tard Syrup in the water supply. That would also explain it.

So to prove to the white kids, your brown ass jumped off a bridge?

Hey, since we've got flatearthers in this thread, I may as well ask:

Does anyone have a link to that youtube video of a guy pouring water on a plate, then on a ball, to prove that water doesn't stay on balls?

lol, problem solved! checkmate, spear cucks.

I'm gonna optimistic and think we are alive and we are just more awake
like user here says

Come on man, jumping into the water is a rural white pastime wherever there is water to jump into. If you've never done it, I feel bad for you.

Damnit, I hate you!

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Human life has always been limbo. Think about the way societies constantly rise and fall, how we rise from bestial origins to great heights and back down again, and about how our (probable) destiny is to all become 'one' and to become something even greater than our combined selves - but that this will never happen (at least in a positive way) because sociopaths, idiots, and the Jewish soul will always exist.
In fact, imo, the only way we'll ever transcend this limbo is to become machines or pure spirit, and completely lose our humanity. But even this would probably just lead to a Borg ruled over by that 0.1% who never underwent the transhumanist eugenicism.
What if virtually infinite universes exist, and ours is just one of the failed experiments that don't go anywhere?

FAMILY GUY STILL REMEMBERS

Quit replying to muh b8

This isn't even necessarily Mandela effect, the movie is just wrong, and everyone remembers the correct version because it memes better. (the reason it was written that way in the first place)

You amuse me, the only sexual abuse I ever had, had to do with my mom trying to make rent.

Honestly, without her desperation and lack of any semblance of motherly love, I never would have moved out at the age I did. My life in comfy now and the only reason I ended up where I have is my shitty childhood.

This made me kek

Did you guys know that the existence of Antartica was hypothesized thousands of years ago by Plato?

But Antartica discovered until 1820.

Pic is a map from 1570.

Me too, it's also my most vivid memory. Was it a serene experience for anyone else?

Are you a brony now?

No. A husband, father, skilled tradesmen, and a homeowner with no debt.

Ponyshit never really interested me.

I thought you were a quality user until this post.

how do people even get interested in cartoon ponies

yes yes, clearly I have brain damage schlomo or w/e weird entity you are

You dont have multiple seizures as a teenager, over several months, ONLY doing a specific routine thing, and end up with no lasting damage from it. I'm perfectly fine now, but those memories stick with me.

I bet you also think Hitlers moms last name wasn't Schickelgruber

No, I know that one.
I find it hilarious.

Did you know that 1995 is a very special year for Kabbalahists/Jewish mystics?

kabbalah.info/engkab/kabbalah-video-clips/kabbalah-for-the-masses#.V6Ga_aKH5F4

By watching the show to see how shit it is, and getting sucked in like weeboo do with anime

The point of suicide is to make sure you're well and truly dead aftereards…

I even fucked that up… Am I ivincible?

Yes. Like I mentioned in an earlier post, it felt like I was sinking into an impossible depth and everything in my sight was clear. I remember quickly sinking and struggling, and at some point that I can't remember it transitioned into me slowly and gently sinking downwards on my back, watching the surface get farther away. Nothing hurt me or my eyes, but I guess someone pulled me out at some point.

What's really strange is that I can barely remember anything at all from my early childhood, but that experience in particular sticks out for me. It seemed like no one else around me at the time paid it much attention. It's extremely vivid, but sometimes it feels like a dream as well. Almost gives me chills thinking about it, because I've never had anything even close to that feeling since.

Nope, just your average failure. Practice makes perfect aanon

I'm very frustrated that no one has checked my beautiful dubs. More importantly, the undeserved anchor and the presence of flat earthers suggests this thread is on to something.


This is one of the most blatant IMO. Honestly wtf is happening…

… wait.. what? I watched that trilogy a million damn times, mother fucker never had a silver leg

Some wetbacks really are just beaners chum..

Check your videos if you still have them. It might be the notorious special editions.

Hey don't worry I used to call flat earther faggots all the time. I told one to fuck off on a thread like a month ago or something. Then he told me to research flat earth because it had more evidence than our current institutionalized edjewcation.

Then I became one. I became a flat earth fag.

People are waking up and have started to use current technology to debunk curvatures and shit now.

Too soon, I was just fixin to go back thru the thread to check em. You jumped the gun again Pedro

the mods just don't want us knowing we're all connected and here for a reason.
the web of fate has drove us together to cleanse both ourselves and the world.

trips confirm I jumped the gun.

