Hey user, come outside for a minute

Mrs. Perkins wants you to meet her daughters. This is Freida and Millicent.
Well don't just stand there, user…say something!

Hello.

Why do parents do this to their kids?

Hey user!! Your Cute!!

This is our friend Chad

chad and user

Hey user, You going to the dance tonight?

We will be there and looking for you.

user's Mom

user's hot MILF neighbor Beverly

user!! Put that back in your pants and hope I don't tell your Mother

Way to hustle user.

Beverly has a nice trunk. I'd polish her headlamps and show her my hood ornament.

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Kek
I wish that pic was Higher res

user has checked these dubs

user's older brother Mort.
He was buried at sea.
RIP Mort

Mrs. Perkins looks like a Jew. That said, the one on the right isn't too bad at all.

Eugene and Theodore offering user a drink.

user has a pituitary disorder.
The other kids tease him and call him Lurch.

user's sister Constance bringing him a refreshing drink.
(yep, Hottie)

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My cute what?

Chillin with Gram and Gramps

I can't tell it OP is trying to cheer us up or torture us. Or maybe he's just rp'ing with himself to make himself feel better.

OP started the thread with one pic.
I did the rest as sort of a look back and for the lulz.

Ethyl or Regular user?

Aunt Bonnie.
(RAWR)

>you will never live in a Murrica where going to the soda shop and the bowling alley is the funnest thing to do on a Friday night and you wouldn't want it any other way

saved

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no thanks

kek. he cant possibly be a chad

Off by one.
A good indicator of detectable levels of autisum.

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Happy Birthday user

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user has checked these dubs from the basement of his home

Merry Christmas user, santa was a little tipsy last night

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user's kittehs

user's Class photo
'52

user's uncle Willie, Aunt June and lil'l Eugene

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damn, those are some cute dogs

The Crew.
All dressed up on the way to church.

I am killing myself here user!!
Is this what you really want??
Why me… I only tried to help!

You are tearing me apart user!

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Random 84 kind of checked, sort of.
FML

Comes from the term "Rat Fink"

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user's memorable band number on the feild.

Is that a bunny?

Yes
It is a bunny.

OP 2.0
OUT

something's not right about the 50's. why are they all smiling like they just committed murder?

feels good tbdesu

y-you t-too mrs perkins

Where are all th naked women of 50's America? Yes - underneath all thos cloths, they are all NAKED! DEGENERATE AMERICA!

Because lynchings were still acceptable back then, and they probably had..