Need a job

How do you get a job? I've sent out around two dozen applications over the past two months and no one has contacted me back.

you have to suck someone off to get a job.

Unfortunately it seems to me that most jobs are found based on networking and no necessarily merit. I couldn't get a call-back for like accounting jobs with a college degree then I asked my parents for contacts and now I get like 70k/year with no experience.

that is some BULLSHIT they're keeping neets as neets by making us socialize if we want to get work fuck that shit i don't want to be your friend i just want to be able to pay my bills and buy little anime grill figurines god damnit

Yeah the only thing I can say is ask your parents otherwise stay on unemployment.

im 30
i got my job at 16
my high school teacher recommended me to her friend at a hospital and I got the job

been working here ever since
i make minimum wage but the job is pretty secure plus i dont have any skills so its not like i can go anywhere else

im actually afraid if i ever get fired i wont ever get another job as i dont know how to socialize

Make your resume' ONE PAGE. Stick to the point and only put jobs relevant to your wanted employment. Nobody gives a shit that you worked as a sacker at Kroger for 2 years in highschool.

Don't go overboard with awards and crap, we don't read them, we don't care.

Put your education history, if your grades sucked, well just leave off your GPA and don't submit a transcript. You graduated right? Gud enuf.

There's no status where you went to college or how great your fucking highschool was, we're just checking off boxes when we read it.

Don't bore me, and don't be lazy with punctuation, sentence structure or spelling. Its 2017 you should not have one error at all, grammatical or otherwise on it. More than 1 error means you're just lazy and I don't want to hire you.

Research a bit the companies you want to work for. Nothing is more irritating than a person who shotgun blasted a ton of applications without even looking into where they want to work.

If you get an interview, wear a goddamn suit. Don't show up dressed like you're on your way to a beach party or strip club. You can get a suit at a thrift store for $12, a tie for $1.

Its fine to toot your own horn, but don't do stupid shit like say you know Steve Jobs or that you speak 3 languages when you obviously don't. Think of it as a date, and you are on your best behavior.

Don't be nervous, you make us nervous, and that is death to your chances of being hired.

I've never been on a date though.

Pretend you are on one, you've done that 1000 times in your mind.

3DPD women disgust me