Would you fuck a lifeless corpse?

Would you fuck a lifeless corpse?

really thinking outside the box aren't we

How long does it take to die from hanging? Seems like a shitty way to go.

I envy her

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I'd ram that dead whore until her vagina tore in half from maggots and decay.

Your mother is a lifeless corpse

Depends. If you jump and the rope severes the spinal cord, its a fast and painless death.
But if it doesn't your suffocating for a couple of minutes, wiggling your legs

Would I get to go to the morgue to pick one to my liking? I do not want to settle for just any corpse that happens to cross my path.
Related; OP works in a morgue and is testing the waters for his rent-a-corpse website idea?

only anal but yeah

I wish people weren't so fragile

no, but hangin ye

imagine the convulsion on your dick as its the only supporting thing keeping her alive

only if it's a guy that hung himself and died with angel lust.

I'm actually pretty undegenerate, considering. I'd have to get her consent before she's kill and the corpse would have to be fresh.

Depends.
If she dies only few minutes ago, the body is still warm and the muscles could have pleasant spasms

i didnt fuck as it was my first time with death and i was very confused. was a teen. sleepover at aunts house. she was single and no kids. we loved each other a lot. nothing sexual ever happened but i did think she was sexy. in her life i knew she was a big time whore and basically a roastie who used guys for free things and money. but her personality was great and she thought of me as a son. i actually called her my second mother which she teared up the first time i called her that

spending the night. sleeping on the couch. wake up around 1-2pm. whole house is dead silent. which is unusual because she was an early bird and would usually force me up by noon at the latest and make me breakfast or be doing stuff around the house. Making obvious noise to wake me up. Or she would pull the blanket away from me and push me off the sofa. Not in an angry way. I never got angry with her. It was cute honestly. She would sometimes rip the blanket away from me and I sleep in only small underwear so a lot of times my boner was obvious or when she would pish me it would turn to the aide and my penis would pop out for a second or my ass would show. She always would look away and pretend she didnt see anything but one time she did say

When i tried to frantically cover up a few times in the beginning. Eluding to when she would take care of me as a baby/toddler and bathe me or change me.

So i wake up. Do my morning routine as usual. No sign of her. Figure she went shopping even though she always takes me with her. Look outside. Her car is there. Knock on bedroom. Nothing. Knock again. Nothing. Open door. She is on the bed. I immediately knew she wasnt asleep but couldnt really figure out she was dead. The room just "felt" weird

So I went over to check up on her. If you just saw her you would thin she was asleep but I knew better. No breathing. Odd smell in the room. I didnt realize she was dead even though my body knew she was dead my brain wouldnt accept it.

I moved the blankets and uncovered her. She was asleep in a loose tank top and boy shorts. As i said earlier: Nothing ever happened between us but maybe light lip kisses when she was drunk and giddy but I always found her sexy as hell. I put my hand under her shirt and started feeling up her tits. Very amazong big and round and soft tits. perky nipples. Then i lifted her boy shorts. She had a bush but it was very nice looking. Her moind was puffy. I rubbed the outside but that was it. Didnt do anything else out of fear but rub her tits more. Did this for about 10 minutes before I called my Mom and asked her what should I do. She told me to stay there and she will do everything.

So i put her shirt back down. pulled the blankets over her so it looked natural. Rubbed her feet a bit. Then closed her door. Sat on the living room sofa until paramedics came in silence

Was such a haze. I didnt cry or even really understand she died for months

Her skin felt clammy. Not cold but not warm either. My first time touching tits. I wouldnt touch tits again until I was 23 and paid a hooker and my Aunts dead tits were much better than that. My Aunt was the perfect busty woman. She was in her 30s and the hooker was in her 20s which really disappointed me. My Aunt just had a natural hourglass figure

And the reason I only did this for 10 minutes was because I had thought CSI or some shit would come see the body, realize the body died recently and see that i saw the body at say - Noon - and didnt call anyone until 1220 and thought police would question me as to why i took so long to call anybody and ask what i was doing with the body all by myself. Possibly take me to jail for fondling a corpse

But now i know more and realize people handle death differently. Ive read stories where people keep doing their daily routone for up to a week or more while the corpse is still in bed. They have a mental breakdown and cant process their loved one died. Typically husband/wide scenarios

So, now, if i found a dead body. For example if the same situation happened to me again id look all over to see if my Aunt had nudes or a porno of her. She was freaky so probably did. Id find those and put them in my backpack. I would have found a camera and took pics of her naked body for later.

I would have felt her up. Fingered her. Fucked her with a condom (since i knew she had those in her bottom drawer and even showed me where wnd said if i ever was in an emergency i was allowed to get a few if i ever was with a girl because she didnt want me to get anyone pregnant. lol at the thought my aunt thought i would be a Chad)

She was in her 30s and i dont remember specifics but i believe doctors said she died of a brain something in her sleep. so no pain. quiet death

they wouldn't have checked for fingerprints unless it was a murder or some sort of crime.

You probably could have fucked her cold dry vag but then the mortuary might have figured something out.
pretty rad user, the most I did was lick a corpses hand and dug up a grave with my buddies.

only fresh and pretty. And not messed up.

Boy you are messed up.

being a horny teen that never did anything with girls makes you do crazy shit

as i said i saw a hooker at 23 because i was fed up i couldnt get anyone to date me but we didnt have sex. i couldnt

im still a virgin.

True?
Serious?

How would they know it was me who fucked her and not, say, a Chad from the previous night?

Can they really tell if a corpse is fucked?
Id be using a condom with no lube so no cum residue and no recent odd lubrication

the vagina wouldn't open up if she was dead so if you forcefully entered her then you would have torn something, she wouldn't be self lubricated like most females usually do when they're aroused and uh alive so something was gonna be up.
the mortuary might have figured someone killed her in some way and then fucked her.
or her pervy nephew fucked her corpse while she was dead (fucking the dead is a crime in case you didn't know)

I would do more research on this but I don't want "Can someone figure out if a corpse was fucked" in my history bar.

That would be my guess too, user.
There would be probably signs of dry entry, irritated skin, lack of fluids etc, which would suggest someone had boned her after she had kicked the bucket. What I don't quite understand is how would they be able to infer the entry part if he had used a condom.

I mean they would obviously examine the vagina but why would some irritated skin point to intercourse?

Only if she has nice feet.

Does the corpse have to have been previously human? If not, sure, why not.

When you see it….

lul

If really hot and rigamortis hasn't set in, I don't see why not. Of course I'd creampie it which could be a problem when the body is found so that would have to be dealt with. In the meantime I'd have some fun. Bend the bitch into all kinds of awesome positions, maybe punch her in the face and back and stomach and back of the head for shits and giggles.

almost missed it. haha

That's a tranny. Notice the bulge and the unusually hairy arms.

That's not hair, that's blood pooling in the hands and arms

No

why she did this

Taleb pls go

how would i know?