I was thinking of going to watch this in cinema by myself on opening day...

I was thinking of going to watch this in cinema by myself on opening day, mainly to support the launch of live adaption animes and also because the movie looks like it could be cool.

I will prob chicken out at last minute since never seen a movie by myself at cinema.

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Don't be #thatguy OP, it isn't worth it.

Wanna meet IRL?

Sheeeit. Early in the day with the theater all to yourself: comfy as fuck.

I want poorfags to leave.

I think it's only the socially inverted who see anything wrong with going to a cinema by yourself. It's watching a film, not going to a party stag.

Saying that OP, if you're socially conscious don't go on fucking opening day (when it will be busiest), go late on a week day. Why waste your cash anyway, fuck this film.

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You fucking faggot OP just go see the movie.

At least you don't have a no singles policy at your local kinocino like I do.

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Think what else you could do with ten bucks.
Got something?: Do it.

This is bait, right?

Is this a burguer thing like clapping after the movie is done? I never seen anyone irl even question if he shouldn't go to the theater alone when nobody else is interested. We just go, its nothing special.

Nice.

I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

The movie looks like complete and utter garbage. The make up looks awful, the casting is all wrong, the dialog is fucking Assassin's Creed tier.

The biggest sin of all is hiring a flat-chested mannish dyke to play who is supposed to be an extremely sexy character. If you waste on cent on this film, then I curse you OP.

Are you a faggot?

Pic related.

That's an old picture of her. They've gotten smaller and smaller since she did Under the Skin.

This is not curvy, this is not houglass, she's a fucking fridge and she's disgusting.

Gay or girl.

No, I literally just google image searched "scarlet johansan under the skin" and "scarlet johanson ghost in the shell" and posted the first two relevant results.

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That image doesn't even show up in the search, and including "nude" gets me these, which look far less deformed than yours.

You're still the cuck because you paid to see Disney Wars.

They could've picked a better jew.

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Try "under the skin nude" and "scarlett johansson ghost in the shell body"

Fun fact: I actually had a third search open for "scarlett johansson ugly" but thought more than two pictures (and one straight from the fucking trailer of the movie in question) would be overkill.

I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU
THROUGH TO THE REAL JEW

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if they keep casting fridge jews and niggers why would you want that?

whats it like to be a soulless shill?

Don't some theaters not allow people to go to a theater alone?


Did you see the trailers that they've been pushing before its release? She acts like a deer in headlights with the doppiest express she could muster.

Maybe she is a blank canvas character and they are going to shoot her up with steroids and it will be a on-screen transformation to make Christian Bale and the Hulk feel insecure.

feel free to keep preheating that oven

This is gold.

I'm not saying she is not a jew and that she didn't had a nosejob. But that picture is a shitty shop and it only hurts your campaign to discredit a woman that makes more money in a day than you do in your whole life.

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you seem confused as to the purpose of my posting. Also, what does money have to do with her being ugly and terrible at her job? what you fap to is your business, but why are you getting so defensive about this rat-like jewess?

If she were ugly and terrible at her job, even more merit to her and her jewish handlers for selling that.

IM FUCKING DEAD

Toonami had a sneak peak of this and it is fucking awful. Don't pay to watch this kike shit; if you have to spend money buy some legacy GITS crap.

Where's the porn parody with better costumes and casting?

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I beg your pardon?

OP's a faggot, as usual

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Yid detected, no matter how much you defend your tribes women you can't stop her kike genes from emerging.

What the fuck? Do you live in North Korea?

NSP is fairly standard in Eastern Europe.

Is that an Ottoman rule leftover?

No, it's pretty much tradition.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Hajnal_line

No wonder all the ruthless beta uprisings in the 90's

if not ScarJo who would you cast?

Mixed reviews so far.

No one. Scarjew is only the star power. The rest of the movie has bigger problems than her. Take her away and you have a movie that should have never been adapted into live action in the west.

wait, this is still a thing?

variety.com/2017/film/reviews/ghost-in-the-shell-review-scarlett-johansson-1202017667/

The Variety review.

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now we're cooking!

Tbh going alone has stopped me a few times, if it's something I absolutely want to see I'll see it regardless, but generally if you can get someone who isn't a complete moron to go with, it's a better choice. They don't have to have our power levels, just make sure they can at least have a conversation with you about the shit.

Jesus Christ OP, if you're going to bait or shitpost then at least try to be subtle about it

Still waiting for the torrents, but since I watched Under The Skin, I feel slightly more optimistic about Scarlett's performance. She can only do a robotic performance, which suits the Major.

I suspect the trailer is the way it is to get asses in seats and that the movie will be a passable rehash of material from the anime franchise. Still won't be a masterpiece though due to the diversity quotas and unoriginality. It'll look cool but that's only because they'll copy everything. Trailers are always shit.

But the Major is not a robot. She can do humor and she can show genuine emotions. Johansson has only two expressions, smug smirk and blank face.

Also, she's ugly.

Yes, please go and see it, then watch the new (((Star Wars))) movie when it comes out!

Wtf? I live in Romania. I haven't seen a single theatre with a No Singles Policy outside of promoional shit like Valentine's Day.

You're falling for a shitpost. NSPs don't exist. user is probably shy and too embarrassed to go to the movies alone.

That user should count his blessing for not having a parasite to drag him to the movies and be overcharged for a shitty experience. We, the lonely people, can watch pirate movies and watch them in our comfy caves for free. Enjoy that opportunity and treasure it for what it is.

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!

I'll take live action anime over live action superheroes any day. If the next meme Hollywood milks is anime it'll be an improvement.

dat cinema popcorn though.

Modern day plebs everyone. Eating shit is the only thing they know.

No it won't.

no one cares if you're by yourself unless you're acting really weird and suspicious. Otherwise, you blend in and no one will even notice you're there.

It's pretty good Holywood adaptation of source material, which means it's really-really bad adaptation. If you're not familiar with anything related to GitS franchise, it's watchable, but otherwise Bato and some of the visuals are the only good things about this movie.

There was too many giant holograms of people, one or two would have been cool but shoving them in all the time was too much and ultimately distracted overall.
Streets weren't crowded enough either.