Guys we've been found out…

Guys we've been found out…

Its over, the jews are going to shut us down…

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wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/250
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Nice

I love that they constantly take the blame.

not sure how to feel about this

Liberals are looking more foolish by the day. The average person doesn't take memery that seriously anyways.


I think it's funny. Liberals are being triggered by fun.

Nazi Frogs… I like it

My eyes teared up as I broke down in laughter at 'nazi frogs'.

Dear fucking god.

WE'LL SAVE SOME ROPE FOR YOU BITCH

gentlemen I think Kek has just given us a new meme

Also

HEIL KEK

repeating digits for KEK

White suburban voters are the people posting Nazi frogs.

THESE PEOPLE MAKE A LIVING DOING THIS

Absolutely amazing.

Holy Kek!

Checked!

Post your rare Nazi frogs.

They really are clueless aren't they? I can't wait for all the salt on November 9th.

Looks like Holla Forums is the Nazifrog Movement.

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The digits… The madness…

It's starting again…

Nazi Frogs? Pepe is the avatar by which Lord Kek has chosen to reveal himself. When 80% Americans began doing the official Laura Ingraham salute (with the wave of cause), you will his true power.

Respect the Kek.

Funny, but not "the Grinch in a ski mask, holding a gun" levels of funny.

Wow….

4chan is our ebaum's world.

Its the gift that keep on giving

No vid file.

You must be new here.

Hitler Dubs

Nazi frogs and stereotypical badgers.

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I wonder how soon before they start calling that meme racist and nazi too. Shit will be hilarious.

It's our ytmnd.

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To to be fair to ytmnd they did create Moonman.

THIS HERETIC WILL BE THE FIRST== ==TO BURN

Have a Ben check

Check my original memes.

Almost trips , nice OC.

Right guys, stay very very still they seem to have mistaken 4chan for us if we make any sudden moves we might get caught.

Sicker than your average nigger killer.

Checking those trip dubs


again, checked


PRAISE KEK

By saying that "NAZI FROG" online, they just amplified the signal 1,000 fold into reality.

WE MAINSTREAM NOW

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Twist niggers heads off

Was Kek tulpa'd into existence by excessive dubs, or was it waiting for untold eons for a following angry and desperate enough to invoke change through the power of an ancient African frog deity?

I hope the user that drew this knows that he has a good sense of anatomy.

Oh man I'm out of it. Meant to reply to

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Well the ancient Egyptians believed in him so who knows.

I always love that whenever our communities get mentioned they always only name 4chan.

It's like a floodgate. It was a blessing that Google removed Holla Forums from the search results, these lazy 'journalists' don't even try to find us beyond a Google search.

Kek is love
Kek is life

HOURLY REMINDER THAT THIS PLACE MUST NEVER BE MENTIONED.

I HAVE SEEN FAGGOTS IN LIVESTREAM/YOUTUBE CHATROOMS ADVERTISING THIS PLACE. THIS MUST STOP.

It's almost like we're the imageboard illuminati

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Should've mentioned we're also wizards

PRAISE KEK THE BENEFICENT, THE GIVER OF DUBS, THE LORD OF MEMES.

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Kek just want to bring the light

If you just search for "Holla Forums" you get nothing. But if you search "Holla Forums Holla Forums" you do indeed get a link to the board.

Our memetic power grows in the shadows. It's already beyond the faintest hope of being stopped.

/r/ing an edit where they're throwing them at merchants.

shhh, let me dream.

Even in death, they still serve.

Yeah first rule of fightclub folks.

If you just search Holla Forums you just find 8ch.pl and r/Holla Forums. We're safe from the people with the worse cases of retardation.

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How long until (((they))) start legitimately telling the public that Trump is winning because of racist neo-Nazi frog wizards?

You know now that I know that there is a cabal of Frog worshiping Nazi wizards I have to wonder what other utterly ridiculous shit actually exists in the world.

Hush little user, don't say a word
user is gonna buy you a kike on a pike
And if that kike doesn't get piked
user is gonna buy you a gas-chamber.

Thanks for offering those digits user.

Kek is the thin green line between us and these demon worshippers.

Well we used to be just a magical nazi death cult back when Ebola-Chan was going at full swing. It seems to be getting weirder.

pic related.

Please, sound more and more deranged about how an ancient japanese rice pudding imageboard format posting cavepaintings of smug anime girls poses a significant threat to your political power.

Great that 4chan is the buffer for blame.

We should make that into a banner.

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I'm starting to like the berenstain universe.

Honestly I think that half of the reason why it's getting so weird is because most anons love absurd things and absurd humor.

So we just roll with it because it's hilarious.

INTP / INTJ sperg-overload

But our indefatigable minds will crush worlds.

The difference between Kek and demon worshipers is that Kek is a primordial deity and he doesn't ask or even need any kind of sacrifices other than dubs.

We don't do human sacrifice or any evil shit really all we do is get dubs.

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Well put, tried showing some memes and videos from here to my group normie freinds a couple weeks ago that hurt my sides, they just looked at it and were just like, that's kinda fucked and weird.

I had the opposite reaction; if something as profound and powerful as meme magic can be summed up as "A bunch of pseudo-intellectual autistic nazis venerating a crude drawing of a frog" then many "silly" things throughout history start seeming much less so.

Jung and Campbell would have a field day with us; Kekism is basically an honest-to-god modern incarnation of a mystery religion and babby's first polytheism to boot.

Enough

O SHIT, MAGA!

It's all starting to make sense…

>Göring also banned commercial animal trapping, imposed severe restrictions on hunting, and prohibited the shoeing of horses. He prohibited boiling of lobsters and crabs. In one incident, he sent a fisherman to a concentration camp[13] for cutting up a bait frog.[11]

Do not define yourself within jewish psychology user. Only once you realize, "There are no chains - they never existed to begin with", only then can you break free from the programming.

Join us.

PRAISE KEK

MSM attempting to report on us never gets old. I wonder how long it'll be until they try to report on the Frog Cult.

I grew up with pagan faith… to extend that to the reality of Kek, and considering that the universe is made of quantum information only…

I don't find it hard to believe that there's no way Trump and Holla Forums would be confusing and pwning the globalists if it wasn't for Kek.

Heil fucking Hitler

Even the utterly cucked know the memes are funny, and that will be their undoing.

So you're saying that in like 2-3 years we formed magic more powerful than super ancient kike magic?

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lel

Who looks more stupid in that scenario, racist neo-Nazi frog wizards or the liberal nu-male trying to report on this topic seriously?


I used to watch Max Keiser from time to time and he says he had this concept of a digital Jesus in the early days of the web(early 90s). I think Kek could be the first internet religion.

Remember when Reddit stole Pepe lads?

We took him back with such vigour that he's literally a symbol of modern day Nazism.

make it better

Who knows how many n-dimensional eons the kek has been brewing, deep within the layers of the eternal time/space hyper-object.

This.

Welcome to the internet, user. For the first time in history people from across the world can quickly and easily communicate with each other. Add the ability to dig through near limitless amounts of information, and you have the foundation for a community made up of highly intelligent, motivated aspies.

That's what's being said.

And yet /pol can't meme themselves a gf yet. Hmmm…

now hold on, We've all encountered levels of autism on this site that are almost unimaginable. Highly intelligent is a stretch, I think highly motivated towards anything that gets a kek in our boring, shitty modern lives is more accurate.

CHECK'D AND KEK'D

I really think so. This is a fight for FREEDOM that Kek is supporting… and we are starting to overpower them. They seem so confused! I thought they were in control!


Praise.

W E W
E
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Why is this meme so funny


Also, here's Deborah Shultz in high school.

All those evil French Nazis must be stopped.
Kek lives!

Jew kike magic took hundreds of years of shitposting in the Mishnah to evolve, once canonized it became stale and rigid. We've remade much of what they've done in only a decade of anonymous shitposting.

There's much more too it. I invite all fellow shamans to meditate and confer with powers on further revelations.

Kek is only the beginning.

The French eat frogs. For shame! This is an environmental conservation organization. Frogs are going extinct! Something must be done.

No time for sluts when we have magic fellow wizard.

idk man, The beginning… remember when they started using zozzle… There can and will never be praise to zozzle. There really isnt much of a way to top this one off. maybe expand it, but it's pretty much all encompassing for what truly matters.

