Bernouts make their own political party

LOOK AT THEM
LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH
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sputniknews.com/us/20160728/1043695928/wikileaks-audio-recording-release.html
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Why are they so bad at everything?

At least they're not hiding their commie ways anymore.

Gee what a surprise

Devils advocate here for a sec.
Maybe they chose those words to represent no single body that can be controlled, but will have representatives they chose to convey there horse shit.
You know, kinda like we think we have now.

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Go back further faggot. This "party" has the exact same message as the Occupy "movement".
They will fail, I will laugh.

There will always be leaders and influential people involved, this type of commie shit makes D&C as well s good ol' Semitic Subversion that much easier. Basically they'll get nowhere fast

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Yes I know that, but there wording tells me they don't understand that.

Pick one, and only one, something the liberal cannot do making them unable to accomplish even one of those.

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Which had the same faggy leaderless faggotry you gaylords had with gamergay.

Which is why it failed.

Who the fuck are the National Council?

Inb4 the founding members of the party so they get special privileges

Its hard to only pick one as with out "Integrity" alone, they will not be able to hold transparency or honesty, let alone understanding.
With out understanding, witch we know they clearly have none of, they will never have integrity.

Everything they seem to hold binds them too tightly to be flexible enough with out authoritarian style iron rule.

Kek

It's weird, whenever there's a leader he's a (e)-celeb, when there's no leader it's (((Occupy))).

Surely there has to be some kind of middle ground here.

Do they also happen to be white males? :^)

4/10

brb, making political party to make my bank account great again

time for a low energy american communist party

We need to encourage this. It will draw votes from Shillary!

Hopefully it will at least siphon away all the white liberal votes from the democrats in the future, making it near impossible for them to win an election for at least 20 more years.

We should try co-opt this tbh.
Get them to see that they need a leader, go full cuck then go full SIEG HEIL!

I was worried that they'd make the greens semi-relevant. I should have realized that the spergs always self-destruct if left to their own devices.

It failed because it aloud itself to be co-opted.

The leaderless idea was a defense against SJWs. Most people weren't openly against those cunts at the time. They'd just lambaste anyone who disagreed with them with buzzwords and labels.

Without a leader they'd be forced to take the "internet boogey man" route.

It won it's main fight when most of the game journos were fired or resigned.
I think Gamergate failed when it stuck around for to long. It swallowed itself with e-celeb bullshit.

lads remember this will work
all the women will agree on more gibs for women and more socialism/communsim
and bernout beta males will just obey
so communist gynocracy

Look at how big the store is. You can even buy a UPP Thong for gods sake. And fucking golf balls.

Some user has decided to cash in on the Bernie tears.

And we all mad we didn't do it first
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what has it got like wasabi/chilli rubbed in on the inside?

retards

The logo looks like a fucking sticker.

it probably is
stuck on with pritstick and ironed flat

deport every bernout to brazil and let the brs huehue them to death

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Holla Forums is getting slow

cucks

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The logo looks humorously small

pick one.

Seconded

I think we should encourage them, we don't want them voting for Hillary in November. They seem pretty invested in this, maybe we can appeal to them to not let the efforts of Bernie and their momentum go to waste.

TRIGGERED

More dead on arrival than the Renegade Party.

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And Gawker falling wasn't even Gamergate it was Hogan

WikiLeaks Releases Hacked Audio of DNC Voicemails! (very good stuff, listen to it!!)

After releasing nearly 20,000 emails from the US Democratic National Committee, WikiLeaks has dumped audio recordings from the organization.

The new release includes 29 voice messages pulled from the emails of high-ranking DNC officials, totaling 14 minutes.

wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/?file=mp3&count=50#searchresult

On the night President Obama and Vice Presidential nominee Tim Kaine were scheduled to speak to the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, the anti-secrecy whistle-blower group released hacked voicemails of top Democratic officials.

Wikileaks put up a page containing 29 mp3 files of calls, identified by phone number, running approximately 14 minutes combined.

None of the messages listened to by The Washington Times contained anything immediately obvious as embarrassing or incriminating.

However, the very fact the DNC voicemail system has been hacked is embarrassing and could augur the release of far more damaging material later.

The majority of the messages, several of the speakers of which address themselves to “Andrew,” are mostly pro-forma lasting a few seconds, and indicating only that the person has called and wants “Andrew” to call back.

Several concern matters of scheduling, for ambassador dinners, White House St. Patrick’s Day events, DNC gatherings and the Philadelphia convention. One caller asks about the best way to contact first lady Michelle Obama, and another asks “Andrew” for an unspecified favor.

