Wake up

Wat do?

Kill myself?

wonder how my dick got so huge

Bust a nut.

Just think of how ephemeral a blowjob is compared to the torment of living without a purpose

Wonder why I suddenly have legs.

what a queer

question where I am

FUCKING BABYSITTER! I gotta have a chat with the wife on this.

what happened to your legs user ?

OH GOD WHO MUTILATED MY PENIS?!

Tell the stupid bitch to get her feet off my dick.

Feet are gross.

Sauce?

Not everyone is born with legs you ficking shitlord!

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get the VSS and shoot that snork

What I want to know is why her feet aren't up his ass

Smack her. "Be gone, succubus!" then purify my dick in a nice clean boipussy

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kick degenerate whore out of my house

RRRRRRAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

cutting her throath, then taking her body to my basement.
Practice arts of necromancy.

hit her

Fart silently.

Check for pennis.

get your disgusting feet off of me, whore

honey oh my god

Bitch please let me sleep already.
Oh and fuck, get out of my house.

I'd be wondering about the location of the jew that cut off my foreskin

Scream: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DEFORMED HALF-DICK? WHERE IS MY GLORIOUS FORESKIN?

When in doubt, kill them all.

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Mommy?

"Sis? It's too early…"