Pointless promo for the new season of Game of Thrones

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Pointless promo for the new season of Game of Thrones.

redditors confirmed for getting "goosebumps".

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Drumpf getting BTFO in the comments section.

I guess that /television/ idea didn't work out

lol

I get it, because ned is ded, LOLOLOLOL

Not gonna lie, former /television/ supporter here. Its been hilarious watching them crash and burn. But seriously, we can't let these guys get the board codes.

Feels so fucking good man

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This confuses me. I only get goosebumps when I cringe watching retarded shit.
The promo actually gave me goosebumps, cringing with that retarded song that doesn't fit the world in the background.

So are redditors supposed to be patrcians that cringe at it?

What fucking behavior can it influence in this context, it's a subliminal predisposition, Shlomo.

Cersei "Zombie Dick in Nuns" Lannister, Joe "knows fuckall" Snow and Queen Fatass. It kind of sucks to not have anyone to root for.

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Tell that to James Cromwell and all the kids who stopped eating meat after watching Babe.

KINO

Then why we are here discussing works of fiction?

The first season was great, then it was all downhill.

Much like Breaking Bad and LOST it will take a few years after it ends for people to admit it wasn't very good overall.

Shalom.

LOST gets better and better over time though. It's aging like fine wine.

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these two are plausible.

LOST was just a water cooler "what is next" show. All hype, no substance. They were making it up as they went along just to hook viewers into looking for an answer that they hadn't thought of yet.

double hitler dubs confirm lost is pretentious trash

All stories are made up as they go along, you moron. The show is about fate, determinism, and faith.

I want to see Lena Headay tits. What is infuriating me is that all those cuck actors are fucking SJW when clearly their audience is not

Lol pretty nuch this.

The music was horrible, death to the millenials SJW.

Missed your chance with the walk of shame, her character arc culminated in a poorly CGId porn actress.

That's because the king that Westeros deserves was cut from the show. We wouldn't want the Burger Queen facing an ethical dilemma, questioning her motivations, or having any sort of difficulty taking the throne harder than "steamrolling through everything with her retardedly overpowered army and plot fucking CGI Scalie bait" would we?

And yet it will still turn out better than the books because Gurm will write 2000 pages of 20 new point of view characters walking through the Riverlands at a pace of 2 miles an hour while internally monologueing about feasts and their nipples and then die of a combination of diabetes and Sibel Kekilli induced syphillis without finishing the series.

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lit torches/candles everywhere even when there's clear visible DAYLIGHT
WHY
imagine some poor slave having to go around changing and relighting every torch and candle in the castle every 20 minutes, even the lannisters would bankrupt in a month

It was so sad, especially after I saw her in this rapefugees propaganda.
Why do most hot women have to be SJWs.

The pacing is pure Stephen King syndrome.
What a twat.

Can someone explain what the fuck is wrong with this world?
Seriously, who the fuck cares about a trailer?

It's easier on the mind to assume that it's marketers who are making those comments. Because if it is actual people then those people are too far gone and hopeless that they are essentially marketers. GoT is overrated shit anyway. It hasn't even been meme fuel for years.

These people exist, this is why we can't have nice things.

(observed)
so do violent video games cause people to turn into spree shooters too?
better stop playing them then.

(Impressive)
And? That was the appeal of the show. It was an event, an attraction that brought people together. First of a kind and no, don't give me how "____ did that earlier", nothing did it like Lost and at the most ripe time too, right at the beginning of the modern internet. If you haven't been around back then you wouldn't understand. Just binging it now means nothing.

If you're an autist - yes.

Lindelof, is that you?

He might even devote half the books to Queen Lard and her POV characters, the one part that most people openly admit they skipped over because they can give less of a shit about any of that.

Then again I imagine GRRM has no idea how to dig himself out of the hole he wrote himself into, hence the glacial pace of his writing.

I can't imagine writing a book without knowing where I am going.
Must try to write a book though.
Need a good software to lay out my plan.

The worst part about the new POVs is that the misdirection trick doesn't work anymore and everyone already knows who the main characters are. It's not like he would introduce a super important character just moments before the end since he might be a hack but not that bad. Yet the bloat and filler will continue to grow. Pointless new characters will get introduced and killed off.

He should have stuck to the trilogy format and his initial plan, one big threat and climax per book, first the civil war, then Queen Fatass invading with her barbarians and finally the white walkers. If he kept it short people wouldn't had the time to figure it all out before the end.

no, just the bad ones. this is why Steven Erikson managed to finish a ten novel series of greater complexity than ASOIAF in only 12 years, while GRRM has only published one novel in the last 12

try Word

It's hard as hell to plan a story out in Word, you need some kind of visualisation if you're going to make a more complex plot arch.

Paint, then

redpill me on Steven Erikson and why I should pay attention to him.

his books are really good and don't contain any socjus bullshit

This could be a bannerโ€ฆ

8ch.net :'^)

+1

True, I have the software Allmynotesorganiser but this arborescence gets bloated really quickly.

what do you mean, "board codes"?

agreed.
BO make it happen.

When you make a board you get a password for it.

I like how Overlord handles this problem of knowing who will succeed in a conflict. The author there introduces new characters that help to show other aspects of the world and makes part of the fun of the story be finding how you get to the conclusion that you know is coming.

GRRM does not seem very good about doing that and it seems like he may have viewed it as being able to be a surprise in itself to have someone like dragon lady winning in various situations when really it all just looks like a bunch of ass pulls.

More of what happens in Game of Thrones really needed to be foreshadowed for it to have seemed sensible and that could only really be done if they started focusing the story on the various side characters.

