Sculpting thread

Hello everybody, I have been lacking ambition for the past few years. When I was younger I practiced far more often but I haven't lost my skill.
ITT: Request something for me to sculpt and I'll do it for you.
General rules:
1. Nothing mechanical, no guns or machines
2.Nothing overly complicated, no hundreds of miniscule details like leaves
3.If you request a person, I am afraid I cannot make faces. Faces are far too complex because I have to press on one side of the clay and it ruins other details.
However, i could try if you ask but you wont like it.
Other than that, you can request anything.
It may take some time for me to make it, so if it's kinda complex, come back in an hour or so.

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqEZlZrcCU
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A hand giving a thumbs up

Detailed body of Bernini's David.

There ya go

mai waifu

That a good start actually.

I suggest you take the time to mold the joint and the nails.

Thanks,not half bad,how about a generic bottle? vintage era

what I have so far, I cant do cloths as well so he'll be in the nude.

A big black dick

lurking in an epic thread.

He won't need cloths I said body.

Do him a favor and make the dick bigger, knock out two birds with one stone.

most statues in that era, if vulgarity was depicted, had very small chodes so thats what i was going off of

I know but it would make shit easier for you wouldn't it?
Then again you already made the dick so it would be even more pointless I suppose.

No its because men fought naked therefore since the normal reaction is to have an erection, the smaller the penis the more chance of survival it gave them.

if you want a bigger dick you got it my friendo

Is he erect or forskinless?

kike

BIGGER!

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please

Your best attempt at Chen

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forskinnless, because thats how I usually make my penï

also, thats that.
i have other requests to do

FURFAGS GET OUT

Maybe he lost it in a greek fight.

i dunno man, foxes are kinda disgusting
i nearly ran one over once

*grecian
how would that work? did the victor take it as a prize?

i need to stop posting tons of seperate posts.
just wanted to go get some tea, i might do one more and pick off tomorrow.

kek thanks user

you didnt give me enough detail, so i just went on google and did the first result i saw

g'night

Gondola with big benis?

okay

aaaaand good evening everybody, its time to resume sculpting.
feel free to leave suggestions that follow the rules, and ill try my best to make it.

How about a turtle that's on its' back jerking off?

Wow you're pretty good.
Can you make this pic

This one should be easy for you OP

god damn that foreskin kept ripping and it was nearly impossible to keep the eyes in

A turtle? Is that an insult? I own an aquatic turtle so it feels like an insult.
Also I think that would be impossible. A turtles penis is essential in its tail. Would you want me to make it wank with its hind legs? I'm not doing furries because its degrading and if you haden't noticed, i dont take it seriously.

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You know his arms can't reach. Help him out.

..what are you implying?

also, an update on chen.
All I need to do is finish the body.

This.

Sculpt some big weiners.

Asking for a friend.

i dont know if youre still around user but here you are

Considering it's fairly late and my shoulder hurts, I'm gonna stop here.
Good night, and see you all tomorrow

That looks great user

Have a good night OP

Broodmother? Nice.

No, just a jumping spider.
I think spider are just the cutest, especially jumping spiders because of their big eyes and their alertness.

The eyes are cute but any spider bigger than my fingertip terrifies me

But why? Were you not talented enough to make music?

I think it's impossible to but I wanted to see what you'd come up with.

But that's the problem user, nothing is impossible for me to sculpt except anything that lacks structural integrety.
I just feel like better suggestions can be made, like not vulgar ones.

Just look at those sexy ear tufts…good job user

holy hell, you.. colored the chen I made
also kek thanks user

Well Zero suit Fox and Chen were some of the better ones that you made IMO and you ignored some other ones for no apparent reason so I just have no idea what it is that you want to do.

I'm sorry, but I ignored a single request…. which was a big black dick.
Maybe this is the dung hole of the internet but we can at least act like proper people, for instance, request something YOU like or you saw. I'm fine with memes even, but overused shitposts and bananas are out of the question.
Other than my rules, shitposts and dicks literally ANYTHING goes.
Apart from that, hello everyone and good evenink. I think i can do at least 3 requests per night and usually begin at 11 pm to 1/2 am.

Oh I thought you were asking for different requests because you didn't want to do anything else. I didn't realize you were still considering everything else a queue.
Relax. Nice ohsee.

I really do wish it would stop stalking me though

I sculpt turds out of real human excrement using nothing but my anus.
I then title them things like "Breakfast #2, 04/28/2017" and enter them in modern art competitions.

You can laugh, but my accountant says I will be able to retire when I am 39.

youre not alone..

ah yes.. high brow art..
i never really understood it to begin with..
but i cant tell if your lying or not because it feels like a shitpost..

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I sculpt turds out of real human excrement using nothing but my anus.
I then title them things like "Breakfast #2, 04/28/2017" and enter them in modern art competitions.

You can laugh, but my accountant says I will be able to retire when I am 39.> i cant tell if your lying or not

I was sitting here thinking the same thing. The fact that it is actually plausible says a lot about the state of "art".

You find user's claim to be plausible?

im confused, does high brow not also mean poopy?

sculpt this creepy carrot

Plagiarism!! That looks identical to my turd sculpture last week! :D

A squid would be cool.

I did a turd like that Thanksgiving before last.

Do I think he actually does it? No.
Do I think the art world would embrace it if someone did? Yes, that I do find plausible.

Dinner at Mom's 5/12/2014 is probably my most famous work.
pic related, it is an outdoor installation

Shitposting as art.

voila
i think i might start going in random order

phew
i only really realized i was making a carrot after i got to the plant part and it made me chuckle at this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqEZlZrcCU

i think this is gonna be it, i feel kind of tired.
good night, and if this is still kinda popular, i might do some more requests tomorrow.

very impressive

Looks awesome

do this, you talented bastard. also, delete exif from image files and rotate it so we don't have to tilt our heads to see your fucking masterpieces.

nice thread
could you makee him (?) user head

I have no idea why the pictures are tilted like that, but i can try to fix it.
other than that, thanks ill try that as the first request later

What kind of clay are you using OP also are you reusing the same pieces or are you slowing amassing a small collection of art?

sure, suit yourself. i've enjoyed your thread. have a good one.

I use Sculpey Gray firm because it's the cheapest clay that retains detail.
If I really, really, really like one of them, I'll save it. However, I feel like more effort should go into something I would keep so I just reuse it. I have a pepe and a robotnik but both of those are at my grandmas house.

Does she like PINGAS?

Even tentacle rape?

….I would be willing to give it a shot..

KEK BLESS YOU, user

Again, hello and good evening.
Considering a lack of..interesting…requests, I want to do my own, which is, Guy Fieri.
I will go and find the most disgusting wierd Guy and sculpt him in immense detail.
Or we could have a normal thread and Ill just take requests.

Gimme the plow thing

I guess I'll wait about 15 minutes to get some feedback.
You just…decide for yourselves..

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make a Pepe

Well then tentacle rape of a futa anime girl.

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put his mouth back on

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I think this is appropriate.

I have no mouth, but I mist REEEEEE!