How to acquire a hebe girlfriend?

What are your best tips on how to meet girls ages 11-15?

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Be aged 11-15

They like older guys.

When I was 11-15 the girls had older boyfriends.

Amerilard get out. Go back to bombing Syria for no reason and leave the rest of us in peace.

You can use apps, but which ones are popular nowadays?

This

Snapchat. It would be weird to add them on snapchat without meeting them first tho.

Doesn't that require some elaborate social circle and you have to post pics all the time?

Its feeling shilly in this thread.

Yes. I have no friends atm either.


Why.

THE MALL

Is it safe to go alone? Usually the girls are in groups of 3 to 4.
I also need to know how to approach them because most of the time they are on their phones.

try talking to the FBI I hear they have a lot.

Hey, tell me how itchy your worthless cunt is right now?

fbi

its better in groups, then you can get group sex because they will all want to fuck you.

I like the one on the far right

Grannyfucker.


Good point.

I figured this was the one you were looking at

PEDOS = SJW

HI, REDDIT

Hi, tumblr.

bumpp

Hi, Holla Forums.

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Go back to shitting up video games ya fuckin feminist

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Read the handbook fag

i just lost 1, so…

Storytime please

Get the fuck out newfag

Hebephile user here try hitting on hebe aged girls that have YouTube channels and comment on their videos that you think they are pretty hot and how you would like to fuck them ect. i do it all the time.

No shit but guess what hebephiles have rights in other countries so fuck off.

Be honest tripfag which would you rather be?? be a pedo and fuck a 5 year old? or be a hebe and fuck a sexually mature 12 year old??.

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The latter

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LOL .liar.

Can we ban these perverts?

Fuck off SJW.

I don't like perverts, gave me ptsd so fuck them. Perhaps, we could but them in insane asylums and run drug tests on them.

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Go find a safe space somewhere else SJW.

Where? They're even in the churches! No where is safe unless we stop tolerating everything they do.

Maybe we could block VPNs and make them post with their real ip addresses.

GET THE FUCK OUT NEWFAG GO BACK TO 4chan.

Oh boo hoo waahhh awwaahh mother fucking cry baby.

Maybe you could ban the perverts first, they're on 4chan/reddit/tumblr/wordpress and Tor.

Kill yourself SJW you must hate free speech

They're even on i2p! They're everywhere, on every social network from Facebook to Omegle to Younow… We have to stop them somehow.

Moderate is the word you're looking for.

I'm only one person, we need to combine our collective effort to eradicate them from board culture

Fuck of selective free speech is not true free speech.

Perhaps a petition to delete >>>/bl/ and moderate >>>/waifuist/ to +18

Board culture doesn't exist without pedos newfag.
See: 4chan

You support child-rape? Why? Why can't we just censor them and leave everyone alone?

We're on Holla Forums, 4chan isn't the only chan anymore…

Maybe we can drown them or waterboard them, or send them off to ISIS as punishment.

Anonymous is not your personal army please kill yourself faggot.

4chan was never the only chan, your newfaggotry knows no bounds.

No rape is bad but sex with teenagers is okay as they are sexually mature.

You gave yourself ptsd

These

I've read so many heart-breaking stories about molestation. Some victims are left with trust issues, others have convinced themselves to be like their molester. It's so sickening. Child molestation is a crime against humanity. Perverts need to die, they don't deserve life.

I've read so many heart breaking stories about women who are rape victims therefore its justified to hate all men

t. feminist

Neither do you

I dont care please drink bleach.

I DID? ALL I TRIED TO DO WAS GET AWAY BUT THAT MONSTER WOULDN'T STOP, HE WANTED TO BREAK ME, TO MAKE ME LIKE HIM AND I ALMOST FELL FOR HIM. HE DIDN'T WIN, I LIKE PEOPLE MY OWN AGE AND HE WILL LIVE IN SHAME FOR HIS CRIMES. I'LL MAKE SURE HE'S UNSAFE AND HIS FRIENDS WILL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES TOO,

I WON'T HARM MYSELF.

Can you go do that somewhere else?

Well, that sure is disappointing…

Please an hero faggot you do not deserve to live fucking cry baby..

Yeah you definitely sound like a rational person and not some nutcase whos blinded by emotion because of past trauma or anything.

I'm a cry baby, because I didn't want to be molested? Wow, how edgy can you get?

You better get out of here before you get molested again.