Holla Forums was a weird place in 2010, user, I'd know, I was there.
I have no explanation, I cannot describe the feeling with words.
I really enjoyed the fact that Moot flipped a shit so hard he made us our own board - it was accomplishing I tell you.
Fortunately I crawled outta that spiraling shithole and live to tell the tail.

Didn't CERN do sacrificial satanic rituals?

Yes, I remember being at a local water park as a kid with family and my cousin egged me on to go to the deep end when the wave machine was on. I wasn't a strong swimmer at the time and struggled to keep my head above water, even grabbing my cousin for help but just pulling him down with me as I gasped for breath and just swallowed water. A lifeguard eventually noticed and took me out of the pool.
I've heard drowning can be serene for people at the end but it was terrifying for me as I thrashed around like a retard. My cousin still remembers me nearly getting him killed in the process as well.

They discovered the Satan particle recently..

Wait your mom let someone fuck you as a child for rent money?

Damn bro. Sorry to hear that. You've overcome a lot.

Thanks for the encouragement friendo!

Shitposting aside, I still think something is fucking with our reality big time, it's getting worse recently and especially these past few weeks I feel like everything around me is changing in a subconcious way.


DO NOT tell the shrinks because they'll give you some pills that destroy you from the inside… TELL NO ONE! Be the guy who is based because you know nothing really matters, and as long as we can fight back the injustices of this reality and claim it for our own then nothing really matters and it's a great feeling!

Crack rock is expensive when your broke

I do, but they're on vhs, and I sadly do not own a vhs player anymore… lol even if I did my only tv is my monitor and it doesnt have av or coaxil ports, just hdmi and dvi ports, cant be that bothered to check what I already know

But yeah, theres a good chance that one is just "special edition" fuckery

Remember the time when we we're all kids and our doctors wanted to give us happy pills that make all the sadness of having no friends go away?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Let me tell you something, do tell the shrinks everything or your wasting both your time. Either you discontinue treatment or you demand they force you to deal with underlining issues.

tldr man up

That she did. Thanks though, sometimes, just how far I have come from there is unreal.

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Green text it user..
Show us how much you have overcome the buttsects

Reminds me so much of The Prestige with Wolverine and Patrick Bateman.

How do you blink for 6 hours and then "wake up" feeling more tired than you were before?

I rememebr them giving us "vaccines" and one kid passed out and we all laughed at him.


I was under the shit of shrinks for years. I never want to see another kike dodctor ever again. The meds they put me on turned me into a walking mindfuck. At least I have free thought again and that thought isn't constsntly "where are my meds?"

My meds did nothing for me and I literally got addicted on them, fuck kike shrinks with a cactus!

I don't believe any of this but all these stories have made remember a time probably early 2000's when I was on my bed in my room when all of a sudden my eyes started darting from down and then up rapidly almost as if they were revolving in their sockets and it was beyond my control. It was brief but it scared the shit out of me. What could cause this, low iron, blood sugar?

unfucking your link

By having a repressed memory. What have been your reoccurring dreams since then? Could perhaps, you being so tired have anything to do with your mndbno longer detecting a threat and coming out of auto pilot? Why do you think you were so worn out? Have you ever considered what really happened?

I fully agree user. Also, nice mystical egg pic. I've been getting a lot of mystical egg synchronicities for the last year in conjunction with thinking about ideas roughly in the area of gnosticism, holographic/simulation/many-worlds/idealism theories, but have been entirely unable to discern any deeper pattern to them or crack into their meaning any further than what can be read online about egg symbolism on the internet. Do you have any deep egg knowledge user?

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Fuck Legos aren't Legos anymore? Just fuck my shit up CERN.

Here, David Choe says Depends. This is in 2012.

He also finds out Asians are a hybrid of aliens after talking to an alien. In the beginning of time there were only white people and black people and every brown pigment in between.

So you wasted their time. Congratulations. Therapy is for those that really need it, not those that blame everything but their ego.

I can see it now: Berenstain Bears Disorder.


Tbh, merchant is selling some pretty good wares there.

The child shrink I was sent to way back when was literally David Goldberg.

Stay cucked

Pills solve nothing.
Therapists can only do their job if you're willing to open up and understand how your mind works, what your triggers are, and learn coping methods.

The general way is CBT, look it up, there is a more expensive way, that is more direct, and effective, but if you have insurance, it's more profitable to prescribe medications to an incorporate patient..

