Heya, Holla Forums. Lost my virginity the other day, but it was really different than what I was expecting, so I figured I'd make this thread and hear how it went for other people. >Eventually, we get to fucking, bareback at that she's on the pill, and it's the same story
Looked up why I couldn't feel anything and aparrently it might be because I'm so used to jerking it, so it'll take time to feel anything, but no explanation for why I couldn't finish. I figure it was because I had drunk too much, but I don't see how that'd do anything. Am I broken, Holla Forums? Have any of you experienced anything similar?
I used to not be able to cum then I started doing the stuff that actually excites me the same stuff I watch in porn
also, yes, jerking off less will probably help
Isaiah Jenkins
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…
Owen Young
you're very good at LARPing
10/10 story
Lucas Jenkins
It's because you drank too much, alcohol numbs the nerves. I've been too drunk and unable to nut lots of times.
Kayden Cook
Normalfags get out
Brayden Walker
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Ayden Reyes
Being blown is like the best fucking feeling in the world when you're into it, I feel sorry for you OP. You're probably just so used to masturbating that you need some warming up before you can really get off to actual sex, it happens to a lot of people who are lonely.
At least there's an upside: you can last pretty long in bed. As long as the girl isn't so into you that she really wants to see you cum your brains out, she will love it and come back for more.
Jason Perez
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Nicholas Lewis
go away
Leo Perez
Tell me about it. My first blowjob I got was when I was 13 and a little chubby blonde sucked my dick while I was laying on my bedroom floor. My arms and legs literally felt paralyzed and every nerve ending of my dick was at 200%. It was glorious, glorious!
Gabriel Bennett
100% slut and a coal burner. why would you fuck a slut you goddamn idiot?
Anthony Scott
What part of that said I was circumcised, user?
nah
Kayden Morales
Some girls take the pill because their periods are too painful. I knew a girl in highschool like that.
Elijah Phillips
i am a male. when i was a kid, an old man came up to me and my little brother when we were playing in the woods. he pulled out a gun and his erect penis. he assraped us both and then tried to get us to assrape each other, but we couldn't get erections and we were sobbing at that point. he made us stuff a stick up each other's asses. then he made us stuff a stick up into his ass. thankfully he let us live, but it destroyed the relationship i had with my little brother. he never was caught. the police think he may have been a truck driver or some sort of traveler since this took place near an interstate highway.
Brandon Sanders
the part where you said your dick is essentially numb
Aaron Murphy
false. ask her how many times she had sex. 100% a fucking slut.
Noah Myers
Yeah, but I also said I was pretty use that was cause I jerk it too much and I was drunk.
Brandon Morgan
because you don't want to acknowledge the fact that your cut dick might be the main problem.
Tyler Richardson
user, I'm uncircumcised.
Joshua Russell
yup yup
Jackson Watson
This seems possible. I did this my first couple of times because I was nervous and then couldn't finish.
This happened to me a few times. I don't know if it's that great though because honestly if you're not getting off she's just using you for your body.
Noah Howard
Lost it many years ago
Isaac Price
YES YES YES OMG YES!!! I'M JUST SHY AND DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!
Sebastian Ward
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Matthew Stewart
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Jaxon Parker
but everyone on Holla Forums is a virgin
Landon Moore
He's probably posting on >>>/logcabin/ right now.
Charles Jenkins
SHUT UP! I NEED TO CONCENTRATE!! G-great……such a nice compliment…….
Nathaniel Sanchez
I had sex once with a hooker other than that i still never done anything with a female
so this is actually worse than being a virgin i stooped so low as to pay a woman for affection
god dam that was one of the worst decisions i ever made
Brody Reed
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Lincoln Bell
this thread is sadness lol
Cameron Lopez
hookers aren't for affection, they're for a quick nut.
hookers don't like you, they just let you bust in them in exchange for money.
John Gray
SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE IS DEGENERATE.
