Dey terk err jerbs

dey terk err jerbs

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Pretty much sums up Drumpf tbqhwy.

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dey took his dog

Disgusting. As a racist bigot who is incapable of competing against the fair prices that immigrants offer I am offended by this. This is why Trump won, YOU FUCKING CUCKS! Anybody who finds this funny should be ashamed of themself.

ye tek myderp

stop terkng er jerb

teketter

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dey ter err jerbs

hillary clinton tek er jerb

dey ter err gets

DERK-A-DERPS!

herc r terp

I mean, that's literally what's going on, yeah. Okay, probably not often LITERALLY literally. It's not like every single immigrant is causing a citizen to be fired from their job to make room for them but there is a real issue and it's like this: Jim Everyman, American citizen, born and raised, is unemployed. He goes to, I don't know, Walmart wearing his Sunday best to see about finding a job there. Juan Cadahombre (or Jean, or Hans; he doesn't have to be Mexican), illegal immigrant, had a similar idea. Jim and Juan arrive at the same time to Walmart, finding that a position has just opened up. Yadda yadda, Jim is being interviewed by the bossman. Bossman likes the cut of Jim's jib and offers to pay Jim, you know, minimum wage. Enough for Jim to live fairly comfortably, put food on the table and pay his taxes. Doesn't take much to please Jim. Jim agrees and Bossman shakes Jim's hand, saying that he probably has the job but he'll call him or some bullshit. Jim goes home with a spring in his step. Enter Juan, wearing the dirty rags he jumped the border with. Juan, having to pay no taxes as he is undocumented, and having grown up in a third world country where he was content to do nothing for entertainment and eat trash for his three meals, agrees to work for much less than minimum wage. Bossman tells Juan he has the job and calls Jim to tell him the bad news. Jim goes home and hangs himself while Juan continues to leech off of the country. Fin. Now tell me, how the fuck is that fair? How is that not a tragedy?

The episode handles it pretty fairly tbh. The clip in OP is the part everybody remembers but there was more to the episode than that.

Dey petted my dawg!

Dey stole my Lincoln logs!

Dey flooded my bog!

Dey flogged my con!

Dey left on my hob!

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Dey don't believe in God!

Dey caused this fog!

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Dey ate my dawg!

Dey ruined my frawg!

Dey went for a jawg!

Dey were pushed into bogs!

Dey named this movie trog!

Dey slaughtered my hog!

Dey took my pogs!

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But they actually did take our jobs

t. Cletus Bumblefuck

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This offends me. I am as Bumblefuck as you can get and I am proud of it

It's a good job I was merely rusing you then, isn't it? ;^)

cotton gin replaced slave labor, so it was right

but it didn't cause permanent massive unemployment, just like technological advances never have

no it didn't it made slave labor more viable

this is what ey Turk ur herbs fags actually believe

kek

dey gob yer knob

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It made slavery "tenement farming" something both whites and niggers could enjoy

Poor hoggo