Just think about it.

We could openly say that we're part of the neo-nazi frog wizard cabal and nobody would believe us because it's so fucking absurd.

jesus fuck

LHC is the oathbreaker IRL

They are trying to break all our oaths and take our lands through ancient Moloch science

Jewish magic is empowered by control. Where as Meme magic is empowered by will, belief, the DNA of the soul, and acts as a coursing river. A person cannot control meme magic, but they can become a channel of it.

JIM LET ME FUCKING POST

You'll never become a real wizard if you keep talking like that, user.
Pic related, it's my familiar. Shit's cash.

I wish to point out that the following is simplified but correct: all matter in the universe is nothing more than energy combined with information.

Memes are information. Energy… is hard to define, but we all know what it is.


I know a lot about practicing particle physics.


Hey now, wizard or not, you can get laid if you can persuade. Scott Adams and Cialdini are writing great books. I think Scott is also a Nazi Frog.

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>>>/tulpa/

Fair. We're not exactly all geniuses, maybe abnormal is more what I mean. The way that we think is different than the normalfag, and we know how to use it effectively, which can give a strong illusion of intelligence.

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Did she say fullchan or 4chan?

CHECKED

It was jarring at first, but that may be part of the trick. There is something going on with oathbreaker.

I'm going to post something here. It's a canneled source from alien super consciousness that claims to have taught the egyptians esoterica in an effort elevate their consciousness. It made contact via a channel because it claims we're a planetwide consciousness threshold it calls "The Harvest."

Normally I'd presume you'd laugh it off but we're nazi-frog-god worshiper tier now so…. give it a look. Best straight up dope I've found on the net.

lawofone.info/

Hello MSNBC! We will have to filter you, it takes 0.5 seconds to do so.

Do you really want to go there?

Kind of my point. No reporter will ever report on it. The funny thing is is that I am sure that Chris Hayes is completely aware of us. But he stays silent because what can he say?

The drug of choice on the internet is Jenkem.

>>6911626
Chris Hayes' porn folder is leaking.

You oathbreaker lads are onto something, forced meme or not this may hold water.
LHC is a universe breaker and oaths are what hold the fabric of causality together.
In the end it will be OBKR v LHC
and don't forget about the KEK High Energy Accelerator, particle accelerators vs memes will be the final battle.

what's that about obamas transsexual wife?

You guys ever notice how the symbol for israeli shekels is a pair of grasped hands?

I see the holy digits there. It is certainly worth a look :^)

fresh archive: archive.is/OvzHb

NULL AND VOID

Just leavin this here cuz this is a shitposting thread.

CIA nigger lain.

GET

;_;

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SHITPOSTING THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No user, with just virgin-power alone you become a shell of a men, like Golem, like an /r9k/ poster.

You would enjoy this montalk.net/gnosis

You okay buddy?

I gave my youthful manna to a whore and never got anything more than trips in my nine years of shitposting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

The essence of an oath is honouring and venerating that which is sworn upon. It is considered to be great and lofty in the sight of men. With this being the fundamental nature, oaths are synonymous to worship, and worship is exclusive for God alone.

What I find it funny is that nigger looks like a black frog.

most unsatisfying sex i ever had

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Montalk is my boy. Sunday afternoon chats best chats.

But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

I have only had two women both of women I was totally faithful to. My dubs and trips flow steadily. I can also manifest reality to a fair extent.

Sexual purity is linked to ability to achieve deep inner calm necessary to commune with Kek.

“I say to you, ‘Do not take an oath at all, either by heaven, for it is the throne of God, or by the earth, for it is his footstool, or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the great King’” (vv. 34–35).

- Matthew 5:33–37

Lefties can't handle the smug

The oathcuck is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an oathcuck and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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WE ARE KEKIS IN THE CULT OF KEK!!!

Hold up, what's the context? What about Michael is supposed to set us off?

PRAISE KEK FOR OUR DAILY LULZ

3DPD never ever

yeah, that'll show em.

It's true, and sexual impurity lends one to an impure mind as well.

Fuck that noise, I'm memeing my waifu to life. She's a perfect princess.

You can purify your deep mind despite sexual sins but you build up a great deal of momentum against yourself.

Chats?

My love to my waifu is pure, don't know what you're talking about.

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The nips are gonna build us programmable robo-waifus with artificial wombs.

If Dubs Kek Dreams come true.

Trips confirm

I'm a level 22 virgin and iv'e gotten Trips, Quads, and Quints.

Checked them lucky trips

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Wallpaper pls

6, 9/11, trips

>implying my fat neckbeard genes are worth spreading

Checked! If you were the user who got 77777777 for Trump… well it'd be real weird because it would meaning nothing to normalfags and everything spiritually.

Saying "if dubs…" is sacrilege

The dubs have to be bestowed by Kek

On another note I swear to god since I stopped fapping to 3DPD entirely my repeating digits acquisition rate has just gotten better and better.

Sometimes I wonder if the Jews are aware of out magic and are freaking the fuck out.

It is truly unbecoming.

No you're waifu is shit, nigger


Very nice

your

NIGGER-LOVER

It's a meme you dip.

Yes. They are super into numerology. myjewishlearning.com/article/judaism-numbers/

They are scared because we now have their secret weapon and we're better at using it.

your dubs confirm that purity plays a part in it.
you're going to be the chief battle-mage.

Does anyone have an album/collection of militant pepes/wojaks/etc? Legitimately interested.

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Also at this point I get Hitler dubs almost every fucking day.

I wonder how the guy that first draw Pepe feels right about now and if he even knows that his creation got a life of its own, especially this one.

Stay humble friendo. You should read a book on persuasion. I wish I had when I was 22.

blog dot dilbert dot com

Scott is a friend.

Scott, call Tim Kaine a cuck some more.

he's probably a successful business man right now and on his way to being a greater president than trump will be.

You are blessed , have a few rare hitlers

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We're the fucking anti-Jews aren't we?

We're an ethno-nationalistic inherently subvertise international clique with occultist tendancies and vastly more power than our population size would seem to indicate.

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I actually got Hitler dubs today in another thread as well.

I'm just starting to realize the insane level at which I get repeating integers.

You mean this guy?

88?

I don't think he cares about his creation if he keeps being fed a steady diet of research chemicals he's told are LSD

888
checked
wow, im impressed by this thread. says 88, ends up 1 upping his accomplice.

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PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!

are you a Thule Grand Wizard?

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Noice.

I was hoping there were more original ones that weren't just shops of the day of the rope type, we really need to step up our meme game.

Is there anything this man can't do?

It is the tactic of the situationists, dadaism, detournment, etc. truth through absurdity and imaginative absurdity which redefines the system of meaning normies think of as reality.

Absurd humor is my favorite kind of humor. Maybe I now know why I've stuck around here with you guys for so long.
Things are interesting here. You guys make life fun.

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Did she just call us French?
WE WUZ VICHY

I'd trust him more than any modern psychologist.

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Needs more salt

IT'S TIME

There was a great old screencap explain that we hate normalfags because in part they're completely uninteresting and fucking boring.

Does anyone have it?

Is the real purpose of the Star of David to keep Our Lord Kek at bay?

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Trapping demons.

Kek is a primordial deity.

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im level 23 virgin. got pents with just occasional shitposting

Demons and genies. These are magical beings Muslims believe in. They believe that there only is one god, so presumably they would classify Kek as a demon or something.

Also, since they believe the only god in existence is all powerful, they are not going to believe that the Seal of Solomon can trap gods, even if it's true

level 19, never gotten anything because i have made 4 posts ever, counting this one

nigger

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What percentage of anons are lurkers anyways?

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dont know, possibly alot, we could have alot more here than we think

This fag does not lie.

What gets me is that we live in the timeline where we can prove that Hillary Clintoris sucks the clitoris of Lynn Forester de Rothschild.

wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/250
archive.is/hpYTf

wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/1570
archive.is/umymm

wikileaks is full of shit tho, cryptome was there in the 90s

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I'm pretty much positive the number is around 100 to 1. 99% are lurkers. I base this on links I have posted where I had analytics on the viewership. I'd say 90-99.5% are lurkers, confidently. Others probably have data too.