Tyler Johnson
I don't know what it is but I had such high expectations of how my first time would go and none of that shit happened
And the girl was pretty. She was also cute. And thick in a very good way. Big breasts and a huge ass with a very nice looking vagina. Hairless. Innie.
I just don't know why it sucked so bad. As OP said I guess it just must be a thing us lonely people have to deal with
That sex isn't really all that great I guess
Brandon Lee
And that is that Had "sex" technically for 2-3 minutes I was pumping but I couldn't stay hard
There was no love invovled. It wasn't like in my animes
I felt so dirty and cheap and used
That was many years ago Ever since then I've not done a single thing with a female
And worst part, for me psychologically/mentally, is that I've still never kissed a female
It just boggles my mind how some women can let a man inside them without even a single kiss. And when I have my first kiss I'm sure it will be another let down but I still would like my first kiss to be special
So I'm saving that at least
Jacob Stewart
Oh and btw if I ever do eventually get a gf or wife I wont tell her this story. It is too sad and I don't want to spoil anything for her.
I just really want a kiss though….
Aaron Fisher
i doubt he is still alive. the attack took place over thirty years ago.
Brandon Foster
lol you got buttraeped XDXDXDXD FAAAAAAGGGGGOOOT
Tyler Perez
My story is short.
Asked girl to massage me.
She did. Felt amazing.
Then she decided to grind me with both of us naked… it felt so amazing I asked her if she just stole my virginity, she said that she didn't.
I kept grinding her some more, and was almost finishing it.
She then asked if she could penetrate herself… had no condons, she wasn't on pill… but I went ahead and said yes.
WHOA HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
A month later she calls me saying she isn't menstruating.
Cold sweat a lot…
3 weeks later she calls me again to tell me that she IS menstruating again, and her condition got worse.
Learn the reason she wasn't on pill in first place is becuase she had polycistic ovaries, that also fuck-up menstruation.
In the end I got no STD, and didn't made girl pregnant… but I think I learned my lesson ;)
Tyler Morales
i was fifteen, my brother was eight, and my whole family basically blamed me for the attack.
Adam Evans
My advice is to fuck a fat female friend. She may not be attractive but she will appreciate you.
Hookers are a horrible introduction to sex. You lose all your innocence and either become gay or a serial killer afterwards.
Noah Cooper
Something tells me you didnt
Anthony James
I don't have any friends let alone females I converse with with any regularity
If I did have friends and knew females I wouldn't be on Holla Forums
Wyatt Bell
jesus…what a shitty family. bunch of pricks
Nolan Flores
One thing I know about every aspie or geek is there's some fat girl who likes him but he either pretends to not know her or doesn't know she exists because he's too busy fapping to the cheerleaders.
John Diaz
sweet jesus dude.
did you like getting fucked though
Carson Powell
he's a faggot, of course he did
Hudson Moore
I literally don't socialize with females
I go to work and come directly home
The females at work are all 40+ and married. There is only 5 of us
I literally don't hang around any females
Anthony Jenkins
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Jason Gutierrez
https:// .gg/J5UAgD7
Josiah Wood
There you cuck
Leo Campbell
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Jacob James
go fuck yourself you fucking commie
Josiah Bailey
am i a LITERAL commie, or one of those phony figurative ones?
Brayden Watson
You just proved my point. You're ignoring women. Do you honestly think married women don't fuck men that aren't their husbands?
Dominic Bennett
Hahaha, only 2 lost virginity stories, it's like going to AA looking for well adjusted people.
Julian Smith
why would you EVER want to fuck a married women
damaged goods, physically and emotionally
Blake Phillips
Because you're a KV, idiot.
Adam Russell
i'd fuck a reindeer before i fuck someone's mother.
Logan Ross
KV? what model?
Jace Kelly
top kek
Thomas Wood
tank puns unexpected
Ethan Ward
good one. you're still a fag though
Easton James
Why haven;t you then, it's so easy.
Tyler Morris
because i'm not a fucking degenerate
Isaac Torres
what stupid advice
and in the end what lost it for me was luck. it wasn't a matter a pick up game or confidence. it was luck.
