Things that PISS YOU RIGHT THE FUCK OFF in vidya

It was a commonly used figure of speech, faggot.
If you try to diddle a little kid I hope he rips your dick off with his teeth, but then again you'd probably like that, fag.

You sure do like similes involving child sex.

go away nigger

its only a commonly used figure of speech among people who play online games, you do know you aren't on Holla Forums right?

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What you're not understanding is that I'm inferring you were using a simile again with "rips your dick off with his teeth" meaning a rough BJ, since "deepthroating the mic" also turned out to be a simile and not literal.

No, I meant actually biting your dick off in self defense to prevent being diddled by a faggot pedo.

only a sick pedo fuck like yourself would immediately think of a little kid wrapping their mouth around a dick

Boy gee howdy, billybob, ya got me good!
Nah, I just thought of a child ripping your dick off after you try to shove your 4 incher into his mouth, causing blood to spill everywhere, the child running off while you writhe on the ground, the child calling the police, and a swat team carrying you into a van.

Besides, aren't you the first one to make the child secks connection?
All this faggotry strted from me talking about annoying kids shouting down their microphone in cowadoody.

t. faggot

not even the same person I just thought it was unfair that only he got to bait you by calling you a pedo.

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I've identified the problem for you, mate.

Why didn't you ask Holla Forums?

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Isn't that what Holla Forums does?

Sorry, you've been misinformed, friend.

Nah, they just shit on everything popular.

No I haven't.

No, you don't understand. It IS the video game board, but it's NOT for discussing them.

Both of you guys are fucking faggots. One of you is triggered because his words got twisted and the other is obsessed with making everything about pedophilia.

you obviously don't use Holla Forums much. Which is probably a good thing.
It's a meme I think.

just make like a barricade/wall or something, jesus christ.

also

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Fucking Kat from Halo Reach runs me over with the warthog every fucking time wile I'm fighting a swarm of enemies on the second mission.

Wait is this Holla Forums?

Yes, this is Holla Forums

Multiplayer

Lag that causes you no not be able to do shit, making you die very easily.

>little to no interaction with NPCs

I HATE IT WHEN

There's a character with a really nicely-proportioned aesthetically pleasing penis, but the Jew developers haven't released a model of it that I can 3D print. This is fucking gay and it forces me to remodel the penis from scratch in blender using only screenshots for reference.

The result is a lopsided and malformed penis that could only resemble the original if the character got cancer or something. Plus it doesn't print properly and sags when the head is too big.

FUCKING JEW DEVELOPERS RELEASE YOUR PENISES NEXT TIME WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE ABOUT MY 3D-PRINTED DILDOS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I fucking feel you. I wish higher difficulties just made the AI smarter but didn't change the damage you or the enemies dish out.

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pretty much every fucking valve game

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Admit it, you've played tf2 and you hit an enemy dead fucking on but they didn't take any damage at least once.

Laggards.

I also hate missions when you have delivery npcs to certain location. The npcs are always so fucking retarded. The ones in Dragons Dogma had to be fucking worst I have ever encountered. They would just stand right where the monsters would attack. I had to toss them to safe locations numerous times.

Yeah man, escort missions are the worst. If you're gonna have an escort mission that you can't skip or ignore, at least make the AI somewhat competent.

Man, you hearing an enemy have a microtransaction to get a rocket launcher that instakills you from a kid deepthroating his microphone would send you in a frenzy.

Holla Forums shitposting and ID politic cancer infecting some gaming communities post-GamerGay.

To be fair, I would like less romance in a lot of games.

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get help :^)

airfare

Fucking Tekken 5, a button to quit and lose all progress? That pissed me off.

If your story is real, then you had a fucked up father. Like, Jesus Christ.

*killed by soldier, HP: 95*

Not sure if pasta or OC but I also had a god damn crazy boomer stepdad who thought that "Children should be seen and not heard" and was also beaten for making any noise whatsoever while my mother was gone

Shit tier show, especially after the original creator was murdered by his SJW wife

The wiki says he died of a severe allergic reaction?

It is, the sad part is the insecure loser with no self confidence or goals that I turned out to be is more hated by my mother, who at every turn in my life made sure to keep me hating myself. Grounding me for everything. Insulting me at every corner. Every time I fucked anything I'm forced to listen to her go on for hours about everything I've done wrong. Grounded me from learning how to fucking drive because I had some Cs on my grades in high school. Now I'm 18 and get made fun of by them and everyone else for not knowing how to drive. I pay them rent and buy them shit or they threaten to throw me out. They never bothered to teach me to drive, get me braces when my teeth ended up so bad I can't even close my jaw correctly, or get me knew glasses because I'm as nearsighted with them on as I used to be without them. Meanwhile my brother gets thousands of dollars for his own fucking vacation and braces. My interests and needs mean nothing and never did. I'm the shit child.

this shit

This is an ear rape mp4, do not open it

…brought on by his wife. Or so is the theory. His wife wanted his money.

So do you still live with them? Why not just tell the appropriate athourities about your abuse? When the cops learn how shit your childhood was because of them then they will dish out the iron fucking hammer on them.

I don't have any choice but to live with them, untill I manage to get my own car and pay my way through drivers ed despite barely making enough to pay rent. It'd be harder on my own, and nobody's going to believe my story and even if they do nobody cares.

It's the job of a judge and jury to determine that.
It's the job of the police to care. Tell them your story. If they don't help you, call a psychologist. They will point you in the right direction.

This guy knows what he's talking about.
Man, weird how a thread about what pisses you off in vidya turned into a conversation about domestic abuse.

That's Holla Forums for ya. It really hasn't changed much since the old days, just moved around.

Post pic of your fucked mouth.

I guess Holla Forums really is a magical place.

My father ran away from home at the age of 19 and lived on the streets until another family took him in at the age of 25
If it comes down to it user, just run away. Bonus points if you do it as soon as you get a car, get one of those old school sports cars, like a Supra TT or a Mazda RX-7 (assuming you don't have a lot, get a Supra TT because reliability) and drive far away, make as much money as you can before you go. Believe it or not user, it's better to be alone than to live in hate. Good parents don't choose favorites, if your parents are giving your brother love but giving you the cold shoulder. Then you have no place or future there, and would just be better to get out. You won't regret it user, start saving as much money as you can and when you get a fast car and a license, just get out.

I hope the guy who was being abused listens to this guy. If all else fails, run away. You shouldn't live like shit because of your shitty parents.

Thats just fucked up. I teared up. Make noise user. Get Tekken 7, put one your headset, and scream obscenities at your opponents. And if we ever cross paths, I will know. You'll call me cunt-fag in rage, and I will be proud.

This. Start saving up money. You can stay at extended stay hotel until you get on your feet. There is a bunch of them out there that are really nice and cheap.