"Age is just a number.."

Sup, Holla Forums, I just met a girl that I really like, and I'm pretty sure she's into me too by her body language and the way she talks to me.

Anyway we were out for a cig break, and somehow university was brought up. She said she graduated in '09, I did the math in my head and she is ~5-6 years older than me.

The thing is, she's petite and looks really young, 10/10 body too but she's around 29-31 and it seems fucking weird as hell. It's nomal for guys to seek younger women, hell, It'd be normal for me to be with an 18-20 year old, but a 28-31 year old.. just a deal breaker.

What should I do, Holla Forums, I'm horny as fuck but it just seems wrong..

Renounce 3d

And you're worried about her being 30?
You should be worried about being a faggot in denial.

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just be honest with yourself and admit that the only reason you made this thread is because you are such a beta faggot you are looking for reasons to not fuck this girl, just fucking do it faggot

Yeah, nigga, I am. What if shit gets serious, she's ~30, her biological clock is ticking, I just want to wet my dick not get married, plus we're working together so that can only lead to drama.

no shit

I wanna wet my dick, but don't wanna stick it in crazy, in 5 years I'll still be in my '20s, she'll be in her mid 30s. You see my point?

Never underestimate the erotic power of a slender woman in her 30s

Abandon ship. Not worth it.

fuck her but don't marry her

The age gap is, strangely, a huge turn on for me. She doesn't know my age yet, but I guess It'd turn her on too. I want to wreck her, to fuck her senseless. Jesus fuck, getting a hard on just thinking about dominating older women.

How should I go over this?


It's only for a limited time, think of it as a "training" thing that lasts a few months.


Yeah, if only life were that simple where you can do shit you like.

The end was pretty funny, I'll admit.

this maymay must die.

give her the d first and scrutinize your navel later. do you want to be virgin forever?

This

Am I missing something? A fucking meme?

not a wizard, but shit.. been on a dry spell for longer than I'm willing to admit.

its a forced meme but some sperg with a fetish for post wall leather vaginas

BUMP

8ch goes down. Pops up with 4chan hey Holla Forums threads.

Where's the next place to go that hasn't already been prespammed with child porn?

Also how the fuck is a straight guy supposed to get a date if everyone is a faggot and looks normal besides obvious guy tranny and rocket nigger?

Get out, faggot. This place was founded on the principles of CP and CP enthusiasts were the ones that kept the faggotry away.

Kindly, fuck off to reddit/half chan.

I'm trying to plan ahead faggot. We need a place that hasn't been spammed my child porn already. The child porn can come later and then you can jerk off when your gf, if you have one, isn't at home and clear your "cookies".

Your trolling methods are weak. They dont hit the point. Not against me they don't.

That's just dumb, you need CP first so it weeds out the faggots, sadly they'll still come to this "dark place" and cry and cry until CP or anything underaged is removed. This is exactly what happened to 8ch. I was here since day 1, before the fucking GG bullshittery, couldn't care less.

You know what I loved about this place? The fact that I could start a conversation, this chan wasn't filled with 4ch tier bait threads, no tryhard faggotry and actual faggotry. People that cried "mods" got banned, lulz were had, it was decent and fun, then some underaged faggots decided to make posters promoting this place on 4chan because "weee it's too slow paced for me" and then the quality began to decline.

But hey, NORMALFAGS are GUD, fuck off, faggots like yourself already killed this chan once. Like CP or not, it's a needed evil to keep the chan cancer free.

What the fuck are you on about?

Child porn let's the feds take over a chan so I'm going to go ahead and say no to your post.

Also, I'm one of the final bosses of the internet. I'm trying to preserve quality. Plz.

Anyway, can we fucking stop talking about CP(read the fucking thread, I'm talking about an older woman) and discuss the topic at hand? Fucking faggot.


Not actual CP, but let he pedos have their "official pedo thread"s, they had no CP, only underaged girls, not even nudity. Hilariously it works the same way as prohibition, HW let the pedos have their threads only if they didn't post actual CP and HOLY SHIT CP was barely being posted here.

Anyway, read the fucking thread, how CP was brought up is beyond me.

There's tons of CP on the web. What happened to all muh proxies?? You don't make any fucking sense.

Nigger, this thread isn't about CP, is about me wanting to bang a ~30 year old woman. How it got from that to CP is beyond me. I think you just read the title and started acting autistic.

READ THE THREAD

Hey you're the one saying CP was super cool. Hey even 4chan started out with a Loli thread and had the same generic child porn content recycled.

What about muh proxies

I don't give a flying fuck, I just want to talk about fucking older women.

I bet you thought what I was doing didn't have a point didn't you? No one has a 20 year plan.

True.. so push forward with ze plan?

Fuck her right in the pussy. Btw how do you talk to girls without being creepy

My girlfriend is 12 years older than I am and we've been together for nearing 2 years, no problems at all.

But then again, I'm not a total sperg, so you might have an issue, considering you're asking here.

Are you sp-ed??? Bury you dog in 'er

You don't deserve her OP.

Do not even touch her
She will fuck you up into children, marriage, alimony
Only quality 11-15 years old are safe

ara~ is fine too.
Just make sure she hasn't been through enough miles of cock to make it to the moon and you're set.

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