/r9k/ is for OC not for those faggots
fuck off tumblr
fag
Julian Perez
You're a KV, you can't get more degenerate than that.
Gavin Price
lol fucktard
Kevin Nelson
lmao
Luis Diaz
Bro, you're on this board on a Sat, you know you are a degenerate.
Nicholas Evans
if that's the scale, aren't we all?
Logan Lee
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Nolan Taylor
If that's real I'm sorry user. One day degenerates and pedofags will all be indistinguishable ash
Isaac Phillips
Pretty fucking hot, got any more?
Zachary Collins
Did you really have to post copypasta?
Henry Jackson
My inner /fit/izen would legitimately fuck a trap or hungry skeleton femboy before I'd ever even consider fucking a literal 3DPD.
Austin Powell
So, I assume none of you are going to be dependable wizards I can communicate with once I ascend?
Michael Butler
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Ayden Moore
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Chase Anderson
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Michael Gonzalez
Meidos with cocks is not a viable way to lose your virginity.
Landon Peterson
I lost my virginity to a Thai hooker - have always wondered since if she was a post op tranny. She had a c section scar and small tits but it's always in the back of my mind
Adrian Howard
I'm a 22-yo going out with a 12-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship… my gf is short enough that we get weird looks when we're out together in public. I think 5'2" is pretty tall for a 12 year old, though. Fuckin' normies. The funny thing is… this aint pasta bait.
I am truely evil: I believe in loving hand holding, gentle head pats, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a legally married spouse for the sole purpose of reproduction.
Connor Jones
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Leo Collins
it isn't
Luis Cox
Good. traps are gay, and even having that shit deserves you to be gassed. fucking faggots.
Zachary Hall
I Agree
James Bailey
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Adrian Howard
You've been on /r9k/, right? It's pretty much entirely those faggots.
Christopher Richardson
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Eli Gutierrez
I found the whole thing underwhelming. Which was a good thing in a way, because I learned to handle myself better around babes instead of being "mmmm wonder what they feel like"
David Lopez
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Xavier Foster
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Juan Flores
I fully believe you are californian
Isaiah Jackson
Part 4 next
Thomas Richardson
Hella
Lucas Ramirez
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So what did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Mason Ortiz
Dope day. B and I fucked more and I got back together with A after a few weeks. A was into anal so now I'm sad I broke up with her. This was my first sexual experience o I thought it was normal, kinda spoiled me. If I could go back, I would still be with A fucking that ass every night. As for B, she and I had a lot of sexual tension through the years but we always stayed friends, she moved to the central Calley and according to her FB she has a kid now, married a nigga. They happy and doing well.
I think the thing that saved me in my v-card moment was my confidence. Like others were having sex already and I was just like, it will happen user, chill. And then it did.
Go guys. Sex is one of the best ways of connection with other humans. Also mastrrbation is good, don't get it twisted and allow ppl to make you think touching yourself is bad, BC it ain't!
I'm out…..
Sauce is Vanessa Blue. Very close to what I remember B looking like. Probably not true but fuck you.
Samuel Wilson
Ur high, was amazing.
Brody Davis
I had a similar problem too We were using condoms tho and it took me good 40 minutes to cum and I was so dissapointed. It's probably because of jerking off too much or for too long, or anxiety
Easton Jones
totally original copypasta
Isaac Long
Lost my viginity last Tuesday. I've looked everywhere but I still haven't found it.
Daniel Diaz
does cousin incest count?
David Cook
yes
Dominic Phillips
10 years old; she was 12.
James Thompson
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Jaxon Scott
not really though.
Henry Collins
nah man,been that way my whole life,and im 41,sometimes,i just cant nut,and when i cant i take the opportunity to fuck my lady till she passes out,since i can go all out as long as i want. usually i have no problem and last the normal 45min-1hour ,but sometimes i just cant so i use it to make myself look like a sex god,and it works,so enjoy
Nicholas Evans
niggers taste like coconut? you learn something new every day.