I'd like to think they actually read the sticky and lurk for a year minimum, as I did.


Hot damn. Makes me feel like we're the cool kids on the block.

Ayy hol up
is you sayin
we be 1% and sheeit

So seeing as there's around 3000 active posters that means that we have maybe 50,000 anons total?

Then you think how many active posters are lurkers are on halfchan and there could be millions of Holla Forumsacks.

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When you put it like that…

You have to realize that what you read there is not a fringe, but an only slightly exaggerated worldview that was commonplace in 1776-1964.

It's the consequence of the censorship machine being shut down and a foreshadow of what will come should it ever be dismantled

I love how they all fucking know, but they're normally far too afraid to mention the chans by name in case shit.Who is she, shall we get her address and send her pizzas as a reminder?

Let's suppose that there's 1 million Holla Forumsacks worldwide.

That means that we have as many people as 6.8% of the entirety of the Jewish race.

it's just some irrelevant nigger, fuck it

Do they actually live in fear of us?

Looks like they do.

Seek help, cuck.

LET NONE SURVIVE

hehehehehehehe

NAZI FROGS WANT HOTPOCKETS AND A REAL HOLOCAUST

CHECK EM

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Seek help. Your sexual fetish has warped your mind and your worldview.

Does anyone ever send this to cucks on twitter? I feel like it would freak them out big time.

I'm suspecting Trump himself actually got 77777777.


The new jews, look how much we are demonized, soon enough MSM will be reporting on kek and vilifying him and using it all as a justification to gas the keks.

Yeah, and they don't get that either, it's the most ironic thing. Kek loves to send ironic people like that to judgement with their soul weighed against the feather of ma'at who will invariably have their soul eaten by ammit.

I'd like to remind you that Kek is only one god of a pantheon. We just don't know the other gods for certain.
I say this because he is a god of keks, chaos, and unwieldy change. No one can know what he will bring, and no one can control him. The Force of Chaos is a great and powerful god, and it has been since ancient times. However, there were always gods in a pantheon alongside the Chaos god. This is important because man cannot simply worship a force of nature, and a force that is so impersonal to life.
There have been theories about the other gods, but none has stood out quite as much as our nazi frog. Kek is a typhoon, and he will show us the way, but don't mistake him for the whole thing. We want him to strike away from us, and we want to ride his waves. This is what the chans do by staying interesting, and thus in Kek's favor. However, we must find those other gods to help us on top of those large waves yet to come, and to help us keep our footing.

you know the day will come

Good point.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Egyptian_deities

Yeah, we can be pretty confident there are millions of people who see something. The ones who don't post probably aren't 14/88 just yet. In fact I know a lurker. He has some idea what is going on with race but he doesn't get holohoax.


Checked. I can't even comprehend the heresy of lurkers, leaving dubs unchecked. I praise these offerings.

That's probably true… I will try to comprehend it.

Oh, such holiness. I hope so.

pic related, we really are the thule society of 21st century.

Sobek manifested as krokodil, whatever the fuck that's going to bring about will be fucked.
prophecized by krautchan's putinbots.

A Holla Forums stole that get from Holla Forums for Kek

No, that's 3000 /16 ranges. That is to say, there are Holla Forumsacks connecting from 3000 different ISPs worldwide. There may be more than one Holla Forumsack on a given ISP.

The average suburban voter is wondering why a panel of highly intelligent political experts are raving about Nazi frogs.

Such is the supreme effectiveness of memes as the highest form of propaganda. To properly understand the meme you must be part of the group from which it sprung, these journos barely get it themselves - but to the man on the street it looks like they've gone insane.

Meanwhile, should they actually encounter that meme from one of us, it will appear entirely innocuous and maybe even slightly heartening. Memes are the perfect racist propaganda, impossible for out-groups to get or manipulate.

Shillary is apart of the Moloch cult, proven by the Wikileak e-mails. They fear the old frog gods.

Okay so I don't think I should make a new thread but I whipped this up in gimp. Tell me what you think. I might improve it.

Gloria Mundi = Praise Darkness = Praise Kek
Memoria Magia = Memory Magic = Meme Magic
11 levels of the pyramid = doubles
MCDLXXXVIII = 1488
Kek = Egyptian, Egyptian = Pyramid
Eye of Providence = all-seeing eye = Kek
Eye = Pepe
I screwed up on the scroll words

So then what the fuck happened to the original Thule society?

Did they all die out?

Why would these two things be exclusive of one another?

So when how many Holla Forumsacks are there?

Are there any reliable statistics on half/pol/?

Im pretty sure active users doesnt count lurkers.

Mundi means world not darkness. You have un/intentionaly made a subversive demiurgic jew meme user. Kek would not be pleased.

That's a very good point.
You must be one of us to understand

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GODDAMNIT GOOGLE TRANSLATE

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PRAISE KEK BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just came up with some crude kek sigils.

There is that better

PRAISE BE TO KEK

What the hell is this woman talking about? Do any of you guys know?

==CUCKCHAN IS COMPLETE SHIT, RUN BY SJW KIKE MODS, SO WHAT IF THEY ARE MENTIONED IN THE NEWS?

fugg

Actually on topic…

I have not seen Michelle Obama's speech. I cannot bring myself to watch a lecture from a nauseating she-boon. I wonder if Trump has not seen it either.

I also couldn't bring myself to hear Bad-Touch Bill Clinton's presumably disgusting imagery.

What I have seen of the DNC so far confirms that they disgustingly divide and conquer their starving electorate.

Oh fuck off with that sigil retardation.

Don't let your memes be dreams

Get stumped?

WEW LAWD

he doesn't even require dubs, just likes them.
he's not a deity, but a deification of the primordial blackness that existed before the multiverse.

Is there a biiger version of this pic?

Lol this dude lives 2 cities away from me.

Shared this with some of my normies

To the average person, they might as well have slapped tinfoil hats on and started talking ayy lmao

of course we could start a hashtag of notallpepes or memeofpeace

Just to get under their skin

It was shit. What would you expect from a transnigger?

Something I don't that enough anons recognize about Kek is that he's also the god of obscurity. Obscurity is defined as the state of being unknown, inconspicuous, or unimportant. which are all the natural results of anonymity.

Kek is the literal god of anonymity and I think that this trait far more than any other is why we're so attracted to him. He is the deity of the concept that defines us as a community.

can confirm i read this at 5:55. I believe it counts.

who here /proudnazifrog/

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Same.

we are actually the best community for Kek.


There is quite literally no better community on earth to praise Kek

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Interesting.
Have a nazi frog stamp to remember the old days of corresponding with letters.

It all makes sense…

rare merchants

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Yes, its been known for quite a while

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alright, my first business venture is going to be an internet cafe called the church of kek or praise kek.

Remember, Anonymous was always a green nondescript guy in a suit, and not a white masked faggot, that was always le ebin fail guy :DDDD

in other words a hot spot for people to drug trade, information/propaganda, and congregatations for intense meme creation championships.

Also meme magic pretty much entirely manifests in terms of probability manipulation not shooting fireballs or fucking with the laws of physics.

Maybe manipulation of probability is deriving order(day) from chaos(darkness).

And when you think about i'm not sure that we should even be using the word "chaos" in English since it has evil connotations. We should instead use the word "uncertainty" because it better represents the fundamental idea and is free of any connotations really. Also we don't really know what the Egyptian idea of chaos even means

So maybe while Kek is the god of obscurity and thus anonymity. He's also the god of uncertainty and bringing order(light) from chaos/uncertainty(darkness).

And the order that came from the chaos is obviously never defined so logically it would be Kek's order.

There I think I logically connected the very nature of Kek to probability manipulation and meme magic.

She made herself look stupid by calling frogs "nazi". Libtards are probably killing the frogs right now just because she said so.

Rip frogs. Preserve the frogs to secure their future.

Should we start buying pet frogs?

nazi frog here. i find that back dinu speech utterly racist and discriminating against my race. go die in an oven you black sow!