Hi Reddit

How can you blame me? I'm not a faggot but he still targeted me. He went out of his way to get me alone, my cries and pleading were never enough for him, he wanted my mind, my sexuality to match his, he wanted my friends, he babysat ME every chance he got. He always seemed evil and no one knew but it's okay. I'll ruin all of his fun, I'll undo all of his hardwork.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'M INSANE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I'LL GET HIM BEFORE HE GETS ANYONE ELSE!!!!

You think you're funny?

Kek

That's great. Have fun.

Do you not know what kind of place this is?

A realtime forum, also called a "channel".

Spotted the newfag

I can blame you because not everyone turns into an emotional trainwreck from being a victim of sexual assault, whats done is done and how you deal with it from now on is entirely up to you.
People in third world shitholes can't afford to be traumatized over someone touching their peepee because that might as well be considered a vacation compared to what they have to go through on a daily basis, so for you to act like your entire life is ruined because something bad happened to you one time just goes to show that you're weak willed and that is something you can be blamed for.

That was obvious when he thought this was a good place to cry about being molested.

Someone should dump some cp or Candydoll just to piss him off LOL.

lmao, I think those years have passed.

I can't believe that you empathized with me for a second. You have no idea what I've really been through.
I'm in America, not a third world "shithole". Sadness is relative, btw.

Same fucking thing commie

Get lynched faggot

You see, it doesn't matter, because regardless of what you've been through, you are still crying about it as if you are still going through it, and that is fucking annoying.

Okay, why don't we have an exclusive section of the forum/chan dedicated solely to pedophilia? /s

Happy?

What are memories? What are triggers?

14/88, brother.

I'm pretty sure there was one, but people bitched about it, and it was removed.

The fucking PAST.
Fucking seriously. Did you just stroll in here from tumblr? Did you go through that communist indoctrination machine they call college, and come out thinking this is normal behavior?

And you have no idea what I've really been through, only difference is you broadcast what you've been through like its the only defining feature of your life while I leave my traumas in the past where they belong because they don't rule over me.
I know that, thats why you're so weak willed that you think one unfortunate series of events ruins your entire life when those same circumstances are seen as nothing to someone who actually has a hard life and has to steel themselves to survive.
You're fucking lucky if the only thing you have to complain about is that someone diddled you as a kid, and the sooner you realize that the better off you'll be.

Visit irc channels and such that are dedicated to goatse.
Do this as often as possible. Chicks seriously dig
goatse. (I've met like 50~70 girls online in goatse irc channels
(including your mom) and it's a surefire way for even a
disgusting NEET virgin like you to get in touch with lolis)

That actually existed before the site got hijacked by a newfag such as yourself who then proceeded to shit all over the only thing that separated this site from 4chan.

Triggers are events/sounds/sensations that cause memories to FLOOD your consciousness. They are not how Tumblr describes them, they are much worse and very much real. Maybe study psychology before you mouth off about shit.


It's been a significant part of my life, actually. PTSD is real.

Insults, really?


You're really trying aren't you? I bet your "lolicon" collection is huge! You should be proud to kick someone while they're down! /s

I guess you missed the "/s" at the end of my statements. It denotes sarcasm.

I'm honestly all cried out, for now so I'll fuck off to do something else besides trying to appeal to a bunch of pedophile enablers.

Cya

Calling you weak willed isn't an insult its an accurate judgement of your character.

Pointing out to you that you being diddled as a kid doesn't have to define you as a person isn't "kicking you while you're down", you'd just rather be a victim for the rest of your life by the sound of things and thats your choice to make which is why you're being held accountable for your emotions.

He wasn't insulting you, he was stating the obvious.
Because you let it be.
Ok? I still don't give a shit. You still act like a fucking tumblrina. Do you see war veterans going around telling people "YOU'RE TRIGGERING MEEEE"? No. They fucking live with it, without whining to others about it.

Anti-pedos/anti-hebes please fuck off. You're only embarrassing yourselves.

Everyone else please give tips on how to acquire sexy hebe girlfriends. Any tips are appreciated.

see

see

I didn't embarrass myself, I vented. :)

same thing

sure /s

If you weren't the biggest newfag I've ever seen in my entire life you'd know that acting like an emotional crybaby or "venting" as you like to call it makes you a fucking embarrassment around here.
Tumblr is more your speed, those faggots will bend over backwards to accommodate your feelings.

Here's some tips I know of. If anyone wants to expand on them or suggest to have one changed, please don't hesitate to do so.

GENERAL TIPS
1. Be /fit/
2. Don't be too autistic
3. Don't be asocial
4. If she's under the age of consent in your country don't be over 10 years older than her (this could vary depending on the societal norms of your country)
5. Go out after school hours

LOCATIONS TO MEET HEBES
1. The mall
2. The park
3. Stores
4. Ice cream stores
5. Movie theaters

What the fuck is your problem? Why do you care if people want to acquire sexy hebe girlfriends?