Jonathan Hall
they very often use coconut bodyscrubs and shit. one of the best smells to cover up the smell of nigger
John Flores
Its all part of the plan. Cant cum. Not into real girls. No children Have fun with your porn starting at age 7 GOYS
Adam Smith
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Jack Lewis
you're only 20, dude. At that age, every girl around you wants to fuck. Hit the mall, hit on chicks.
Jayden Sanchez
im chatting with a stupid girl from a dating app, the thing is ive already talked with her, even about having sex, but im autistic and fucked it up so stopped talking to her yesterday i was horny and the app notified me that we had crossed by on a certain place and so i told her: destiny wants us together, and then she answered like a stupid girl she is, so i started chatting to her about that i was watching dbz and she liked that because she used to watch it to and it was all good but i couldnt wait picturing myself having savage sex with that nice inocent body of hers so i went to jackoff and after that i felt strange, i couldnt talk to her anymore, i didnt want anymore sex so i figured that ill wait some time to talk about sex again. anyway i knoe i can talk her to do that but i have no idea what to do i want to commit suicide help
Henry Harris
dude, how old are you?
quit wasting her time, make a move soon. Just ask her what she's up to, when she's free, if she wants to come over and watch a movie or whatever autistic shit you're into. It's literally that easy
Carson Brooks
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Benjamin Nelson
Am I supposed to lose that?
Isaac Jones
Stop wanking user, you're suffering from death grip syndrome. Don't worry about it though, it goes quickly.
Jason Anderson
Life is suffering.
Aaron Kelly
the wrong people lost the war FeelsBadMan
Sebastian Foster
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Chase Diaz
i recall nazis saying that war is necessary to weed out the weak, so how can the wrong ones lose it? how can you still be this salty? it's been decades, get over it
Matthew Lee
user please
Austin Taylor
Holy shit, is that vanellopie Von Schweetz?
Colton Green
Dude if you fuck her, you gotta scream out a DBZ attack name when you cum. Personally, I go for "GALICK GUN… FIRE!!"
Chase Bailey
I'm gonna restrict myself to jerkin' it to every 2-3 days, and when I do I'm gonna try to do it with less of a vulcan grip. Normally, I also do it iron-man mode (no lube), should I start using that too?
Samuel Wilson
You probably got that alcohol dick, user. Booze kills the dick.
That or you could be gay.
Tyler Parker
18yo - first gf just broke my heart, leaving me fuckless. get drunk on whiskey. answer a craigslist ad… go to a 40yo man's house. suck his cock and he nuts in my mouth. go back the next day, he starts fingering my ass while i deepthroat him. next thing i know he's fucking me missionary style. it's fucking hot until he kisses me and i get turned off. he keeps fucking and then cums all over my face.
my first time was my only gay time. a year later I lost my straight virginity to a black chick with a loose pussy. cock was better.
then I got a gf with a nice tight pussy and was fully converted. never had cock or black pussy since.
Caleb Cox
OP here again guys. Didn't jerk it until yesterday, but when I did, I still had a really hard time finishing. Is it possible that the symptoms of that night carried over, or have I fucked my body up somehow?
Justin Bennett
You may have lymphoma
Easton Morales
this is the closest i got to losing my virginity still virgin today
Gabriel Miller
Exactly. I got head the other night and I didn't feel anything at all.
Adam Ward
I'm almost tempted to post a pic of my face. I feel like strangers would be more honest about my looks.
Owen Cooper
DO IT NIGGA, DO EEEETTT!!!
Joshua Robinson
I've fucked fat girls, and in my opinion, masturbation is better.
Maybe if the fat girls put in a lot of effort, but today, they're just as entitled as healthy-weight women - just as much attitude, just as many demands. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad. Bottom line, they're not worth it.
Bentley Wright
do you mean that you're getting hard and it feels good, but you don't orgasm? That's weird. Never heard of that.