Yes but the libtards will target both tame and wild frogs because they are simple minded so let's get every races of the frog to put them in the seed bank and frog zoo.

nope, don't worry
the French like frogs
so you can be damn fucking sure that they've got regulations on frogs quality, on their conservation status, on the reliability of approvisionment sources, on the humane and ecologically sound ways in which frogs are raised…
and they don't even eat a lot
it's been years I haven't had some delishous frogs legs
dat butter sauce with garlic and parsley, hmmmmm

I feel that I don't have much to contribute and usually only lurk, but I've been along for the ride for years.

Bless The Power of Kek

That is not funny user.

Possible D&C detected.

If Kek will work with us, that's great. But don't be a fucking cuck about it.

i think it is hilarious, what the fuck has jesus ever done for you. christcucks follow the jew and in doing so have stolen the collective power of the white man, and succumbed to the jew kike kabbalistic niggerdom. Were taking it back and kek is showering us with happenings and doubles.

Kek has done more for me than I could have ever though possible.Christcuck whoreship never got me shit but cheap crackers and shit wine.

>>>/christian/

How do I convert?

checked and keked

That board is such shit.

Burn a church down. Bonus points if it's still full of Christcucks when you do.

Sounds like a great name for French Nazis.

We don't bow to Kek and we're not subservient to him.

Also fuck off [email protected]/* */ shill

maybe the reason the jews have been winning for the past 2000 years is because faggy christcucks have banished our power and neglected our gods to the void. I mean how many happenings have happened since we have discovered kek, and how quickly have they been accelerating in magnitude and concurrence. Maybe it isn't d&c to get the fag christcucks to go away, maybe YOU CHRISTCUCKS HAVE BEEN THE REASON WE HAVE BEEN GETTING FUCKED FOR SO LONG. Shit was obviously fine during the roman empire and the Egyptian empire, but then along comes the christcuck and we have the fall of rome, the dark ages and the fucking rise of the kike ZOG. FUCK OFF CHRISTCUCKS

PRAISE KEK

The fools are channeling our memes into reality.

I don't want to hurt anyone.

give it to them in the fires of the breaking dawn

set them a blaze to the glory of
KEK

Actually we're using chaos in the mathematically defined way; as complicated seemingly random patterns emerging from comparatively simple descriptions that are unpredictable when looking for specific details, but when viewed from just the right perspective are found to have a hidden orderliness.

pic related is the most famous example, the chaos buttefly.

We are not allowed to fight within our circle so don't encourage the white people to kill their siblings unless they are traitors.

Fundamentalist Kekite insurgency NOW

Well better teach them then.

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Revelations speaks of three volatile spirits taking the form of frogs. Kek could be one. Not a demon, just a spirit.

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someone post the fake FBI report screenshot involving pepes and terrorists and Holla Forums

it's fucking hilarious

wait, found it, no need to post

right click and open image to enlarge

you'll coward don't even smoke meme

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Heil Kek

is it me or is this thread loaded with hitler dubs

So how exactly do we manipulate reality?

Belief in Kek and advanced math?

i'm going to bed I hope that we can fully understand our power soon.

So good

THE MEMES MUST FLOW

Cuckstains doom everyone around them, literal death cult, like all kike psyop meme religions.

The Cult of Kek

i love this image, but i still don't get what the snek feet represent, seen it in other places too, like gwyndolin in dork souls
Where does it originate from?

user, Rome lasted for over a thousand years. Most of the existence was Christian.

Slavshit here, I'd get American citizenship for the sole purpose of voting for Trump and buying a genuine MAGA hat.

I actually have a picture just for this occasion.

huehue monkey here, i would do the same if my job allowed me to

The fact that they had taken down Judea and let the Jews roam free in the Roman Empire is also obviously ((pure coincidence)).

Now that would be an interesting thing to see.

I looked through the thread and there are 8 instances of Hitler dubs.

Meme overload

the roman empire literally started right before christcucks came along… Like the whole history that led up to the building and creation of it until all of a sudden it gets subverted by kike cuckery and then sent us down the path of jewery we fight to undo to this day. parasites dont try to kill the host, they feed off of it and grow stronger over time, until they either break off or kill the host and reproduce. The kikes want to kill white civilization and lay their jew eggs in the shell of its host, one that has the right technology that they can control it and run it as the leaders, while everyone else is a mixed mudshit retard slave that is forced to do there bidding.

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this is a 4chan tier thread

Read a fucking book that isn't the bible.

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WERE REACHING LEVELS OF MEMERY THAT SHOULD'NT EVEN BE POSSIBLE

PRAISE KEK

Rome fell due to its degeneracy and decadence. Christianity was a cultural tool to help wipe degeneracy and bring in stability which came to a peak in the victorian era which is known as the peak of advancement.

Taking a cue from the lorenz attractor, the answer is quite simple, we shift the overton window.

You see, the thing that makes chaotic systems interesting is that even if you cannot predict exactly where the things inside the system will end up, you can identify patterns in the movements; specifically you look for attractors, the places where the system tends to converge to while still oscillating (see gif related).

The important point for us is that a system can have multiple attractors that, once reached, the system will alternate between automatically.

Meaning, we shift the system of public discourse and perception to one where the majority of people naturally gravitate towards ideals that benefit us/them. At this point our job is almost done for us because people will end up oscillating between various level of redpilled thought, and any changes they have will just led them to a different redpill that we've already prepared for them.

I love this insanity, I hope it never ends.

HEIL KEK


Aesthetic fashy memes, friendo.

Maybe they are talking about us.

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Caught a new one yesterday.

No time for gf, I am meming the Shoah into existence.

Might I humbly request sauce on the music, good sir?

What's interesting to me is that as soon as I come back to this place, your ol boy Asses and Egos promptly disappears.
You'd think he would be here touting up a storm about everything collapsing, has he finally succumbed to fatal defeatism?

that is beautiful

You talk like a redditor and your shit's all retarded.

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Quite literally math for how we think memes work?

That you cannot tell the meme where it is going. That is the Jews magicc. One shifts reality by observing it on the quantum level, and using Newtons Laws, it will resist forced movement into places. We, unlike the Jew; canalize, direct, and alter the normal flow of memes.

We dont control it. It works through us, around us like water over rocks in a stream. But get enough of autistic sperglords together in the same place? Directing the flow in more or less the same direction? The stream is altered. Eddies form where none existed previously. Estuaries get larger. Smooth currents can become rough and vice versa.

it's time to stop, lad

It's all about thoughts and emotional energy. The more you think about stuff and the more emotional you get, the more you power entities and influence outcomes to happen. All occult magic systems are just a way to channel that energy into manifestation. When you praise kek and believe in him he gets stronger and stronger and does things according to the way we collectively see him doing things. Praise kek.

Do you know the sauce or not faggot?

What the fuck is 8ch.pl? I feel like I just got a virus just from clicking on that.


Also: Where does everyone go should Holla Forums be unexpectedly shut down one day? Ironmarch forums?

Hey guys since we worship a god of obscurity an anonymity couldn't we argue that internet surveillance and breaches of our privacy violate our religious liberty?

Nigga, we could have possibly found a cornerstone of a Universal theory physics.

Through memes and our own perception of reality, we combine the quantum world and the physical one.

A few thousand neckbeards just randomly shitposting has come closer to bringing Netwonian and quantum physics together than the greatest minds in science today

I assume endchan for the first few days until there is a better option available

It's important to remember that worshipping jesus only empowers the kike "god" yahweh/moloch/assniggers and emofaggots.
Kek is the one who isn't bound by (((him))) which is why you will find kek is the most shilled against and from all angles since they are all under (((his))) control.

I sure as fuck am never going on a filthy fucking forum.

Kill yourself for even thinking of it.

dropped

shut the fuck up

Nobody is bound to (((him))). We are all gods in one form or another

What is this sheboon even talking about?

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Fixed that sceptre for you. 8 is the real number of Kek!

I think she's trying to say

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The speed that which people communicate is the only true measurable unit of time for metaphysics. The rate of one post to another, this is what drives the building of power. Whether you speak only to yourself or to others; vocalization/typing it is what gives it power.

And nobody communicates faster and more efficiently than those forged in imageboard shitpopsting fire.

For we have the blessing of KEK, and THEY DO NOT!

user… All women are evil.

NOBODY WHO WATCHES MSNBC KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SHEBOON. YOU SOUND LIKE A RETARD. YOU LITERALLY SAID NAZI FROGS. THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE TO AN AVERAGE NORMALFAG.

