How do i get my genitals in a woman?

how do i get my genitals in a woman?
no rape, no hookers

get job in food industry
cut off genitals
add genitals to food
win

How close is your nearest cemetery?

If women don't hit on you on their own initiative, nature didn't mean for you to reproduce tbh. I mean, literally every Paki and Mulatto is getting approached by thots left and right and you don't? Kill yourself, you genetic failure.

don't listen to this guy

he just wasn't smart enough to ask /b for advice

does it have to be a human female?

good one.

..and do you have a shovel?

yes.

i'm aiming for a live one.

why?

why?

Travel. That's really all it is. Hitchhike through the balkans or some other poor-ish area from city to city. Use hostels, eat at cheap places, meet people in the countryside. In places like, especially the countryside, there's a shortage of decent men who aren't literal retards. Families want to marry their daughters off to somebody that seems promising, and will sometimes literally push them onto you and even let you sleep in their home for a bit as long as you're well-mannered and nice. Put two and two together. You'll definitely get laid at some point, and perhaps even get yourself a wife. Just stay away from the urban tourist areas full of whores.

is reincarnation an option?

sounds preposterous

samefaggotry lifted from r/jokes
hello, fellow redditor.

what's your problem? are u sexually frustrated?

i assume the feel and the smell are allot different.

Why are you so fucking picky?

does the age of the female matter to you?

Are you a cunnysseur?

i don't even know what that is

So you're a gilf chaser then.

i'm just trying to help

Dude what do you do about the wrinkle flaps though. That's kinda gross.

so the age of the female does matter to you?

Why not try it?

the rest of us are trying to find solutions that actually work

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the other solutions work 100%
with your solution there is only a chance < 100% to work

not really.

is there a home for elderly people nearby?

no.
i don't think old ladies are interested in sex either.

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Itt: dim souls enslaved to animal bodies

fuck hard mode

rent a hooker