I was going to say, in response to your OP, that what you described as been the way it's worked with every girl I've ever dated. When we start dating, I always just end up jerking it on her - can't manage to ejaculate in her. It's still pretty good though, when a girl submits enough to let you blow your load on her face and tits.
Eventually, the dick gets used to her pussy, or you find positions that give more sensation, and everything is fine.
So my suggestion was going to be that you keep trying, and that you get to the place mentally where you look down on her and dominate her and feel really good about the fact that you're spooging on her. Make her beg for it. If that shit doesn't get you diamonds then you're gay. And the bonus is, eventually your dick will get more sensitive and you can relax into regular boring missionary sex and she'll get bored and dump you = circle of life
Ethan Flores
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Asher Ortiz
would you like a medal?
Dominic Campbell
same disappointment for me, thought it might be because the girl wasn't hot enough tried other girls, one had like the hottest body one could dream of seems the only way for mt to get off and cum is psychological stimulation - if she likes it, or behaves submissive, and sometimes if she behaves dominant too bad sex isn't all that imageboard tell you it is tbh i sometimes prefer fapping over sex
Adam Scott
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Matthew Smith
Why does it matter if you get laid now? Get yourself sorted out and then go find a good girl that you would want to be for the rest of your life.
Getting involved with promiscuous girls is stupid. It's just quick gratification with high risks such as pregnancy, STDs, and rape allegations. If you really need to get off, just watch porn.
Sebastian Ross
*you would want to be with
Zachary Walker
this thread is sadness
Liam Phillips
have you asked her how many years she's been on the pill?
Ethan Williams
legit question, if she was on the pill for too long she might have gotten a case of drug-induces HIV (basically aids)
Nicholas Williams
What drug are you on?
Anthony Davis
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Nathan Torres
probably HIV
Ian Myers
Let me tell you how the world works: a few of the girls you know in high school will be "good girls." You probably wont meet any in college - worse, you'll no longer have the ability to find out what she's like; they'll hide it better. After college, you will go the entire rest of your life without meeting a "good girl." The absolute best you can hope for is one that is less of a slut than the average.
I know you don't believe this. I can't be true, right? But you'll find out soon enough.
Nicholas Lopez
I didn't say it was easy, but if you just cater to the sluts, you may as well just kill yourself right there. I think dying a celibate is better than impregnating a future single mom.
Leo Fisher
I would gt but you fags have to beg for it
I lost my virginity to my older sister when I was 12. I was an early bloomer and had a 7x4" cock already (it's 9x5" now)
Jace Reyes
Very impressive.
Cooper Brooks
Ok since there are many anons complaining about the lack of stories, I'll post mine. I left out a lot of details because we did a lot of shit that day and I don't have the patience to type out everything. Also pic semi related, same size tits
>be me, just turned 12 a couple weeks ago Cont.
Cameron King
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Lincoln Edwards
My bad on last post's pic, those are way bigger than what I meant to show. Anyway, are there any lurkers here? I don't want to just be typing for my health
Cont.
Owen Ross
It's all true. I did a whole lot more but I shortened it a bit
Aaron Powell
you're bad at lying user
Michael Sullivan
I can't make you believe me but enjoy anyway
Cont.
Owen Evans
in reality I'm watching a Persona 5 vod, don't flatter yourself, it's a shit story.
Daniel Morris
Well since it's shit I'll just stop posting and let the thread prune
Luke Gray
sounds good
Angel Moore
How about you tell us the story of you losing your virginity sir. Unless of course, you didn't
Robert Perez
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Michael Ramirez
2 things: 1) you can't call my story shit if yours isn't any better 2) how are you both in highschool at 13 Overall what I'm getting at is, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up when others are talking or in this case, writing
Aaron Nelson
Thanks, that's actually some really good advice. I mean I dunno if I'm a dom/sub (probably either depending on the situation) but I do like the idea of a girl so desparate for the dick she's begging for it. I'll try it next time, thanks!
Never gonna fucking happen dude. I take pride in my work.
