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I haven't fapped in 5 days
I'm around people constantly, so I don't get many opportunities to fap, and when I go to bed, I'm too tired to even bother.
I need my motherfucking hentai, what do I do Holla Forums? It's too quiet to fap in the bathroom because they will hear it because the walls are paper thin?
Please help

don't

Print some hentai pictures from your collection and take them with you out into the woods - there you can be as loud as you want.

srs tho - kill urslf

IF I DON'T, I'LL BECOME AN HERO, I DON'T WANT TO AN HERO YET

stop fapping and get some pussy

What are you, gay?

savor it for the perfect time so you'll really enjoy it

I can't though…

If I didn't care about people hearing me fap, then I would be brave enough to not even use this site

What if that's;
never?

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"OP is a faggott"

That's correct actually… Impressive, user.

What is this?

why?

Listen, you underage retard. Porn/masturbation is being used by the jews to make you docile, and not think as much. The ones in israel used this against the palestinians as well, by broadcasting porn on their tvs. The fact that you are in a situation where you can't masturbate is good, because now is the best time to kick the addiction. You are ruining the reward center of your brain with porn, so stop.

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Jews have nothing to do with me watching hentai
The fact that I'm in a situation where I can't fucking fap is not good
I'm not addicted
I'm fucking horny goddamn it, You mean to tell me you're asexual?

Runes, mate.


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>>>Holla Forums

you are addicted. stop flagfagging

Retard

Fap in your room

/thread

WHEN YOU ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE ITS ALL YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT TO THE POINT YOU HAVE TO ASK Holla Forums FOR HELP ON HOW TO FIND A GOOD TIME TO MASTURBATE, YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM
GET RID OF YOUR HEROIN, JUNKIE

To what? My own dick?
I haven't gotten a chance to take a shower yet


No, I'm not addicted, My fucking dick being erect 24/7 is making everything awkward because it's not going down because I need to fap, I do not take viagra because I'm at that age thankfully.
Also I'm keeping the flag, I paid 20 internets for it.

Looks like someone here isn't a FUCKING WIZARD.

Put on some music in your room - crank up the volume and jerk it till you pass out, mate.

I would but I haven't had free time in the last week, I've been working overtime.

GET OUT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

then compose yourself, young faggot

also fuck you both for not checking my trips

I havn't even spoken to a female in 10 years, user…
See? THAT is not normal. A NORMAL person can ignore his sexual desires.

sage

Dear god, I've never had so many (You)s in my life. I'm going to print this out and frame it.

Then how the fuck do you eat and pay for your internet?


I find that very hard to believe
You mean that you don't talk to the female clerk when you go to starcucks?
No one on this site is "normal" by any standard definition, also, I forgot to put "not" in front of I'm (not) at that age.

Also, I checked your trips, I just didn't write it because I really don't check unless it's quads or above, or a clear.

Don't take the (You)s! They're secretly jew-shekels!

By not being a poorfag. I've got enough money in the bank, and I'm gonna inherit a shitload more, plus a large property, so I'm set for life, man.

If you can't do that, get the gov'ment to pay for your shit, man. Scam those fuckers for as much as you can get away with.

what are you planning user?
Unfortunately I don't have a lot of living relatives, and NONE of them are rich. So I'm not in the same boat as you.

I havn't even left my apartment in 6 months, tbh. My roommate does all the shopping

You are what I will one day become;
a Hikko

Yes, but you will have an addiction, and I will not.

fuck off we don't want shitty porn/hentai threads shitting up Holla Forums go to 4chan you fucking chink shill

wait nvm you aren't asking for porn/hentai pics

Lol, right whatever you sa-


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lmao told ya :D

I couldn't go back even if I wanted to
I was permabanned by sjw mods for "offending" them indirectly