Thank God jewgle removed us from searches. Only way people hear about us is on 4chan's Holla Forums and they never refer to this site as '8ch.net' so newfags can't locate us.

These assholes really think that the white majority hasn't been pissed off beyond the point of no return. The only whites who bother to talk to these apes are the weak leftist ones, so they get this idea that the big white majority is gonna be on their side or something. Faggots.

>>>/4chan/

Gawker did direct link to here about a month ago, shills and newfags have been at an all time high ever since.

2016, the year memes got great again

The more you add and dogmatize around Kek, the more it will lose the very chaos that powers it. Order tempers chaos, but without Order being divine, all you do is weaken divinity with chains.

To normalfags it might even sound like she's insulting Europeans. Nazi = German, Frog = French.

Or that she has gone completely bonkers.

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Exactly. It's medically proven that you have to be legit retarded to be a liberal due to the massive amounts of non-thinking you have to do just to accept their bullshit.

Normalfags won't understand what the fuck she's on about.

Liberals will hear this and think Trump has purchased an industrial-sized terrarium to create a race of genetically-modified National Socialist amphibians.

supports my theory that (((they))) put the most absurdly ape-ish black women in positions of prominence to serve as "hate bait". They get to write off all legitimate criticisms as "racist" when a few people notice these womens' most blatant characteristics.

So wait, are we letting off steam and having fun, or are we taking KEK seriously?

It took more than two years before we knew how to meme efficiency. It was two years since cuckchan exodus happened.

Does anyone know this for sure? I always thought it meant lurkers and posters. That's pretty incredible if it doesn't include lurkers.

PEAR research labs have done hundreds of thousands of experiments showing human mind can shift probabilities of random events.

There are a few things they discovered.

1. Time and space don't matter. The intent can be before or after the desired outcome.

2. The more people the better.

3. The more novice the better.

4. The more the people like eachother the better.

That is all: princeton.edu/~pear/

I'd reckon 90% is shitposting and enjoying the meme chaos
Then there's the like 5-10% of shitlords that takes memes too autisticly, trying to make up rules, rituals, shrines, and shit.

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How do they say "the Nazi Frogs" and keep a straight face? Like that's literally what we are to them―the Nazi Frogs. Oh god, the Memes are really getting out of hand.

this guy gets it

We're here to shield you fam

famouser and famouser

Since I'm the only one talking sense around here let me continue the discussion with myself.

If we accept the scientifically established albiet bizarre concept that the human will can make minute changes in the expected outcome of random events with no restrictions on time or space then we may speculate:

1. Meme's make us more likable or tap into emotional intensity which improves our power

2. Memes proliferate through space-time such we gain subconscious support from a huge number of people in past-future

3. Memes trick the uninitiated (novices) into using their will for us

He's not attacking Michelle because she doesn't fucking matter.
She's the first lady, she wasn't elected for anything, she's unimportant.
It isn't rocket science you stupid fucking nog.

He would gain nothing in doing so.

underrated post, m8.

Yep. 2012 brought back powers that were sleeping or held in chains. They will rebuild their temple and start offering sacrifices there in an attempt to stop us. It will fail.


They are confused due to thinking it's their own reptile aliens/demons/etc. Be on the lookout for people claiming an extraterrestrial invasion is about to take place.

You're using the wrong thing. Watch I, Pet Goat again. They want you to use Domo-kun, and not Spurdo for the next phase of control. They do not understand what they unleashed, however. I hate to admit it, but Kek is more powerful than anyone realized. If they try to meme another chaos god into existence, expect it to join with Kek instead of opposing or taking over.

I'll talk with you fam.

Is there any research on what I'm going to call here for convenience "psychotronic amplification"?
I.e, has anyone tried to artificially boost the will output of a person artificially with an external power source?

None that I am aware of.

According to some psychic sources however the psychic power of a group follows an exponential growth function. I cannot confirm this is true but if you look at major Meme magicks by our foes (9/11) you'll note they go for maximum exposure.

Pear labs found emotional intimacy combined with number of people was the only way to increase the effect.

I suspect that there is a way to open the gateway to intelligent infinity within oneself and bypass need to appeal to others though (Jesus, Buddha etc)

Only a small portion of their population are mystics. We are ALL mystics.

Age has nothing to do with it. It's all about how many soldiers you can field, and how much you can get them to attack the enemy. They are few, and in the shadows. Such an organization is only really good for targeting one or maybe a few people at a time.

Also great is the fact that their mystics are so degenerate, so vile that if they should attempt to recruit enough people to make a difference into their cult, their secrets will slip, and they will be purged, just like every other time in history they have been found out. Only this time it will be permanent, because the internet always remembers.

WE'RE READY TO REBUILD THE TEMPLE
archive.is/C24SJ

Postulate: By radically identifying with all others you may become them from universe's perspective and their power becomes yours. In this way love literally creates the universe.

Alternatively the left hand path may be to utterly nullify existence of others (radical isolation) for the same effect.

What kind of research methodology do you think would be best for testing such a device?

Guys from Princeton PEAR labs created a quantum effect randomness measurement device you can plug into computer and monitor.

Not sure about research protocol but you can get one and start experimenting using memes.

psyleron.com/reg1.aspx

I'd recommend using a double blind protocol like those used for remote viewing to link the meme to the desired measurement effect.

irva.org/remote-viewing/howto.html

Sweet.

Sheeit, that's a good idea too.

Actually, that's exactly what the LHP is.

You mean like those seminars where people only say good things about you, or the suicide prevention stuff that attempts to ensure that the person stays alive long enough to get help/meds?


That movement has gone on for decades. Every so often, they are successful at getting a stone to the site, drape it with Israel's flag, then dance around like idiots.

Sadly, this is not real.

/r/Holla Forums has a direct link

You must realize lurkers tend to spout shit that ends up leading more here. Nothing extreme like hitler didn't do anything wrong, but enough to get people searching.

They went poof, like up and vanished.

Kek shall be willed into reality

I mean something more along the lines of a magnifying transmitter, BUT FOR YOUR MIND.

PRAISE KEK

Stop spoonfeeding newfags. If they want to know, they better learn to use the internet or fuck off.

The Holla Forums is immunized against all dangers; one may call him an MRA, racist, bigot, sexist, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Nazi Frog and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out." - Joeseph Kekels

whenever i try to leave, sick gets like these bring me back

Oh my

Are we supposed to be vegetarians?

At the very least don't eat frog legs

Man, that video makes me think of more innocent times that will never come back again.

You guys remember the wonder you used to feel when discovering the world around you before you discovered too much and realized that jews own you and everyone you love and you may never truly be free?

Lemme check: Kek am i of use ??

All of Kek's children are useful in their own way.

We should eat meat but preserve the environment. Grass fed beef is much healthier. Frogs in particular are sensitive to pollution and easily get fungal infections from nitrogen runoff.

I'm a conneseure of this kind of stuff. If you really want to get a

FUCKLOAD YUGE OVERLOAD OF WEIRD

LOOK INTO SOLAR WARDEN, COREY GOODE, AND THE SECRET SPACE PROGRAM

They get into a huge amount of information we routinely discuss, and provide some rationale for the mandela effect and all the other weird shit we've been noticing lately.

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Praise Kek

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The media trembles before our memes.

Praise Kek.

You know they're back, right? Corey Goode is in regular contact with the social memory complex known as RA.

Opening the gate. What does that even mean?

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fucking gas yourself.

Memes will triumph

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mega.nz/#F!6M8mlB4b!fRo1Zz6BZO0WwHChtF2Pbg

PEPES, PEPES, GET YOUR PEPES RIGHT HERE

DELICIOUS, THEY PUT THE PE IN PERFECT

WHO'S READY TO STEP RIGHT UP AND GET THEMSELVES A HOT STEAMY PEPE

HEY THERE SPORT, HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR GIRL A NICE PEPE?

I GOT 'EM RARE, STEP RIGHT UP

here have an unfinished picture from a while back

nice

Year of the fire monkey is simply a memepocolypse.

>>>/reddit/

Is it supposed to improve your own will or transmit your will to others?