James Lopez
highschol start at age 11/12 and ends at 17/18 in most european countries
being this triggered because I have actual factual story
Oliver Ross
starts* this fucking S key
Carson Myers
user, how long have you been sad deep inside?
Zachary Williams
How much gas do you think that ass can fart? About a gallon?
Brody Mitchell
Good thing I didn't say "it's impossible to be in highschool at 13" however, secondary school is technically not high school. In fact the term "high school" doesn't exist in those euro countries
Jack Campbell
that's fair enough. lets go with secondary school then. second year. so 13/14
Isaac Wood
Wow I've never had someone level with me after an argument
Oliver Myers
cause I'm not a mong. I don't have to stand my ground when I'm wrong about something
Tyler Bennett
I like you, euro-user. You've got the common sense a lot of this generation's people lack
Jose Thomas
depends who you look at, but sure
Dylan Lopez
Britbong here. We call them High Schools.
Colton Reed
we're talking the non-anglosaxon world
Owen Morris
except when we have pets.
Joshua Allen
Still kinda european, but I get your point
Jeremiah Anderson
I lost it to a hooker in TJ.
It was pretty awesome. The girl thought I was good looking. After I had my first nut she saw I was still hard later and asked if I wanted to go again.
She let me fondle her vagina and mouth kiss her. Most girls there just want it to be over. I think I lucked out big time.
It could have been a disaster but instead it was great.
Robert Cooper
I would like to know the answer to this as well
Henry Adams
0.0157182371 - 0.0196940265 US gallons per fart
Carter Cruz
all that time on SL paid off huh faggot
Isaac Ramirez
3D traps are rarely attractive as always 2D is superior.
James Brown
use SI units, faggot
Ryan Robinson
59.5 - 74.55 ml SI Units: 0.0000595 - 0.00007455 m³
Ayden Hughes
Found the retard. Kill yourself
Leo Gray
AHAHAHAHAH what a faggot you are user
Aaron Hall
Depends on what she ate
Zachary Johnson
What the fuck guys
Nathan Williams
I'm just saying it's about fucking time for America to start using proper units like EVERY OTHER FUCKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
Cooper Lewis
Petite, flat-chested women bang like a dunny door in a windstorm, believe me!
We'd been friends for ages, and we kinda friend-zoned each other for about 3 years. One night, we just kinda went "fuck it", and hit the sack together. It was one of the most erotic sexual times of my entire life! She was an absolute demon in bed! She was a country girl - growing up on a farm must have give her 'ideas'! No-one would ever know just looking at her - she was a "Plain Jane" in many ways, but she was gorgeous as well (in my eyes). Twas like she was trying to outdo herself to blow away the stereotype of 'plain-looking' flat-chested girls… I lost count how many times I creamed her muffin that night… she was a demon… she bit, scratched, howled… I'm getting horny at the mere memory!
The best part is - 20 years later, we are still really good friends! Yes, amazingly, our friendship survived the 'one-off fuckfest' experience!
Another added bonus was - no-one ever found out about it! None of our friends were none the wiser - even her housemate, whom we were both good friends with! If only she knew - the older housemate would have killed me! I had to wear high-necked skivvies for a fortnight afterwards, just to hide the bite and scratch marks around my neck!
I always dreamed that *I* would 'break' my petite friend in the cot…. but, in reality - it was the other way round!
We still joke about it, all these years later.
True story. Fuck you if you don't believe it.
Ryan Ortiz
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
Bentley Bell
This. Its time everyone farted in SI Units
Adam Harris
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Aaron Powell
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Leo Brown
Flood detected
Joshua Morris
Flood detected
Yes
Dylan Rogers
I'm 21 (close to 22) and only lost my virginity like 2 months ago to some random (chubby) girl I picked up at the club while really drunk. Wasn't great and mostly stuck to foreplay. Didn't even have a condom on me but thankfully/sadly like you, I couldn't cum all night. Was disappointed when I first stuck it in and for whatever reason I just couldn't get into it. I just pumped for a bit until I was tired, gave up, did a bit more kissing then went to sleep.