A few calls are in the “unsolicited angry voter” genre, which politicians and journalists get by the bushel and are powerless over. However, they might now play as strange given the WikiLeaks released emails showing the DNC was trying to tilt the race toward Hillary Clinton.

“I am furious at what you’re doing with Bernie Sanders. He is having far too much influence,” says one of the longer callers, who identifies herself as a woman on a fixed income who donated to Hillary Clinton.

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washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/27/wikileaks-releases-hacked-dnc-voicemails/
sputniknews.com/us/20160728/1043695928/wikileaks-audio-recording-release.html

Thanks, now I can finally set my dog free and know he'll be executed upon being found.

I can tell that doggo is pissed off

If this becomes a real thing, it could permanently fracture the voting base of the Democrats.

Interesting to think about.

Top fucking Kek, its destined to fail before the election even happens.

TOP KEK

Maybe this is the begginning of the end of the two party system

The one thing I like about this is that its people that the Jews aren't in control just fucking shit. Even when we know nothing will come of it and they're all useless cucks you can just imagine how fucking nervous the Jews must be knowing these people are out there out of their control (for now).

Liberals are the Amelthean Horn of keks.

All they would do is congregate on the same gated community and complain about how the average mystery meat on the favela down the road isn't as wealthy as the CEO of Embraer.

Don't try to discourage them, dumbass. Fracturing the Democratic party is the single greatest thing we can do to ensure a Trump victory.

Right now even Bernie himself is cucking hard to convince his supporters to vote for Clinton because a Trump presidency is supposedly the worst thing imaginable. We need to distract them with Jill Stein or convince them to sit out because elections are obviously rigged.

This new party is brilliant. I applaud any and all Berniebros who do not vote for Hillary Clinton.

You're right, but I think this was the reason they failed.

They legitimately thought the only way to avoid being co-opted was to have no leader, rather than to have a strong leader. They thought they could avoid co-opting by avoiding having an official stance, rather than being explicitly against SJWs.

Overall they were just morons who wanted to revolt without having to work hard.

Those digits seal the deal

some people seem oddly surprised idiot liberal college students don't understand politics

Trump and Bernie already represent that, they were seen as 'anti-establishment' and forced the two parties to shift. Increasing polarization may just mean that two parties will continue to change, but the OP suggests that the left will do what it does best, and split into a bunch of different pieces, while the right simply reconfigures itself.

This. It takes a lot of insecurity and delusion to believe nobody has the right to lead you. The greatest people in history followed before they led.

That's the principle behind all efficient hierarchies, especially in the military. You can't be a good general if you don't know what it's like to serve as a private and experience good or bad orders.

I am going to call them the Stupid Faggot Party. SPF for shot.

Just when you think they can't get any more cucked, it happens. I don't know how they manage to out-do themselves, but I fucking love it.


Pretty much the same thing

it certainly wasn't Holla Forums that made them lose 7 figures

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Best part about that convoluted mess of virtue signalling is that they lack all of those things. Self-righteous hypocrites have no values.

They can't recognize that because they don't have either.

Found a gem I've never seen posted here.

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

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We should join and vote for a fascist platform.

Those are all illegal mexicans.

I can't view those gems… I can't view webm…. Only MP4 files. 😑

except OWS had a leader and his name was something incredibly Jewish. the whole thing was controlled opposition from the start just like the tea party.

What are you using that can't view Webm.?

HAPPENING
3rd party run?
Is this how he will continue the revolution ?

He just switched back to independent.

Why would he make a point to do is so quickly? When the DNC was still going on?

Can libtards do anything right?

Nah. He got his car and other fortune from his stupid fuck supporters and is now going to take it easy. Maybe make plans to move to Israel.

Because his job as puppet is done. He has outlived his usefulness.

Why didn't these abysmal retards go over to the Green party?

Oh wait answered my own question

All right, I've heard of kids playing politics but this is ridiculous

Hitler was right, as usual

It's true, but a lot of leftists look like adults and are clearly still mental midgets.

Going Green would have been a better option

So it's gamergate?

/sigh

If this was real poll and not a congregation of shills and kids, many here would have the brains to encourage the fuck out of this

Shill for it yourselves with your sole payment being a gloriously segregated, angry democratic party

Too bad

mediocre b8 friendo

Wait, I'm all for splintering the left.