Like Tommen Lanister's suicide did not make that much sense as it just felt like it came out of nowhere, which was the case because we hardly got to know him and why he could have felt suicide was an option. Like did he commit suicide because his wife died or was it because he felt his mother was going to control his life or because he hoped the not-pope was going to be able to act as king so he could live his own quiet life? Or what?

And why didn't we get to know characters like Tommen? Because the story focuses too much on the 'main' characters.

This nigga is right. I "know" a person who is excited over every single superhero bullshit, their teasers, their posters, their trailersโ€ฆ

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Sansa is going to win and give a speech about STRONGER TOGETHER

They will also show Dumbass Donald head on a spike next to Bush as Queen Sansa laughs

It's the only way they can continue to win Emmys

REPLACE ๐Ÿ‘ EMILIA ๐Ÿ‘ CLARKE ๐Ÿ‘ WITH ๐Ÿ‘ HOLLY ๐Ÿ‘ EARL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ SHE ๐Ÿ‘ LOOKS ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ RIGHT ๐Ÿ‘ AGE. ๐Ÿ‘

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To even consider the leftist position as not completely stupid or insane, you need to have some overabundance of estrogen.

Rome is better

Deep down you know your beliefs are just as retarded as people on tumblr that believe that if there are more niggers and faggots on TV, everyone is going to think they are normal and get along like the fucking get along gang.

Back to tel aviv

Don't forget about Euron's imminent speech about "making the Iron Isles great again". Then he rapes some women from Dorne. Then Queen Fatass' consort Asha kills him by suffocation him into her vagina, then quips about "how men are disgusting". Cue Daenerys' merry band of lesbians, cuckolds and castrated males starting a new Golden Agen in Westeros just because.

Hm. Is that cartoon the real evil behind everything we see nowdays?

Propaganda effect is just and nothing more than miss-information, it doesn't affect people who know better.
There is no 'danger' in watching propaganda. I wouldn't feed it to my kids without other sources of information, but there is no such thing as brainwashing.


Yes, it brainwashed all of them into furry progressivism.

Why being so mean? :'(

I support this post

dont try to reason with poleddit

WHATEVA YA DO YEA?
STOP USING THESE BRITISH SLAGS
THEY AGE LIKE FOOKING MILK

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is this picture your example of a good looking woman?

Kek.

Your picture is gay p0rn where you fuck yourself?

Kek.

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Bro, she is at least 7/10

fertile

AND WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF THEIR MASTER PLAN?

>>>/suicide/

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Crashing the sideways dimension. With no survivors

Also the Man in Black did nothing wrong

Scientists are struggling to find something more thin-skinned + easily offended than a Trump voter.

Scientists are struggling to find something more idiotic + retarded than a cheap baiter who uses "drumpf" as its only running gag.

Pure kino.

Not to mention that it was a le funny maymay startedโ€ฆ by the limey blimey telling-timey. This alone should shame drumpfposter into oblivion.

Go and watch Lost in order, Seasons 1-6, it's fucking great. It was better watching it all at once than it was watching it as it aired.

The episode when the Man in Black and Jacob discuss some guys who crashed into the island was perticularly egregious. I think it's the Man in Black who tells Jacob, "I lived among them, they are evil" - and we, the audience, are supposed to accept that these castaways are evil just because some faggot said so. Tell, don't show, amrite?

They even prove my point for me! Wow!

typical drumpflet, mad that someone else has actually read books & knows facts

Is Hillary still paying you idiots?

i want to see lena headey's actual vagina

until that happens, this show has wasted EVERYBODY'S time.

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it wouldn't be pretty.

You're already off to a poor start.

Get out of here Damon you hack

again
>>>/suicide/
do it

in across the sea, it was clear that the evil one was Jacob and MiB foster mother. MiB only wanted to leave and that bitch and Jacob don't allow him. I recognize that it was too idiotic for him to do that stupid bullshit only to get Jacob killed which he deserves, but that shows clearly how bad Lindelof and Cuse were at creating a story.

The girl, Khaleesi, was a plump, plain-looking white girl with dumpy thighs and fugly tits. She was 5โ€™10โ€ which is a really horrible height for a girl. Her face was round and cuntish, childish with obvious signs of being an entitled glutton and ravaged with the look of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and several false rape allegations gone awry. She wore a ton of makeup in a fuxxed attempt to look more exotic. Her hair looked like someone plopped down a spaghetti turd on her head, literally the most unappealing hair youโ€™ve ever seen, which was ironic because she spent a considerable portion of her day trying to engineer her hair into some shape that would magically make her look like a girl from a magazine. And this also was ironic because she claimed to hate pretty girls and mass market beauty standards, what a True Dumb Bitch. She claimed to be agendered. Like many White girls with Asian boyfriends, which weโ€™ll get to shortly, she also had a touch of borderline personality disorder.

guess what I did during the outage?

SPENT EVERY NIGHT AT MY MOVIE THEATER WATCHING CARTOONS FROM THE 50S!!!

Get ready for more edgy violence,boobs, and buttsex

Oh and muh dragons

You have talent, friendo, you should ghostwrite the final two ASoIaF books.

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I wish. at least then they'd eventually be finished.

Who's writing them? Brandon Sanderson?

oh god no. better they go unwritten than be written by that mormon fuck.

Is Gurm really any better?

as unclean as saying this makes me feel:

yes

I'm not even Holla Forums and its fun watching you ladies still pushing the time-telling britfag's weak meme.

Usually when someone posts "Drumpf BTFO" they're being sarcastic and making fun of the kind of person that honestly thinks saying his hands are small should have ended him.

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is this legit
IT'S FUCKING LEGIT

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I still don't get how that wasn't the end for himโ€ฆ

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Did they fuck?

yes. GRRM was the bottom.