Is that the only thing you can say? lol

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You.
I don't like exploitation, simple really.

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I believe you are mistake, my dear friend. The lack of any replies to my post led me to assume
that you had failed to notice it, and I was simply being so kind as to bring it to your attention.

Forgive me if this was inappropriate, but the knowledge my original post contained was far too
valuable for me to let it sink into oblivion. I have seen the aforementioned technique succeed
in even the most adverse circumstances, and I honestly believed that it would finally resolve
OP's problems with entering into a relationship.

I hope you are not too shocked or offended, my dear fellow, as doing so was was not among
my intentions when I made my original post. Irregardless of whether or not you in particular were offended, I ask that any who were offended accept this post as a most humble apology for my transgression.

Kindest of all kind salutations, (including those given on Fridays)

advicebro

When it stops being true I'll stop saying it, newfag.

I don't either, I just want an 11-15 year old girlfriend.

victim logic

STOP WITH THE FUCKING REDDIT "/S" GARBAGE and for real, go fucking hang yourself

It's okay, the law will take care of your needs.

Don't get upset, dear fellow. I believe that he who you are quoting merely said his remarks in jest.

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Its legal to fuck 12 year olds where I was raised, so yes the law did take care of my needs. :^)

you don't

No law stops us from having a relationship with a 11-15 year old girl. Do you really think all we want to do is exploit them?

Typical American.

No, your laws aren't the same around the world.

11-15 is the age where females start using lies and their beauty to control men, by all means go for it. I'll watch your story on the 10pm news.

He's a fucking tumblr reddit victim complex newfag. Don't give him a reason to post

I thought you are a hebe? Now are you an anti?

nice buzzwords.

Thanks

Yes, irregardless. This was inserted in order to ensure that my apology did not only apply to the poster I wrote my remarks in response to, but to all posters who may have read my original post.

While you may be concerned, old chap, that irregardless has no place cut out for it in the English language, I can assure you that is in quite common usage these days.

For your convenience, I have provided a source that validates my claims
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless

Trips of truth. Maybe it's a womxn. Considering most males are attracted to 11-15 year olds, I honestly don't think what we're dealing with is a real man.

yeah I see you typing faggot nerd

lol i was just trolling you guy are retarded

4chan gives their regards

I honestly thought the same thing at first, but I don't think a woman would have enough reason to come here.

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I'm honestly from 4chan

Believe me now?

No. Only after you dump your entire folder will I believe you.

I'm probably being reported as we speak, so no.

Does it matter? Nothing you posted was illegal.

Bullshit

Mods will still ban me.

okay, I'm from >>>/bl/

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i like these girls


can somebody please post dysmonias ip i forgot to save it

Believe what you want lol

That's quite the diverse post

Trying to prove you're with the in group by reposting some random pictures you saved will do nothing but get you banned when the mods finally wake up.
on the other hand posting some CP would REALLY prove you're one of us :^)

no.

reported for requesting :(

gasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I'm shaking in my boots.

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Cut him some slack hes trying really hard to fit in.

lol triggered

What?

The darkness of that girls skin is disgusting

Post the entirety of your favorite laurab set and you'll have tried hard enough to fit in for me to believe you instead of just making me think you went around saving some random images of kids from pedo threads to play pretend with.

Her age (looks to be in the 11-15 range) negates the skin color.

Ew. No.

Well she's at least not 60 percent black.

Are they under 18? If so, please remove.

That's against the rules

Anything with non european heritage is tainted.

This. Any girl who's under 18 had a 1 in 2 chance of being exploited by men as a minor.

Don't be sexist. It's 3 in 5

On second thought it's actually 5 in 6.

Don't be a shitlord, every single womyn has been sexually assaulted, be it cat calling, stare rape, or even manspreading.

Scratch that all girls under 18 were exploited by straight white men at least once in their vulnerable life as a minor.

rape statistics are unfunny

no u

You're over 18, so you can't. That would be pedophilia. Everyone knows that attraction to any girl under 18 is pedophilia.

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Girls under 18, aren't really ready for sexual relationships. That's what OP wants, after all.

lol what

Neither are girs under 50 tbh

When I was 17 years and 364 days old I was a law abiding citizen and then the next day I was a monster.

ask people aged 11-15 what they think is the best way to ask them out

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just no

Yeah after they've fucked every guy in their school and graduated then they'll be ready for a sexual relationship, just in time to have every relationship they ever get into end in disaster because of their history of promiscuity.
Oh well children raised in broken homes make for the best criminals so the US can secure its number 1 spot in prison population forever!

endchan.xyz/.media/1c1fffe4c3e53b7d9c9f45d4133b514d-textplain.txt

Thanks

Sister's 15 year old friend who has a crush on me just moved in to our house because she has shitty parents and her granparents are tired of dealing with her.