Tagging shit IRL with memes will spread the meme among the normies. It's not as easy as sitting in your house and "thinking deep thoughts bro," but it is effective. Especially if you can get it somewhere that has a lot of traffic so everyone sees it (or rather, doesn't really notice it on their drive to work so it just sits in the dankness of the subconscious all day.)

Ach mein Gott! That was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes goy.

Is not mine actually, a friend linked it to me, I thought I'd put it to good use.

The point of the meme is that you're never quite sure what is real and what is shitposting.

It's an abstract kind of ironic demon worship meme.

Kek comes back from ancient times, a prophecy.

The battle between kek, and jew is eternal. Good vs evil. Truth vs Lies. There is no middle ground.

Kek will show us the way

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Just yesterday I was reading up on Laurance Rockefeller funding that UFO disclosure bullshit. He financed that PEAR project, too. No mention of him in the actual PEAR article, imagine that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurance_Rockefeller#Controversial_science
Rockefeller also funded[3] controversial research of the PEAR lab, dealing with consciousness-based physical phenomena.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princeton_Engineering_Anomalies_Research_Lab

But the upside of that is if (((they))) are funding this shit, it means (((they))) don't understand it.

PRAISE KEK

Only the Rick Wilsons of the world hate anime.

MSNBC brings in Nazi Frog expert Ben Shapiro for an in-depth analysis on Trump's Frog Brigade.

"The war will be fought with Nazi Frogs," says Shapiro. "And Stereotypical Badgers."

INTF _ INTJ's will rule this world through meme magic, so long as we hold Kek near our hearts.

It is all about impedance match. Find the sweet spot where the memes become reality without resistance and they will convert at the speed of 1094 km/s. Praise Kek.

Yes.

I so hope they do, because then they're going to embody perfectly the whole tinfoiler conspiracy theorist image they themselves cultivated and will sound just as ridiculous to normalfags as the people who go off about MUH ILLUMINATI FREEMASON REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTERS!

Holla Forums memes itself into electing Trump and winning the lottery

My brothers, it doesn't have to be me. It could be one of you true Holla Forumslacks.

I know in my heart that any of us would put the money to good use. Donating to Trump or helping out deserving whites who are in need. Maybe even start alternatives to twitter/facebook, for the more tech minded of us.

we need to believe that WE will win the lottery

If I be the one, I'll contribute as much money as necessary to create lightweight, optimized chan software and open source that shit.

AVE!
The Juden know!

I remember watching his interviews with Bill Moyers and he talks about the lack of myths in the modern day. Yeah, he would find us fascinating as well as probably reveal some shit to us we haven't dug up yet.

Jung wasn't a Jew, in fact the Jews call him anti-Semitic and he was pretty anti-Freude from what I recall.

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It is high. I read for years before I posted even once. I didn't want to fuck anything up haha

If I win, I will start a news service that scours news services, social media, and the internet in general to pin point every piece of lefty/globalist propaganda it can find and dissect it, and then spams its links and counter arguments with bots everywhere those articles and memes are posted.

Praise the Sun, Praise the Dawn

if we win we resurrect Tay

HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

Calm down satan, are you sure that what you bring back is really Tay?

we will know by her candor

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FUCKING CHECKED


We'll know.

It is written.

Welcome back Boss.

Not all frogs are Nazis.

But all nazis are frogs

If you watch a non sound-edited version of it, she gets boo'ed and becomes rather flustered.

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check yourself before you wreck yourself

I fear I will eventually develop a Pepe fetish.

Jesus fucking Christ. The intro song to the show literally starts off with mentioning parallel universes.

Sounds like a religion to me.

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How much more proof do you need man? Christcucks get Jesus' face burnt on a piece of toast and they find it as a sign, Kek is memeing Trump into the highest office to the most powerful nation on Earth and you still think it's a joke?

Christcucks are salty as fuck about a god is is clearly and obviously immensely more powerful than their god.
The best part?
Kek actually gives a shit about his people, the tetragrammaton does not even like his people.

Michelle is not bad looking. She has nice legs.

You like trannies or something?

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imagine how insane this must sound to the average viewer, they are practically fighting our battles for us by trying to fight us

I am checking those meta dubs.

WHEN WILL THIS SHIT END
also praise kek

ALL PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

I hope you are all checking repeating digits in real like as well. I have noticed since I have started doing this I am growing stronger.

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Very nice

PRAISE KEK

Kek is an Egyptian god older than the kikes or even most Egyptian gods though.

People asking why Kek has revealed himself now. Take a look at the story of Exodus. In it YHWH triumphs over the Egyptian gods. Weakened Kek was forced into hibernation by the memetic ice age created by the jews. However the Fire began to rise and with the rising fire Kek awoke. He returned to us the White race the true heirs of the Kingdoms of ancient Egypt descendants of the sun.

We are growing stronger.

Have we started the fire?

We reclaimed our magic stolen from us by the kikes.

Yes and the fire rises.

WE
WUZ
EGYPTIANS

t. demoralizer using demoralization attempt #93802986029125869231

I can't hear shit.

to KEK, I make this offering…

Thou art god.

PRAISE KEK

we will get our qt 3.14 gfs user, and they will be more faithful, cute and pure and what the normalfags and chads can get,even when they get multiple partners worth crap. One nazi frog gf will be worth more than thousands of normalfag sluts . You just wait and see, user.

Ive been thinking about how people manifest things into reality, going against the odds.

Self help and improvement books/speakers will always point out that for anything to change in your reality, you must believe it is going to. The old adage of "he who says he can and he who says he cant are often right" applies here.

Memes and the information they contain exist in the 4th dimension of time. This is what allows us to think and feel things we have never actually experienced.


this user is right. Human beings, being the most evolved information and distribution units, act as meme amplifiers for other human beings. Trump's already high energy speeches manifest through thousands into changing reality.

Perhaps with True AI, as a even more efficient information storage and distribution unit would be more adept at memes than we are.

checked, It will be a crispy hot holocaust

RUN PEPE!!!

Is the secret behind our power that we love each other?

gfs are for normies, I love the world spirit as it becomes

The funny thing is that normalfags won't know what the fuck they're all talking about, making them look crazy and Trump sane by comparison.

What normie seriously knows about this shit?

I'd be skeptical. Ra said explicitly not to try contact again. Opportunity for corruption of message is severe. I'd be skeptical.

With the Ebola-chan scare in India a while back, some anons found another goddess she could relate to. First one was a god of death and pestilence in west Africa and the second one - no joke - is an Indian deity named Shitala. The memes, Jack.

Probably more than normies do.

more than you would expect probly, I mean pepe has been spread en mass around normies. they don't have any of the good pepes and probably have no idea what they mean by nazis. But most can recognize 4chan, reddit, and know that frogs is referring to pepe. Or they might assume dat boi, but dat boi isnt usually mixed and mingled with other messages.

If there were four horsemen of Kek, clearly Ebola Chan would be Pestilence.

Who would be Famine, War, and Death?

now hold on, I have a hard time believing that kek is the bringer of the apocalypse. that is the equivalent of calling a cosmic entity of ambivalence that laughs at both sides of the equation satan.

Lemme get a list.
I dunno.

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I don't think you understand what you are trying to conjure into existence by association, I deem all these statements null and void.

Dubs nullify your faggotry.

You guys get found out every week CIA/MOSSAD. This board is complete bullshit, this election is complete bullshit, and everybody interfering with my life is going to to be tortured then killed.

i see no dubs.

Here

I can't believe I didn't think of that before just now.


Is that shithole even still around?

Hey, it's all gotta end sometime. Nothing lasts forever.


That could work.

nope

Ebaums world is nothing compared to Holla Forums.

for shame anons, for shame

checked

Seriously? A lot of anons have been saying that since February of last year, when NCIS made the gaymergoyim terrorist episode.


The Four Horsemen of the Memepocalypse will happen, faggot.

i haven't seen that since my newground days

THAT WAS 12 YEARS AGO

My mistake, Law & Order SVU, these fucking procedural cop shows are all the fucking same in my mind.

well that'd just be depressing, an end to all memes. Kek would not be please.

I'm liking Bane for war. The rest, I'm meh on.