But, seriously, let's say you're a bernout, the fuck is wrong with the Green Party?

It actually exists, is on the ballot in 50 states (I think), and Ralph Nader almost did something with that party in 2000. Why make a new fucking party for no reason?!

That will work out just fine lads

Just another reason to laugh at stupids. The only thing I can hope for them is to take away votes from the Pantsuit Witch

We're not underageb&, kid.

Yeah honestly

Come on.

This looks like fun, my wife's son loves the beach

Ruining Ghostbusters?

they should vote no confidence.

Got a source on that skippy? And they replaced the fat one. Not mccarthy.

Reminder to encourage all bernouts in this endeavor.

You got any more Space Dandy?

IF there's a trump protest in PA I'm burning a mexican flag.

Occupy was killed by this. Gamergate was killed by this. Dead in the water! Sad!

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their store is literally a joke from portlandia. "put a bird on it" and charge obscene prices


this seems like another jewish money taking operation, probably made from bernie himself

haha, honestly id be happy for them if it worked out, but still.. good entertainment.

en.yibada.com/articles/143512/20160720/ghostbusters-melissa-mccarthy-kristen-wiig-kate-mckinnon-leslie-jones.htm

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Yep, this will certainly work out for them.

Not really.


empathy
/ˈɛm pə θi/

noun
1.
the psychological identification with or vicarious experiencing of the feelings, thoughts, or attitudes of another.


understanding
/ˌʌn dərˈstæn dɪŋ/

noun
1.
mental process of a person who comprehends; comprehension; personal interpretation:

Niggers may be capable of 'understanding' but not 'empathy'.

kek!

Top Kek. Is this legit? He probably got ordered to run 3rd party because they knew half of the bernies would not vote, and the other half would vote for Trump.

That way at least they wont vote for trump and it will essentially be the same thing as not voting since its a throwaway 3rd party vote with no chance of winning.

That is a clever move tbh, now all the burnout are going to the garbage instead of to Trump.

Take a long look at this, this is why you don't "organise in the real world".

Anyway, if it gets anywhere - which it won't, expect it to be very quickly co-opted by SJWs like Occupy small feet.

These upper middle class kiddies with parental issues still think that they're "the people". Hundreds of years have gone by, and they still think they're the working class, the salt of the Earth. How is it possible to have so little self-awareness over the generations?

Did Bernouts adopt that stupid little bird from that one Bernie rally as their symbol?

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not the goy u asked but an xbox360

Now you know why theres like 130 political parties in mexico.

awesome values


what else?
veganism?

While your bigger point is correct, most generals never started out as private.

This has to be bait.

It does just won't admit it

They've published their official anthem!

Sure, friend

At least they aren't voting for Hillary.

Good. The last thing we want to see is them bending over for Hillary too soon. The more disunity between them for now the better, I've been having a great time watching these stupid fucks go for the other's throat.

GG would have at least been right-wing early GG anyway, before reddit took over, these guys are just fucking stupid.

Because they are special snowflakes.

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It'll be hilliry central in a week.

BLM has leaders, it wouldn't even exist if Deray hadn't been fucking the head of twitter.

There's a white dude (Shawn King), a fat negress (Netta), and Lil' Busta Deray himself

(just kidding, everybody knows BLM's leader is Soros)

A huge mass of motivated voters looking for a candidate to represent them,, and O.P. doesn't see the potential.

U PEE PEE U POO POO

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAT FUCKING FAGGOTS

HOLD MY SIDES

they are tribal cucks who will never vote for Trump because he's white and has a spine. they are dyed in the wool libs and it's about time we set the whole cloth aflame.

Bernie fans are probably realizing that they attracted too many high school kids and Europeans, neither category eligible to vote in US elections.

As for the new Party, why didn't they jump into the Green Party or the Peace and Freedom Party? Hell, why not the Communist Party USA?

The whole thing just smacks of "We didn't get our way so we're taking our ball and going home!"

Stupid kids don't realize that any political party is made up of a hell of a lot of different kind of folks. Not everyone in the Democratic Party is a pot smoking peacenik liberal and not everyone in the Republican Party is a neo-con thug. Consensus is obtained and compromise found. Just like any club.

It's just going to be another cash grab just like Occupy.
Exactly like Occupy and, in the end, a small core of people ran off with the donations and claimed they were allowed to do it because "wasn't no leader anyway".

these fucks don't even know their terminology

No, go encourage them. Encourage them a lot. Let them know you feel their pain and the Hillary stole the election. They need to make a good showing in this next election or they might not even get off the ground, right?