I'm somewhat interested but I think it would end up to be too much hassle/drama. It would be best to wait till she's 16 too. Some old fuck just recently got jailtime for fucking around with a 15 year old.

Pics related. She has this "greek" look about her so I just looked up "greek model" and these were the closest.

Honest question. These guys look 10-12?, wouldn't that make you a pedophile?

L-LOOKS CAN BE DECIEVING, OFFICER!

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(HH)
If 16 is legal in your country/state, I'd go for it, but only if you plan on marrying her and only having sex for the sole purpose of reproduction. Don't taint her with any perversions.

What is this list?

Do you have any tips how to not be awkward around girls

Pedophiles can leave

With very basic knowledge I would guess a list of dynamic IPs used by dysmonia

You can leave

Sure. Just be yourself.


Stop. They're like 8 or 10 yrs old. The user is borderline pedo, he needs medical treatment.

The IPs used by

Thanks!

by who?

Nope, they're definitely at least 18.

Myself gets clumsy around girls even ones I'm not attracted to. Got any tips?

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Act confidently in all you do.
Act like the girl is just another person.
Make sure not to outright ignore nor focus too much on said girl.

Remember they are a lot like guys except a little more self-absorbed, more emotional, and often times a little less intelligent.


I would say to exemplify the best qualities of yourself when dealing with all people. Obviously trying to outright fake it will fail horribly

In the mind of a pedo, anything over 5 is hebephilia.

d_y_s_n_o_m_i_a
without the _
Is it filtered?

Thanks. That's some good advice.

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Holy fuck I thought you were circumcising my dick

dysmonia

and his IPs
thanks again.

If anyone is interested in this shit, find music that kids listen to these days. all kinds of music for all kinds of girls/boys. youtube comments go a very, VERY long way. I mean you already have at least 1 thing in common, right?

The "m" and "n" are swapped.

reported for doxxing, this isn't he thread and literally no one cares.

That works but I want a hebe gf IRL, not one over the internet.

Fair enough. The only one I've been with was a friend of my little brother, so that one was a fortunate meeting I suppose.

sage

sage for pedo

sage for hebe

you "men" are emotionally stunted, that's why you relate with children

And all the time in the world wouldn't be enough to explain to someone what the attraction is to that type of person.

That's a lot of sage

Guys, I found the feminist! She's bashing on men and their normal attractions again.

Why must you take advantage of a young soul?

jus' cuz

Bitch please.

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Because we are rapists and we must destroy everything pure and clean because our sould have long been lost in the dark after that one incident by uncle paul.

Many members of 8ch are bitter virgins, they hate girls and want to ruin their lives.

Or Brad. Whatever uncle it was.

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Project onto me harder

faggot lol u got molested HA!

Vaseline, Spit, or Lotion?

Very much like you.

ITT: Trolls getting trolled by trolls!

nigger you know it.

did the FBI leave?

Yea, free to post whatever

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mods are asleep

But that's largely why they are pedos. They have no luck with women of their own age group (~25), so they've developed an attraction to younger girls.

Yep, they try to justify it by calling women exactly what they themselves are… manipulative.

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You're welcome

This thread is going downhill fast. Please come back, senpai.

as a hebe girl i feel triggered.

>>>/bl/13760

tits or GTFO

all girls will be banned and reported. no grooming for you, pervert.

toppest lel

Real life: I would guess the mall. if u are lucky she's with her big sis and they are both horny and dtf.

Online: younow. Find a webcam with two or 3 girls. If they seem flirty absolutely take advantage of it. First compliment their looks. Say one looks better than the other and before you know it they will be competing for your approval. Go on webcam with them so they see how you look(you have to not be ugly or fat)
Finally acquire their Skype or other private webcam service. From there its where the magic happens. Make sure to record it.

This is all assuming that you don't already have Hebe relatives. But there's always an added risk to fucking relative.

Good luck

Why would you say all of that?

that would be illegal :3

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The one sitting down on the left, with the glasses
: middle = splortable

11-15 yo girls are fucking sexy.

If you believe that, you should have pictures to post. So, post them.

I would gladly post them, but I don't wanna get banned.

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Agreed

Proof it

kill yourself you monster demon