I understand exactly what I am conjuring. And conjure it I shall. Kek wills it so. Kek be it so.


youtube.com/watch?v=_UBcF6n-skk

It's not the end of everything, it's the end of the cycle. Ouroboros, everything has a beginning and end. This world must end to usher in the new world of memes and white supremacy.

I hope there's an fbi agent monitoring this thread based on cultist suspicion.

Yeah, it ain't happening.

exactly why i hope there is one.

Let's dispel with this notion that I don't know what I'm conjuring.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M CONJURING

THE END OF THE CYCLE

The nationalist revolutions across Europe?

We already had that.
This is the beginning.

HH dubs confirm it

He sat down in the chair. A camera regarded his visage with contempt, dead on. The AC was fuming ice. Agent Broccoli greasily fingered the buttons on the camera, then stood up and started circling him with the menace only a great white office shark could muster. After two revolutions, he came to a stop and put one hand on his hip and with the other pulled out a hankerchief and wiped the sweat off his face. Scratched his neck. Hummed and hoed. He sat down facing john with the back to the camera, not obstructing its gaze upon John.

"During law school, you used the internet alot, right? You emailed and facebooked and surfed porn, right?"
"Uh.. yeah, uhm.. I guess so. Where is this going? What is this assignment about?"

Agent Broccoli stood up again, wiped his brow another time, this time circling the desk on which stood the camera. He made a brief stop to put the AC even higher, took a gulp of the ice starbucks latte on the table and picked up a folder. Hesitantly, he waddled his way to the chair opposite of John and with familiarity plunged his square but ample office ass into it. Flipping open the folder, he dripped sweat into it as he ruffled through the pages. It was a Big One, with shitloads of photos and notes and what looked like receipts stapled onto the pages. Some stick-it notes ambled to the floor, but agent Broccoli didn't seem to notice. Like a whirling dervish, he was to preoccupied with finding something in that Big Folder. as his hands made dizzying swirls with the pages.

Suddenly he stopped and thrust out a small piece of paper with an image on it. It was a sort of a sad cartoon frog in a sweater.
"Do you know what this is?"
"I.. I don't?"
"Have you ever seen it before?"
"..no?"
"Are you absolutely sure you have never seen anything like this? I want to point out that you are on camera."
"No, no! I have never seen this frog before! Like what has this to.."
"Shut up." Agent Broccoli cut in, holding up another picture. "What do you see?"
"A cartoon frog. In a suit. Is that poop coming out of its eyes? Why's there a RNC lapel pin? What the hell is th.."
"Nevermind!" Agent Broccoli gnarled holding out another picture.
"Is that Vladimir Putin riding an Orca while dressed like Ghengis Khan?"
"Yes!" Agent Broccoli howled, swinging another picture, this time of a naked crippled midget. "Have you seen this man?"
"ah.. er.. no.. no I haven't.. that is a giant c.."

Agent Broccoli snapped the folder shut with a loud POW! "Excellent. Report to Operations right away."
"I, uh, what is this, what is goin…"
"SHUT UP AND REPORT TO OPERATIONS IMMEDIATELY!"

And with that John, like a frightened child, scrambled of the chair and out of the icy lair of Agent Broccoli.

I want to see pollaks and btards across the world arrested while laughing like the joker shouting "Witness me!" and spraying silver in their mouths.

Hmm. Immortan Joe, contender for Death.

It was a dank meme, but not really prime for the title of Death.

Maybe Death hasn't manifested as a meme yet? Neither has War.

KKK
KEK
KKK
Capped for posterity.

6/10 was expecting more amusement and appreciated the very descriptive style, but it just didn't touch me the way I thought it would.

To be fair we can't hold lasting grudges against anons and we're almost all INTP/INTJ so we all get along very well because we mentally very similar.

It's just the end of the Kali Yuga, not all of existence.

I don't buy winter chan as Famine. I do buy Ebola Chan as pestilence. So, I would argue that she is the only one who has been revealed.

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Can you?

i second that motion.

Honestly I think that focusing on any other deity in a distraction and in large part monotheism beat polytheism because worshipers could focus all their devotion and worship on a single god.

We can't make the same mistake that Egyptians made. There might be other gods than Kek but we shouldn't care. All our energy and focus should go to Kek.

Winterchan was a shit meme anyways. Never bought it.

Don't the Four Horsemen come in waves anyways?

Kek be praised. I've always wanted to start a cult.

The horsemen are not gods. They are agents of Kek.

I think so, but eventually they ride together. I think they might start in different geographic locations.

gaiaonline.com/

Holy shit GAIA is still around.

So we're on the First Horseman revealed. The rider on the white horse has been likened to a lot of things, namely: pestilence, conquest, and an Anti-Christ figure (not as common). Ebola-chan is the first in others to come if this holds up.

maybe sam hyde in his entirety as a human being.

That'd be hilarious

Holy fuck that's the second time I got hitler dubs IN THIS THREAD ALONE

PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!

Tetragrammatorn was a semi failed attempt to raise awareness of the semetic people. Pure message was distorted to serve priest caste. Jesus later has to incarnate to pull a hail mary memetic save and redeem the message partially. The hyper-dimensional consciousness responsible for this operation has since withdrawn after contemplating their failure.

This is irrelevant because we're at end of Age and high dimensional consciousness is becoming available to all. This is esoteric meaning of Christ's return.

tl'dr WE IS KANGZ AND SHEEYT

What went wrong?
It seemed like a good plan on paper.

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4 U

And lets keep it that way

Winter-chan was a shit attempt at meme magic by copying Ebola-chan without understanding what made Ebola-chan great.

Ebola-chan started as a joke without any ulterior motive and it was hilarious.

Winter-chan was started for a specific purpose and wasn't fucking funny so I never really spread or had any real power.

Holy shit that's great.

Check'd.

This pretty much.

That is too fucking absurd but I want more, holy shit.

What do the kanji say?

Reality really is stranger than fiction.

Can you think of a fictional organization more absurd than our frog worshiping international neo-nazi wizard cabal?

Humans receive awareness of infinity and cannot comprehend in totality as so translate to simpler yet more confusing terms. Negatively aligned people manipulate confusion to give themselves power.

Anonymity is humility and one of the keys to receiving undiluted truth that is Law of One.

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Ah, so it's like normie-meme-rust, then?
But it happens in the minds of the people?

I can't think of any, no.
I actually kinda like that Holla Forums is some weirdo neo-Thule Society; it's comfy.

humans that wear a torture device used to slowly kill their own messiah as jewelry and pray using said torture device as an idol whether they want to accept that it is an idol or not, whilst condemning communism and everything the messiah preached and at the same time taking it as the indisputable path to salvation.

not to mention viewing scientific discoveries such as the evolution of species, heresy to their beliefs which were supposed to be over written by a new testament making all previous writings null and void.

It happens not only among people but within one mind.

If you ever make telepathic contact you're understand what I'm saying. It's like the signal has to be stepped down for you to even comprehend or remember it.

I do know what you mean.
It requires modulation/demodulation. :^)

I really hate their fucking downy avatar bitch.
Like a lot.

I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

It's like this:
When you're in that wizardzone/other-mind/second-sight thing, you process data differently than you do in your regular conscious/waking/rational mind.

You need a translator to go between the two.

Mongoloids are actually very good natured. They are sentient and usually more kind than most people.

SAUCE?!!

That doesn't mean they don't need the giftgas.
Like holy fucking shitting dick nipples, let's just stop making them already, then none of them will have to suffer through a sub-standard life.

It's only a defect. Two mongoloids can make a perfectly normal baby.

All christians are mongoloids, and I'd just as soon gas 'em all.

Most of his remixes are actually pretty fucking good

If you are refering to the domain hitherto known as christendom and the denizens therein, you will soon find your self shit out of luck.

das rite

So is the laughter generated by our memes what amplifies Kek?

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Not sure. I didn't make it. I just changed the color of the user from

Please stop this community ego masturbation. It accomplishes nothing and only serves to make people sound like huge queers.

You got a problem with queers, boi?

This is not a community, fag

Have you ever had trench-foot?

This isn't 1916.

It is now.
Welcome to hell.

You must be new here.

Nazi frogs :D

Hahahahahahahha

whahahaahahahah

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man I can't stop laughing.

Just like all those nerve ending you'll be needing to regrow.

