Bored, lonely, need friends, and DeviantArt page views. I'll give out free steam games to the first four people that leave a comment on my DeviantArt profile. Nothing expensive OK? Put "-Boomi" in your comment so I know you are from Holla Forums. Please don't post on my profile after you see those four comments. I don't want any flooding. DA is StoicZS.
Bored, lonely, need friends, and DeviantArt page views...
Nathaniel Perry
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Jordan Flores
no
Ethan Mitchell
Why not. Also I got three slots left open
Mason Carter
No, you won't.
Evan Mitchell
I am a proud pirate but I 'll give you a bump.
Try to get some real life friends instead. Most people here will just claim the game and never visit your DeviantArt page ever again.
Brody Carter
payment before services.
Blake Gutierrez
maybe if you didn't take PNG screenshots of upscaled 480p anime from pirated stream services you would make friends.
Jaxson Collins
It was just a random image I found on my phone. I don't really pay attention to what images I post
William Howard
We'll see, thanks though.
Mason Miller
How to make friends:
Congratulations, if you've completed these steps, you either now have friends or are on your way to fixing your crippling depression and social anxiety.
Adrian Brown
I don't know any drug dealers, I don't live near a beach, and I have no desire to walk up to random fuckwads and share my weed.
Ryan Sanders
And this is why you have no friends.
Levi Foster
That's why I said find one
The concept applies to any place people like to have fun. Go to a fucking water park for all it matters.
Weed is for sharing. Smoking alone gets dull.
Chase Clark
Well, how do you find a drug dealer? It's not like I can just open the fucking phone book and start asking random people if they'll sell me some dope.
Elijah Long
oh god no
Sebastian Wilson
It's easy if you have a job, just ask your coworkers. Gotta feel them out first though, make sure they won't tell your boss.
If you're a NEET it's a bit harder. But you can just skip straight to the finding people partying and then just ask them. You find a party, you find drugs. Alternatively you can just go to a bar and strike up a conversation.
Wyatt Ortiz
Waaaait a minute, didn't you say I need the weed before I introduce myself to the people on the beach?
Camden Taylor
You don't need it. It's just an icebreaker. Like this:
Most people will be receptive to this if you don't spill your what??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? while talking. If they respond positively then you can say you have some weed, and you'll probably be accepted right in. If you really think you can't get weed or don't want to, this works with alcohol as well. Sometimes it might even work better.
William Diaz
I said
SPA
GHETTI
s-p-a-g-h-e-t-t-i
Austin Gray
O-okay. If you say so, oniichan. I still don't wanna, tho. Can't I just play Minecraft instead?
Adam Perez
Sure, user play away. But you said yourself that you need friends. Having friends online is nice, but it's not the same as face to face human interaction.
Connor Cook
Gross
Lincoln Gutierrez
What? Some people like that.
Jayden Rivera
NEW TEXTBOOK FOR ALL Holla Forums POSTERS
John Stewart
How's that "gross"?
Eli White
prove its your profile. Post a screenshot of this there
Juan Brown
Fuck it. I need friends as well. Follow me on Twitter and I'll consider accepting your follow request. Twitter is @Oenomause. I have some Steam Wallet codes if anyone needs them.
Alexander Flores
Followed. Hope you'll get me Nier…
Jaxson Butler
i hope the princess made lots of what???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Ryder Morgan
where is the link dickhead?
Jason Ross
ur shit is dumb please stop breathing.
Camden Davis
He put his username on the post, dumbass. Lol.
Anyway, I'll give out some games as well. ONLY TWO. I could use friends.
Jason Wilson
Lay some free games on me: (username: weakpassword)
Angel Bell
Well give me a shoutout on DA
Nathan Garcia
If we're sharing DA accounts, then maybe I'll try. Mine is Zerion. I have some Xbox live Gold codes that I don't need. 2 to be exact. Both 3 month
Ian Fisher
Claimed one. Thanks many bra.
Noah Cruz
My turn you fuck
Jonathan Turner
This is what I get for not reading the OP after "free games". I'm not sure what you'd get out of this since I literally never use this, but my DA username is 72GB.
Carter Cook
(cont.) I deeply regret looking at your profile OP. If it wasn't just autistic fetish art I may have actually wanted to chat or something.
Nicholas Edwards
Fuck you, I put a lot of effort into that. How is it "autistic"?
Luke Howard
...
Wyatt Ortiz
Autists tend to put a lot of effort into one or a few obsessions. Your particular obsession fucking disgusts me.
Jaxson Garcia
My DA l3m0n2.
Samuel Campbell
Jesus fuck. I can see why you don't have friends.
Kayden Mitchell
...
Elijah Barnes
I can't imagine this EVER working. Maybe it's an American thing where your normalfags let random strangers in your group and accept substances from them
Carson Price
Americans are friendly. People in other countries that have never met an American are usually surprised by this when they finally meet Juan.
Joseph Hughes
Americans are friendly? I hope you're joking
Cameron Wright
I'll give it a try. I'll give Juan steam game to the first person that messages me on DA. Name is Land1. Nothing over $30.
Thomas Williams
You're absolutely correct. I can't believe I got my hopes up.