He's single and he has a cat

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never change guys

real men own dogs.

This.

You're allowed to have both and it's probably better honestly.

I owned your mom. Does that count?

If I was a girl I would also be happy that I found a single man with a cat.

If you have a dog and a cat raised in the same house, it desensitizes the dog and makes the dog not hate cats. It basically turns the dog into a cuck.

girls think that single guys with cats is a red flag. I've even heard girls talking about it once at a bar.

dogs are already cucked by man

cats however are not.

Found the shill, maybe you'll trick some people over on reddit with that poor attempt at LARPing as us. Please go try and stay.

It's a dog, you retard. They naturally hate cats and small animals. They are alpha predators.

they're the most domestic bitch on earth.

they are still hardwired to chase and dominate small animals.

Sure, cats aren't cucked by humans.

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male cat owner = homosexual
proven scientific fact

Yeah, they hunt smaller animals than them. Usually rodents and small birds. Whereas dogs will attack animals smaller than them and bigger than them, like bigger dogs and in some cases large cattle and wildlife.

only an Indian would think there is something wrong with this

this

youtube.com/watch?v=61C3AlBED_E

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I see who's behind this post

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My cats start fights with large dogs and they hunt other things that are around their size like groundhogs. Okay, they're usually chained or fenced up dogs, but you gotta admit that it still takes balls.

But do they attack them or just fuck with them? Most cats just like messing with animals larger than them, they don't intend on injuring them

I guess I haven't actually witnessed them doing it, it's just hearsay from the neighbors. There are a few stories of cats attacking larger animals, though. However, I can confirm, as you said, kills on mice, birds, and the like as well as the groundhogs I mentioned. Better than nothing, anyway.

my fuckbuddy thinks my cat is cute :^)

a cat is fine too

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

:c

But I love my cat, & she loves me. I raised her since she was a kitty, & spoil the fuck out of her. She's my princess, & I'm her dad.

She's the fuckin hommie.

Why are there dried cumstains on your bedspread, faggot?

You're seeing shit.

Also just broke up with gf of two years. I had sex every day for two years. Masturbation isn't really my thing.

Faggot.

You're a bigger faggot, faggot.

That's a big forehead.

I think it's cute. It's not a red flag at all. I think a lot of women would agree.

You are a colossal fag. Your cat is cute though

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Stinky
Slobbery
Shit on the floor
Make a fuckton of noise and make your neighbors want to kill it

Dogs are the ultimate hipster pet. There is nothing good about a dog.

You have never owned a fucking cat. This such a lame-ass untrue stereotype. My cats hunt me down and tackle me whenever I come home. They headbutt me and lick my face. They stretch against the wall until I pick them up and then cuddle me more.

Their "crime" is not shitting on the fucking floor and cleaning up after themselves. Fuck dogs. They belong on the street rooting through garbage like the filthy animals they are.

a fedora is spinning somewhere

I'll have you know, for a fact, that women dig it, OK?
WOMEN don't mind it. They actually realize you're trustworthy because you take care of them.
I own six myself.

Go back to sandniggeristan, Achmed.

That Muslim story was ripped from a much older Chinese story about a Chinese ruler and his male lover.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Ai_of_Han

Read Muhammed fucked and or wanted to fuck his cat.