Then like 2 weeks later, I pulled another chubby girl from the same club. This one was a lot cuter though and was a lot more fun in bed. Wore a condom this time and while I lasted quite a bit, I was finally able to cum. Woke up the next morning besides her. We start kissing again and I thought "fuck it". Had sex with her again, this time without a condom. Felt great. Then lied in bed for a bit, before deciding to head home.
Still would have preferred my first time was with a cute gf but what you gonna do?
Hudson Edwards
That was my first time, didn't do anything with anyone till almost a year later. Girl was more experienced tought me a lot. Been a while since I've had sex now. I got raped by my roomate and it's been difficult to interact with others on that level since.
Liam Murphy
Kek'd
Ethan Harris
That sounds like a far more interesting story.
Daniel Miller
I call her strawberry
cause she is sweet
and covered in seed
Jaxson Sanchez
I call her strawberry
cause she is sweet
and covered in seed ;)
Mason Clark
oops shit
Andrew Rivera
you know whats more comfy than magnums? going in raw dog
Adam Walker
you know whats more comfy than magnums? going in raw you fucking pussy
Jonathan Perez
The married girl didn't drink Claws me again She laughs Having turned it into a Threesome I thought I came out on top. But everything surfaced about a year ago and I've been finding it nearly impossible to be intimate with anyone since. Which started the chapter of my romance with a trap.
Lincoln Ramirez
you didnt have to pay her.
Jaxon Walker
nice fantasy, except there was a nigger and you actually had a gf so 2/10
Cameron Taylor
I'm a 22-yo going out with a 12-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship… my gf is short enough that we get weird looks when we're out together in public. I think 5'2" is pretty tall for a 12 year old, though. Fuckin' normies. The funny thing is… this aint pasta bait.
Gabriel Davis
You have already posted this.
Josiah Johnson
The risks aren't that high you should want a good girl/relationship for reasons other than safe sex.
There's no rule that says you have to marry, it's better to be unmarried than go dumpster diving for sluts.
Isaac Moore
continue
David Foster
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Brody Campbell
Nice pasta, faggot
Thomas Russell
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Ryder Edwards
>>6934364
End of pt. 1
Jackson Sanders
Pt 2 She winces at hearing it for what it is End of part 2
Wyatt Allen
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Luke Adams
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Oliver Miller
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Parker Nguyen
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Landon Gray
wtf i love jews now
Colton Kelly
that might be the saddest thing I've read on this site this week
Angel Powell
Pt 3 She's worried I'll undo her child grooming End part 3
Oliver Barnes
Pt 3 Nope.gif Fuck.jpeg Next final part
Adrian Ortiz
Final chapter Pack and move out that day, every time we made eye contact she was about to cry. Fin
Hudson Scott
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Justin Myers
And yet there is an absolute epidemic of single motherhood in the West. One aspect I haven't even mentioned is that people seem to become more and more numb with each sexual partner, drastically decreasing their likelihood of ever entering into a stable relationship.
I will reiterate, sort yourself out before even seeking a sexual partner and do not seek ones that are unlikely to be committed.
Nolan Turner
They choose to be single moms. The risks of a woman trying to get knocked up by you is actually fairly low, if you're taking a moral stance on promiscuity you shouldn't rely to heavily on the safety risks of sex because they're easily minimized. This is a stronger logical position to bolster the moral one.
Caleb Brooks
Are you a cut American?
Josiah Johnson
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Dominic Wood
It is if you are dating women below 30. The actual problem I was referring to is women and men not caring about (proper) protection because they either think that impregnation is improbable or because they underestimate the responsibility of having a child.
I never thought of myself as a moralizer. The morals I am trying to convey come purely from the facts I have read. Before I knew the statistical implications of promiscuity and single motherhood and before I thought about the completely unjustified burden many single mothers put on the state, the fathers that often did not even want the children in the first place, and not to mention society at large (children of single mothers have drastically increased chances of committing crime, being dependent on drugs, dropping out of school, and becoming single parents themselves, and many more negative aspects) I did not care about those things.