Vote Jill Stein!

I love lolbergtardians who have literally only taken Econ101 and now think they know everything. It's a riot

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I was watching the team with the asunder delegates, most of the serious people are rallying behind Stein. Socialist Alternative party is also dropping out and supporting Stein. This UPP thing seems like controlled opposition to funnel their anger into something that has zero chance of going anywhere. Particularly with this getting media attention and the other not.

team
Stream

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_United_States

There are a hell of a lot in the US, too.

He can't use campaign funds for personal use. He ran as a Democrat and, according to FEC regulations, his primary campaign funds belong to the Democratic Party.

So, all that money raised by Sanders will now be used for the Clinton campaign.

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Wew lads, seems like it's a race between libtards and us about who will D&C them more/faster.

Deals can and are made behind closed doors. You think any of these people are on the level?

Campaigns have to account for every single penny. Backdoor deals can't be covered up when the FEC auditors come to town.

Also, that "sporty" looking car isn't really all that expensive. Someone on a Senator's salary could easily afford it.

This x1000

by the people for the people? wow that is incredibly specieist and xenophobic

we are all sentient beings, it is 2016

They are ripe for subversion. Because the only reason they lack leadership is because none of them is charismatic to actually unify the polity behind them. The minute a powerful charisma enters their midst they will be puddy in his hands. This isn't even a prediction by the way, it's literally what happened with Bernie Sanders.

It was better than standing there stretching out our buttholes.

You are correct though, Gamergate made more mistakes than not user.

It just underestimated the spinelessness of big businesses and how willing they were to bend the knee to 3rd wave screeching harpies.


Valid points.

That was never even an option. Who would have made a strong leader? I mean the closest they could have gotten was that yellow fever faggot Jim and he's not that great. If anything it would have just made them easier to subvert, pay whichever loser they pick a few hundred thousand to cuck them or just blackmail the sucker.

Look at this idiotic manpig and laugh.

I don't suppose you can cite this FEC regulation, can you, stormderp?

Of course not. There is no such rule that exists at the federal level, nor likely anywhere in this country.

>1. Empathy
>2. Integrity
>3. Honesty
>4. Transparency
>5. Justice
>6. Compassion
>7. Humility
>8. Understanding
>9. Inclusion

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On the contrary, some of us happen to be lawyers. Please see Code of Federal Regulations (2016) section 100 part 33.

Also, Maddow, if you think you are "trolling" anyone, you are just making a fool of yourself. You are not smart or clever, get over yourself.

Ha ha the red part of the little bird is a sickle

So who did this?

Seems
Beat me to it. Now apologize for your rudeness.

How else can you keep the meme market stock so high?

rekt hard

Apache is degenerate, you can tell from the "diverse" product name. A true American would use nginx which stands for Niggers, Gooks, Indians Need eXtermination.

Keep dreaming, stormderp - what kind of shitty lawyer fails to notice that the CFR is primarily listed under titles?
Which, conveniently, you forgot to include in your ad-libbed directions. The CFR is further divided, beneath the title level, into chapters, subchapters, parts, and only then sections. A real lawyer would've known to cite this properly and in order.

Here's a link to the complete CFR:
law.cornell.edu/cfr/text
Can you find a "part 33" anywhere in this document? Protip: If you're looking in Title 14, you're out of luck. :^)

Provide proof of your claims, if you have any shred of it to give (which I doubt). Until then, you're full of shit.

To what? Being a misogynist blowhard with no pyrsynyl credibility and whose claims have zero evidence to back them?
I'll never apologize for being right, stormderp. And I'm right in this instance, as I am in all others. #DealWithIt #GetKuktM8

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fuck off retard

Hey Holla Forums.
Hear me out.
We infiltrate their party and make them all nazis.
We don't even have to bring up National Socialism. We just have to redpill them on the truly best policies for the people.

I don't think you understand. The people that would fall for something like this party in the first place need to be culled.

I appreciate this high-level ironic humor, even if you're a retard doing it by accident

this should be encouraged

Bernout party will ensure Trump victory.

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This is actually a good thing.

We must meme them stronger, and more retarded, and meme into existence a proper Bernie replacement to make sure the SJW votes go where they belong: the trash.

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Are you wondering why a man would infiltrate a ship before sinking it?

This. Why not help this movement to grow as divide and conquer against hillary?

At least you can talk.

