I was thinking of going to watch this in cinema by myself on opening day, mainly to support the launch of live adaption animes and also because the movie looks like it could be cool.
I will prob chicken out at last minute since never seen a movie by myself at cinema.
Sheeeit. Early in the day with the theater all to yourself: comfy as fuck.
Thomas Mitchell
I want poorfags to leave.
Jose Ward
I think it's only the socially inverted who see anything wrong with going to a cinema by yourself. It's watching a film, not going to a party stag.
Saying that OP, if you're socially conscious don't go on fucking opening day (when it will be busiest), go late on a week day. Why waste your cash anyway, fuck this film.
Angel Johnson
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Kayden Davis
You fucking faggot OP just go see the movie.
At least you don't have a no singles policy at your local kinocino like I do.
Oliver Bailey
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Levi Gonzalez
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Leo Miller
Think what else you could do with ten bucks. Got something?: Do it.
Daniel Ward
This is bait, right?
Kevin Wood
Is this a burguer thing like clapping after the movie is done? I never seen anyone irl even question if he shouldn't go to the theater alone when nobody else is interested. We just go, its nothing special.
Austin Barnes
Nice.
Michael King
I heartily endorse this product and/or service.
Nathaniel Edwards
The movie looks like complete and utter garbage. The make up looks awful, the casting is all wrong, the dialog is fucking Assassin's Creed tier.
The biggest sin of all is hiring a flat-chested mannish dyke to play who is supposed to be an extremely sexy character. If you waste on cent on this film, then I curse you OP.
Levi Nguyen
Are you a faggot?
Thomas Hill
Pic related.
Gabriel Long
That's an old picture of her. They've gotten smaller and smaller since she did Under the Skin.
This is not curvy, this is not houglass, she's a fucking fridge and she's disgusting.
Easton Cook
Gay or girl.
James Allen
No, I literally just google image searched "scarlet johansan under the skin" and "scarlet johanson ghost in the shell" and posted the first two relevant results.
Grayson Roberts
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Luis Wright
That image doesn't even show up in the search, and including "nude" gets me these, which look far less deformed than yours.
Connor Moore
You're still the cuck because you paid to see Disney Wars.
Gavin Gomez
They could've picked a better jew.
Noah Jones
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Cameron Young
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Elijah Bell
Try "under the skin nude" and "scarlett johansson ghost in the shell body"
Fun fact: I actually had a third search open for "scarlett johansson ugly" but thought more than two pictures (and one straight from the fucking trailer of the movie in question) would be overkill.
Brandon Clark
I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU THROUGH TO THE REAL JEW
Benjamin Butler
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Cooper Campbell
if they keep casting fridge jews and niggers why would you want that?
Chase Hall
whats it like to be a soulless shill?
William Ortiz
Don't some theaters not allow people to go to a theater alone?
Did you see the trailers that they've been pushing before its release? She acts like a deer in headlights with the doppiest express she could muster.
Brayden James
Maybe she is a blank canvas character and they are going to shoot her up with steroids and it will be a on-screen transformation to make Christian Bale and the Hulk feel insecure.
Adam Ross
feel free to keep preheating that oven
Lucas Myers
This is gold.
James Garcia
I'm not saying she is not a jew and that she didn't had a nosejob. But that picture is a shitty shop and it only hurts your campaign to discredit a woman that makes more money in a day than you do in your whole life.
Adam Allen
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Andrew Johnson
you seem confused as to the purpose of my posting. Also, what does money have to do with her being ugly and terrible at her job? what you fap to is your business, but why are you getting so defensive about this rat-like jewess?
Wyatt Wright
If she were ugly and terrible at her job, even more merit to her and her jewish handlers for selling that.
Luke Lopez
IM FUCKING DEAD
Zachary Diaz
Toonami had a sneak peak of this and it is fucking awful. Don't pay to watch this kike shit; if you have to spend money buy some legacy GITS crap.
Thomas Adams
Where's the porn parody with better costumes and casting?
Jack Sanchez
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Sebastian Sanchez
I beg your pardon?
Jackson Ortiz
OP's a faggot, as usual
Blake Walker
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Robert Young
Yid detected, no matter how much you defend your tribes women you can't stop her kike genes from emerging.
Ayden Torres
What the fuck? Do you live in North Korea?
Isaac James
NSP is fairly standard in Eastern Europe.
Bentley Peterson
Is that an Ottoman rule leftover?
Tyler Foster
No, it's pretty much tradition. wikipedia.org/wiki/Hajnal_line
Josiah Morgan
No wonder all the ruthless beta uprisings in the 90's
Parker Johnson
if not ScarJo who would you cast?
Levi Clark
Mixed reviews so far.
Brandon Collins
No one. Scarjew is only the star power. The rest of the movie has bigger problems than her. Take her away and you have a movie that should have never been adapted into live action in the west.
Tbh going alone has stopped me a few times, if it's something I absolutely want to see I'll see it regardless, but generally if you can get someone who isn't a complete moron to go with, it's a better choice. They don't have to have our power levels, just make sure they can at least have a conversation with you about the shit.
Hunter Ward
Jesus Christ OP, if you're going to bait or shitpost then at least try to be subtle about it
Blake Turner
Still waiting for the torrents, but since I watched Under The Skin, I feel slightly more optimistic about Scarlett's performance. She can only do a robotic performance, which suits the Major.
I suspect the trailer is the way it is to get asses in seats and that the movie will be a passable rehash of material from the anime franchise. Still won't be a masterpiece though due to the diversity quotas and unoriginality. It'll look cool but that's only because they'll copy everything. Trailers are always shit.
Eli Kelly
But the Major is not a robot. She can do humor and she can show genuine emotions. Johansson has only two expressions, smug smirk and blank face.
Also, she's ugly.
Landon Lopez
Yes, please go and see it, then watch the new (((Star Wars))) movie when it comes out!
Isaiah Cox
Wtf? I live in Romania. I haven't seen a single theatre with a No Singles Policy outside of promoional shit like Valentine's Day.
Luke Smith
You're falling for a shitpost. NSPs don't exist. user is probably shy and too embarrassed to go to the movies alone.
Jackson Torres
That user should count his blessing for not having a parasite to drag him to the movies and be overcharged for a shitty experience. We, the lonely people, can watch pirate movies and watch them in our comfy caves for free. Enjoy that opportunity and treasure it for what it is.
Noah Mitchell
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!
Jacob Baker
I'll take live action anime over live action superheroes any day. If the next meme Hollywood milks is anime it'll be an improvement.
Aaron Sanchez
dat cinema popcorn though.
Eli Diaz
Modern day plebs everyone. Eating shit is the only thing they know.
Josiah Miller
No it won't.
Joshua Reed
no one cares if you're by yourself unless you're acting really weird and suspicious. Otherwise, you blend in and no one will even notice you're there.
Nathan Scott
It's pretty good Holywood adaptation of source material, which means it's really-really bad adaptation. If you're not familiar with anything related to GitS franchise, it's watchable, but otherwise Bato and some of the visuals are the only good things about this movie.
Christopher Sullivan
There was too many giant holograms of people, one or two would have been cool but shoving them in all the time was too much and ultimately distracted overall. Streets weren't crowded enough either.