Do cats have night emmissions?

Do cats have night emmissions?
I feel sad for not letting my cat sleep with me at night because he stands in front of the door and meows, but I don't want to wake up in a puddle of cat cum.

Let him sleep with you OP. It's not like it would be the first time you've woken up drenched in semen.

why?

You don't jack off in bed before falling asleep?

Cut his balls off.

You know, a lot of people in Japan would pay top dollar for that.

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I want kittens.

Of course commies are all for emasculation

Why not try it and find out?

Mine doesn't

It might be because she's female though, I don't know much about cats

Doggos win again.

Doggos are only good for abuse and Chinese street fairs

doggos will hump your leg and finish all over it, they aren't winning anything

Keeping animals within your four walls is degenerate and the opposite of traditional.

What are you, a faggot?

Yes but what does that have to do with anything?

I'd rather tap a female cat's butt with a pen until she cums

Doggos have knots
Doggos 1
Cats 0

that sounds extremely painful

For you

This thread is rated "R" for Retarded. Thank you, and good day.

Just let it in. Cats mostly just want access to their territories. My cat eventually convinced me to let him in at night and he slept in my bed for maybe half a year, then he went looking for other places to sleep and left me alone. Just as long as he knew that he could enter the room anytime.

And there were no emissions.