Everyone mocking it for having no leader is missing the point. On paper, in theory, UPP sounds just like any other political party. IT even sounds studiously modeled on the GOP & the Dem party. The problem is that it'll be made up of the same kind of Marxist dupes who allow (((anarchist black blocs))) to associate with them. An actual Marxist organizer basically told me all leftist grassroots efforts are pozzed from the start because they don't kick out anarchists

Does this trigger you user?:^)

NOT saved. Don't talk to me or my right click button EVER again

My ego is thriving on the fact that you stormderps just got BTFO so hard, you had to shill under different IDs to try to delegitimize me, even though it only has the ultimate effect of making you look even more pathetic.

Strong, Independent Womyn: 1
Stupid Boyim: 0

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You'll have to try harder than that, shill.

Trips confirm.

Lmao the first one. They don't even hide that they're little kids lol.

No just nigger strength herpes

bernkike left the race with MILLIONS on his account related to the money raised on the campaing.

Hell he made more money with the campaing then the yearly salary of the president of usa.

kikes probably realized this is a running business model, there are some really rich cucks that would love to be separated from their cash so they made a shady institution.

lost me at "consensus building".

that's not a thing rational people do.

Independent woman.
Not so independent, are we?

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DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN

reminder that the members are literally pic related

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dude, read basic campaign finance law before you talk retard

American "progressives" in a nutshell.

Hopefully it gets these younger voters to get redpilled on how broken the system is and vote Trump.

Knowing faggots though, they'll just fall for the next progressive dipshit after convincing themselves THIS time it'll work. (i.e. Jill Stein)

not american, so you are telling me they track the backers back and return the money?

that sounds really shady and highly unrealistic, but I do believe that americans believe it. I do believe americans might be the only people dumb enough on the planet to believe it.

reminder

San Diego would be such a great city without all the violent beaners there. Sad.

leld

me too

Good. Let them do this. The party's unofficial slogan could be "don't let stupid people have money." I don't feel one shred of sympathy for someone who is dumb enough to give them anything, same with those who donated so much to Bernie.

If they start doing that hand waving shit while utilizing the progressive stack I am going to lose my shit with laughter.

You just know it will turn into the leadership pulling a Comrade Sanders move and grifting donations off suckers for years to come.

first "Value," is empathy.
HAHAHAHA

Spelled out you own political failure right from the very start.

No, the party gets the money.

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Post the full version faggot, don't cut away the tits

fuck you're stupid

Again, the party does not get the money from candidate accounts. You're a shitty shill.


This isn't what happens, but I want to address this quickly:
It's actually highly realistic and not shady at all, since 100% of all campaign donations - whether you give one cent, $1,000, or just a pack of bottled water - are required by law to be accompanied by the donor's name, address, employer/job title, and occupation/industry. This information is even publicly reported and is available online for federal groups (parties, PACs, campaigns) going back to the late 80's.

Anyway, as to what actually happens with the money: Usually it sits in the campaign account, slowly getting doled out to other groups (other candidates that Sanders might endorsed, for example, or a PAC, or yes, even a party if he should choose) and to the individual or company tasked with managing the funds. In the case of Drumpf, Romney, Barksdale, and other self-funders: Candidates making large donations to their own campaigns typically do so as a loan rather than an actual no-strings-attached donation, meaning that once it's all over, they can withdraw an amount from the campaign account up to the amount of the loan. This is actually a more intelligent decision from a campaign finance compliance standpoint, and it enables the candidate to quickly deplete the fund, close the bank account, and cease filing the normal reports, which can be monthly, quarterly, or semiannual.

The more you know!

Is that a sparrow?

San Diego PD handled the antifa better than any other police force I've seen. Gotta give 'em that.

Watching their stormtroopers march on those idiots was a high point in the primaries.

I wouldn't put it past anyone to assume there is a large portion of us who are apathetic

And then there was this

Drown yourself in sperm.

And welcome to the filter.

What filter?

Thanks for admitting to ban evasion, dyke.

DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN

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Thanks for admitting to ban evasion, dyke.
Drown yourself in semen.

Is this protocol?

This user is on point with that post.

Fracture the base.

ENCOURAGE THEM

Do you think we can get Bernie himself to run?

He's so disenfranchised with the Democrats.

We just need to meme a little harder and the classic "Bernie running as Independent" meme can be real!

No, this is Project Chanlogy-tier shit.

I love the Mexican flag. Perfection.

That is also why most generals are faggots.

Not really that bad of a logo to be honest.

Dear god lets troll their polls.