Time travel self sex

So you're sitting on the couch and a wormhole rips open in your living room. To your astonishment it's you, but from the future.

Future you tells you in order to save the world you two have to have sex, it's the only way.

Is this gay, or just an elaborate for of masturbation?

*form of

It's about filling a black hole then dividing by zero

but is gay tho

Gay, like masturbation.

Thats why trans people exists, lad.

It is gay, and I would tell future me that he should consider himself properly fucked because I won't do it. At which point, if he had been telling the truth, he would cease to exist. Which is great. because what a faggot!

It's gay. "Other you" is still not you. I would try it out tho to see if it's fun.

But is it gay?

Technically it's not another man. It's you doing you.

I'm on top.

I would fuck myself without any worry about being gay. Its a fucked up form of masturbation but better.

b-but user you would be shitting out your own cum

It's autosexual.

Liar!

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if you did 69, two of your dicks would be getting sucked at the same time

dickception

my future self would not care about the world.

what if you got HIV in the future and you went back in time and gave it to yourself, which is how you got it in the first place?

'O_O`

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This whole concept makes my bowels turn to ice water.


Who wants to see a video of the results?

"before we do this, did you bring back the winning lottery numbers?'

gay
its not masturbation, if theres another person doing it to u