From my conversations with other people, I found that an unsettling number of them does not know or think about most of these things, which is why I hope that I can discourage people from sleeping around by spreading the information.
Carson Ortiz
you jerk too much. if you have a constant source of fucking, dont even jerk. sad that you cant enjoy one of the pleasures of being human
Bentley Brown
Want to know something fucked? Every girl I have asked while fucking her "Do you want me to own you? Do you want me to cum deep in you and get you pregnant?"
None have said no they all started begging for it I bust a nut in them ask do you want the moring after pills most time they say "Its up to you" or "Not really I can if you really want :("
I have done this to about 4 girls and know of a friend who is a girl who tried with her boy friend.
I have 2 kids…. 2 of the other girls couldn't conceive ( Unhealthy Americans to skinny shit diet ).
But when I did it to Eastern european girls ( Also super slim ) BAM instantly they where knocked up.
My friend couldn't get knocked up ( She is american to )
I visited a few third would countries by mistake busted a nut. I freaked out told them to get them pill by they replied "Its okay I would like 1/2 white baby anyway its no worry for you well never see you again"
TL;DR Women just want to be creampied raw thats their life goal its nature.
Michael Gomez
Oh also I dunno how many kids I have with women around the shitty countries I never saw again.
Before you go full moralfag on me I was just doing as nature wanted.
I am Alpha, You are beta. Cannot be a true alpha male if you don't creampie her raw.
Thomas Powell
Something similar happened to me, except it was with a prostitute. I couldn't cum and had a hard time staying up, but there was one good moment that I can actually fap to the memory of it: I put my hand up her shirt and started groping her tit. It wasn't the actual feeling of the tit in my hand, but the feeling of being in control. I didn't ask her for permission or anything, just went for it straight away.
That was my first and only time.
Overall, sex isn't that good, and it would probably be much better if it was about how you feel rather than what you're physically feeling.
Eli Gomez
Guess what, I have the same instincts but I know it's completely irresponsible to follow them. Do you think being a slave to your primal instincts truly makes you an alpha male?
I think frivolously impregnating women just makes the world a worse place. Just look at any study regarding single-motherhood.
Nolan Bailey
Did you just imply ghengis Khan wasn't an alpha male?
Hudson Moore
What I am saying is that if being an alpha male entails propagating through r-selection, I do not think being an alpha male is something that should be pursued.
And I don't think having high standards for breeding automatically makes one a beta male.
Hudson Hall
A man taking a woman by force and fucking her is alpha. This is an indication that he has total control over the woman and she truly is his bitch.
Only weak men request access to pussy. True alphas take it by force
If I click on it and it's roosh v I'm going to be mad.
Kevin Morgan
Not mad at all
Gabriel Cook
When did I mention nu-male cuckold shit like that? I merely said that taking any pussy you can get is retarded.
Owen White
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Charles Wright
that's all.
Elijah Hughes
L was a bitch I was warned by all my friends anyway
As for me I'm older now Have a nice qt korean gf L is homeless And sex feels great. It gets better, don't ever give up kiddo's. have a nude. and never fuck with whores.
Logan Reed
kek has spoken, trips says never give up.
Chase Jones
Technically this is true, but I live a ways away from her so I can't see her that often (every 2 weeks or so) I try to jerk it as little as possible (Currently on 4 days nofap) but I can't make it a whole week, usually.
Ian Green
I said eastern europe you dumb fuck.
Ryan Cook
Pick one and only one.
Only beta males end up with asians.
Carson Jenkins
You truly are a retard. I was not talking about looks, I was talking about loose women. That was the whole point of all the posts I have made in this topic.
Oliver Williams
If pic related is your gf, she's pretty cute. Nice job, dude
Bentley Bell
Don't worry,
I still keep going to improve myself.
Kayden Young
Why do you do it if you don't support it? walk us through it
Carter Jackson
terrible advice you have to do things to make it get better life doesn't passively improve