Who Was Your First Fap, Holla Forums?

Mine was pic related.

call me a normie, but I used to think of capture them on one of their missions, and doing /d/ stuff to them.

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a girl in my class

Some random "art" nude magazine my sketchy neighbor had. I broke into his place while he was in prison.

late night erotic porn on the telly when my parents were asleep.

The nanny who took care of my sister when I was a teenager. Damn…She was curvy without being fat. A tall woman, with black hair, brown eyes, a large, firm ass under her jeans and a pair of heavy breasts.

I've met her again, few years later and after a long afternoon of conversation, I revealed her the "effect" she had on me, back then.
I remember she found that flattering and amusing.

Never had sex with her anyway, and that's probably one of my biggest regrets.

i didn't fap to someone. it just felt good playing with my dick. then suddenly i got that weird feeling and i came. i was unsure what happened and thought if i'm ill or something. i really thought about asking my parents if something is wrong with me.

First time was my mom cleaning my cock. That's what she said she was doing. She kept going up and down with her hands trying to clean it. Then a crazy feeling came over me and it pissed some semen out

You wish.

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Oh man, how many time I came to that…

Memories. Sweet memories.

A picture of my cousin in which she was sitting next to me in my home's sofa while wearing a short denim mini skirt and her panties were visible.

It was this movie as far as I recall

a woman in my head , no one specific it was in the bathroom and I felt weird.

The woman was in bathroom or you were in bathroom? What is weird on being in bathroom anyway?

you are gong to like that one

I was in the bathroom the woman was imaginary
felt weird because I was underage and was not supposed to fap, heard about t from another kid so went on and tried it

That's how almost everyone's first fap went.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you're my only hope.

she's still my waifu

I just started rubbing my dick in the bathtub once and then it felt really good, I had no idea this was a thing up until that point.

My math teacher

I can't remember for sure, but it would have probably been my sister.

I would have been 7 or 8 at the time.

She was about 20 years older than me and had a beautiful, fat body.

She had a sheer nightgown (not as sheer as this) and would walk around the house at night with her big tits swinging back and forth under the thin fabric.

Her hard nipples made perfect indentations in the nightgown and I used to dream of touching them.

When I got a little older I used to sneak into her room and feel her big, soft tits through the silky fabric.

Once I was kneeling next to her bed and I jerked off into a towel while I was playing with her boobs. Its the first time I can actually remember jacking off.

Ew, Gross….why do guys fap over such disgusting shit?

im waiting for the enraged replies

It was this exact pic, the second one, 15[1]. On the first pic is the same woman.

I still don't know her name

Well the first time I fapped was when a girl was showing me how to and she jerked me off

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The native slut from road to el dorado

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bull

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I was 11 at the time and she was a year older, she told me about masturbation and jerked me off to explain it, I couldn't cum though I was to young, I used to get so many hand jobs when I was 13 - 14 now i'm 18 and too fat and autistic to get anyone

She was a qt 3.14


80s Music videos were soft core porn.

peach obviously

No images were involved and doesn't really count as a fap because I didn't cum or anything, but maybe you'll think the story was worth it.

It's the first time I played with my dick and it felt good so I'd do it occasionally.
I was like 4 or 5 , and, being naked, I looked at my tiny pecker and it reminded me of those speed boxing bags and how they'd flap like mad on cartoons. Then I grabbed it and started beating it against my hand, belly or whatever was around me, because it looked cool like the cartoon stuff. Not much psychological complexity involved on my sexual awakening, I guess.

I also used to think that my left index finger looked like an elephant's head seen as a profile, because of a small birthmark on the beginning of it. In my mind, that was its eye, so the rest of the finger would be the trumpet.

Stop seeing this type of shit on things when I was about twelve, so don't know how much it would testify to actual autism.

What's wrong with your family user?

Sears catalog, anyone?

Kek

WTF user she would have to be at least 35 for you to be jerking off to her. You being 11 -13 going through puberty.

GTFO you chunk.
Go eat some more cheese fatty.

the whole movie

before porn corrupted me

Hexxus