More like Old Peaks

looks like they're self aware enough to know motorcycle guy was pure cancer

Probably, but who knows, maybe it'll be good. I think it's worth trying. It's not like we're being flooded with quality entertainment anyway.

It brings all the boys to her yard.

I'd let her hold me down and fart in my mouth until I passed out.

Gobshites, the lot of you

Still would.

Seeing them old makes me sad. Wouldn't have bothered me if this was done maybe 10 years after it finished but its just been too long and they all look like shit.

she looks like a reanimated corpse

So does my dick.

She was so fucking beautiful in the show though. What I wouldn't do to be with her when she was at her peak.

On the other hand fuck David Lynch. He got lucky with Twin Peaks. I respect some of what he has said, but something about him really creeps me out.

Fairly certain he is in his line of business because of Nepotism. And I have a gut feeling he diddles little kids looking at him.

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i hope she's married to someone else.

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and i thought i've seen all the cuckold porn there is so far. thanks user, looking it up now. i'll let you know how much i cum.

Dune and Blue Velvet was great too. Eraserhead was kino. I'm pretty sure it wasn't luck.

its an interesting film but ultimately poorly done, Lynch's speciality is intimate personal and psychological films, not sweeping sci-fi epics, that's why films like Lost Highway are much better.

I don't have much optimism for this. Feels way too late for it to come back.

fucking meme magick man

w-what about me david?

Who is that? I don't recognize her.

JUST

time is a cruel master

Her surgeon should be shot.

I'm glad to see the old cast together again, but I wish they'd give some information on the new characters (semen demon or otherwise). Particularly some of the bigger name actors like Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, Laura Dern, Monica Belluci, Trent Reznor, etc.

So far the most anyone can go on is that Amanda Seyfried might be Bobby's daughter and Robert Forster might be Harry's brother and the new sheriff.

SWERY, YOU FUCKING GENIUS, DEADLY PREMONITION WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME

I can't actually tell who the guys in the leather jackets are. Is that James?

Skinhead is James, the one with Shelly is Bobby. He looked a lot better back in that Psych episode that was a Twin Peaks tribute, but that was years ago.

I'd fuck her silly even now.

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Seems like a really bad idea to drag some geezers back to make more of a show that mainly featured young people.

More like Shit Peaks.

Looks to me like the bald dude is Harry.

a hot reanimated corpse

the way the log lady has been overemphasized pretty much everywhere has really killed my enjoyment of the show

They originally cast tall people as adults and manlets as teenagers and now that they're all old it's weird

Bobby looks like a very handsome 75 year old man

she deserves it for falling for the hollyjew meme of plastic surgery to begin with

he smokes? wtf i thought this show was supposed to be good for kids.

They were all available.

This better not be like the X-Files revival which didn't satisfy at all. It's retarded that you get a chance to tie a show up after such a long time after its cancellation and you just piss it away.

the only people who "care" about this are hipsters too young to remember the show (lynch's most mediocre project) because they read that it was "weird & quirky".

Twin Peaks was comfy.

Really, America, what the fuck.

Triggered SJW detected

She has an autistic son.

sherilynshines.blogspot.com/2011/06/i-just-want-to-be-woman-i-said-quietly.html

Leftycuck detected.
Stay buttmad, nigger.

His latest movies seem to all be about sexual abuse and the dark side of Hollywood so you might be on to something.

Did she become a truck-driving dyke?

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