Can't say no to Hitler dubs, praise kek.

Never had any recurring dreams. The only thing "abusive" that's ever happened to me is long term neglect.

The medication keeps you coming back, and if you refuse to progress, you will be granted another appointment. It's more profitable to keep a patient then it is to heal a patient.

That being said, it's upto the patient on how they want to handle things. Refuse to open up, accept drugs, continue showing up for appointments, is what keeps the place in business.

If everyone knew what to do, listened and worked with the therapist, they would go broke or have to triple the prices just to stay in business..

Was this late at night? I've had my eyes momentarily twitch when I've been straining my vision for a long time. I just go to bed when that happens.

Therapists are just secular clergy. They allow the enemy to remain strong in his resolve to destroy the West. If not for psychologists, half of the SJWs would have offed themselves in a nihilism-induced depression.

I wish you the best user.
Does it still help to look back at all that?

You say long term neglect, are you aware of your emotional triggers? What steps do you take to avoid them? Above all do you have panic attacks?

Nice. Too bad LBJ raped the fuck out of her afterwards. That fucking demon.

The death of JFK was just like the death of Germany. Fuck jews.

And fuck the mod who bumplocked this thread. This was probably the most important thread of all time. This is universal breaking information that could potentially save it and yet it is censored by some jewish/shitskin/mason/CERNemployee.


And so. Holla Forums becomes an Ouroboros once again. Just like this universe, it is cursed to rep eat itself.

Second Hitler Dubs, checked.

It helps in terms of remembering where I started and where I am now and realizing that there must no real limit to what can be accomplished through sheer will.

Only if you don't work with them, as you described..

Godspeed nigga

Trans Nazis now want to suck Hitler's cock.

Meanwhile the Jews are destroying the world.

It happens to me every day when I wake up

I can stare into the void or some shit. I just have to relax my eyes, and look forward at no particular focus. Then, like dye being soaked up by a shirt, it just spills out into my vision. Kind of looks multi-coloured TV static at first, but takes forms/patterns straight away. I get an instant reflux to snap out of it, but I can concentrate on it and literally trip the fuck out. I don't have any particular head injuries or stuff like that, sometimes my vision is just normal and I can't see any glittery shit to focus on. Anyone else achieve this?

You are almost describing and out of body experience.
Search up astral projecting?

Fucking no.

This aint tumblr, lad.

I get what I think from your description is the exact same effect, with the snapping out and everything. I think it might be the "nimtta" described in some Buddhist literature.

Have you ever gotten anywhere interesting with it? I've stayed in that state for at least an hour before and it gets more and less intense but it's never lead to anything beyond that.

Truth.
My mom scalded my hands while I was a toddler and abandoned my siblings on a greyhound bus a decade later. Triggers, meds, they're really all bullshit.

Also, I almost drowned at 7 and my life feels like it's on a spiral staircase.

C3P0 was full gold, man.

Thanks for bump locking this interesting thread mods. For a minute there I was enjoying Holla Forums

Truly you are my greatest ally.

I don't see how this is not politically incorrect or a current event.

Yeah, you know what, you are right.

Globalists/Jews using CERN to alter time and reality is definitely nothing political at all. Lets all go back to meme magic folks.

But you can not explain the ship going over the horizon. I've spent most of my life sailing and have seen this with my own eyes thousands of times, ships disappear over the horizon, bottom to top, i.e: you can still see bridge but not the hull etc.

Please explain this effect flat earthers. I want to believe.

Not a flatard but the flat earth explanation is simple and perfectly reasonable. As the ship moves away it gets smaller in your visual field and is therefore occluded by smaller and smaller objects in your visual field. At a certain point, far off waves start to occlude the ship, from the bottom to the top as it moves further and further away.

Yes. Yes they did.

I have this as well. Since the fucking time skip my dreams presict my future down to a tee. Im able to remember all the politica events that happened and what to do about them, problem is the solution is never understood by 90% of the people who listen to me.


Its really screwed up to see your own car accident in advance and have to live through it.

Kek saves

Praise KeK

I remeber being on a boat in 98 it was really foggy and last few things I remeber was a giant wall of water then being on top of the waves in the boat I don't remeber coming back to the docks

user what do you remember immediately after that

I remeber being back at my daycare waiting to be picked up by my parents

interesting.

I think I'll make a thread on Holla Forums about this since Holla Forums mods won't let us have these threads

I can't remember how tired I was but that sounds probable I guess.