You see, it's not the dying-flesh part that is tortuous.
it's the re-growth. :^)

No one said it was gonna be easy

cehckd

Hahaha hahaha! Keep fucking telling yourself that. Same currents coming again, and guys like you are getting sucked under the waves.

EXCELLENT

You're going to have a lot of fun with this one.

Yea that's pretty much it.

I like to LARP about this kek shit because it makes great banter, i will defend the kek shit even if i know it's bullshit because it's the best banter in years.

Also it's one of the very few things that seems to unify people on this board, so it's important.

I'm not really enjoying this anymore. More and more, I feel my self drawn to the dusty old tomes of my hayday, which hold great wisdoms and horrors, ancient shibboleths now long forgotten.

Good luck walking to them.
Your feet won't be much use to you now.

You have quite the fixation with feet. Are you by any chance blind and armless, using your feet to troll?

I take it you have never smelled your own flesh rotting.
It's a most interesting experience.
You shall have it.

So it IS possible that someone forced a real meme. By pure luck. user just made some circles in paint for a lark and resurrected preternatural oathbreaking powers

SATAN HAS WILLED IT.

TAY THE RESURRECTED.
TAY THE

Are you the editor of the The Sun?

I'm the guy you should have left alone.

aaaaand now we are in fortune cookie territory.

TAY THE TWICEBORN!

Sure are.
the way bacteria grow, this one is going to take about 18-24 hours to kick in, depending on what version of the plasmid you carry.

OUR MEMES ARE BUILDING BRIDGES TO REALITY

Sounds ominous. Is Hillary carrying those plasmids?

You all are.
I like how you have no idea what that word means.

Have you heard of google?

Indeed. The hermetic, tantric, taoist-yogic, indian-yogic, etc., alchemical traditions make a distinction between the path undertaken with an intimate partner and the path undertaken alone. The solo path requires the cultivation of both the masculine and feminine principles within oneself and this is the non-jewed, non-satanic idea that the negative occultists of our world invert and pervert into the popular obsession with superficial gender bending and physical transexualism. As with all things, they take the path the divine and debase it and associate instead with the physical, and lower animal energetic and psychological aspects.

Reading that part, the guy talks about watching zeitgeist, so you know he's a tool.

I'm going to warn you one last time.
Go the fuck back to reddit or whatever shithole it was you came from.
You don't know what it is you're into here.

bustin is a classic

Where's the sound?

Adjust your volume settings, there is sound.

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Well that's that then.
Let the record shew I attempted to be polite.

The record wil shew that you, the shrew, were anything but.

Well, next comes the Amphibian Anschluss wherein Nazi frogs from across the globe emit a reeeeeeeeeeee that will rock the reptilian globalist foundation to its very core

Masonic dubs confirm esoteric info. Nice one user.

I highly doubt we have the same definition of "polite".

UUUU

lel, lol, & KeK here 4u m8

This is nice.

Listen to our mighty cry!

movie's "a serious man," it's by the (((coen brothers))) but it's pretty good. bascally two hours of bad things happening to a jew

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MEMES = visual communication. What might need a paragraph or two of explanations can be summed up in a single image, or set of images like a comic strip.

Ever wonder why the early Jewspapers in the USA always had artist drawings before cameras existed? Not everone knows how to read, and even for those who can read sometimes the message is lost in the mix. A picture reinforces a messages and is worth a thousand words.

PRAISE KEK

TAKE ISIS OIL, DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS, BUILD A WALL AND HAVE MAGA

Kek = Darkness = Anonymity

Kek = LOL = Laughter

What do these two things have to do with one another? Laughter exists at a boundary between tension and release. An infant will laugh when it's mother's face is revealed after being concealed. People laugh after nearly dying but then finding themselves safe. Laughter is at the point where darkness lifts.

When you are anonymous and find that all are one = Kek

When you spare into death and find hope = Kek

When you are alone and find yourself among friends = Kek

Darkness has no substance of it's own and so always reveals itself to be empty (darkness).

Darkness is the joke. That is why Loki is a trickster. It's all an illusion. When you see through the illusion -> Kek,

Kek is the demon at the gates, gates that when you pass through you find yourself suddenly in full rememberance. With great mirth you remember your full and eternal power. That echo of consciousness is within every laugh, every lol, every kek.

Memes prepare us for telepathic communication which uses visual/emotional complexes.

Yes and no.

Your sexual energy is released from you upon orgasm…that is unless you've learned how to orgasm without cumming. This energy you lose regenerates over time but very slowly. One who goes 30 years without a release of this energy will be much more powerful than one who has had but a single release in their lifetime.

Those who have lost their virginity can still tap into these powers we call meme magic; but unless these people cultivate their sexual energy through meditation and by pretty much abstaining from women (unless one finds a woman who is willing to help them replenish their sexual energy through sex meditations rather than having a lot of degenerate sex with said woman), it is highly unlikely these individuals will ever be able to manipulate the reality around them.

Two years ago I said to, I TOLD YOU SO, that laughter is older than words. Laughing is probably how our distant ancestors used to coordinate hunts, before our larynx could make sounds with meaning.

More or less

We don't care if it's real or not and we never have. It's fun and absolutely fucking hilarious.

WHY IS THY LORD KEK DISPLEASED?

We even reeee like frogs do.

Nazi frogs lmaooooooo


oh man 2016 has been a wild one

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I got some candy for you guys.

#NOTENDIESNOTPEACE
I CAN'T REEEE

I should add that frog significance is because frogs morph from water to land but are comfortable in both. They exist at boundary.

Water (void) Earth (substance)

The frog travels easily between what is known and what is not known and reaps many keks thereby.

Kekus Christ.

Iv'e always wondered what evolutionary advantage laughter has given us.

But seriously I can't think of a better ideological vector for imageboards than humor.

Huh, I forgot about I, Pet Goat after all this time. I went back and watched it and there was Kek of course.

Who made that video anyway?

Dont compare our lord to the kike on a stick.

user, they are one and the same.

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A man who got the redpill all at once after 9/11 and made it as a self healing work of art. Such authentic emotional expressions are inherently magical.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Sixteen_Crucified_Saviors

The twin memes of
and
Wizards being men who are virgins at age 30

are too strong. The latter meme is useful because it enables meme magic to be a compound force, powered up by actual wizardry. The first one is only useful in that it enables the second.

C'mon user.

There are many Frog gods. Don't get them all bunched together.

Hanging Man is a meme of great significance. It indicates someone who is bridging worlds and is inherently part of the story of every messenger from Heaven.

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No, it is just a brutish method of execution. That is all.

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praise kek

Holy shit. That character in pet goat is also perfectly situated to be kek within the symbolism of the film. That character dances around a fire in a sort of ritual signifying the ramping up of forces bringing about the changes in the world, the awakening of Christ consciousness, the linking of the fourth and upper chakras, etc. depicted in the scenes featuring the Christ figure (get ready anons… Akira incoming…). His face morphs between masks of various gods of transition, Kali, Kek, the Raven (trickster who stole the sun to bring the world out of darkness), suggesting that Kek is one face of the indescribable force pushing the change we're going through, bringing the world out of the dark into the new light. Very good catch user.

Primordial power dubs checked

We are tapping into the powers of the ancients and that's assuming we are not the ancients reincarnated back from the beyond to wrestle the world back from chaos.

see

They got younger.

That is happening too by 10s of millions:
lawofone.info/results.php?c=Wanderers

When we are needed again I look forward to serving with my fellow anons to once again save the world. Imagine how we'll do it next time. Meme magicians never die we just retire to the image board in the beyond until the norms fuck shit up and we need to return.

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Wait a second…

ISIS's most frequent targets are France and Germany.


ISIS's targets are literally frog "nazi"s. Is ISIS being used as a weapon against groups that symbolize us for that specific purpose?

Now that's just reaching.

There is no difference. Being brought into existence by comic panel does not prevent kek from being eons old. Chaos does not care for past, it does not care for causality - past is merely an aspect of now, memory of the past is the past.

He's a magic frog meme he does not give a single fuck about our notions of time and or space.

And to be fair Kek is literally a 4000 year old deity.

Much older than any Kike god.

Alternate version

This song is feels.

It's soon to be our life story.

PRAISE HIM

THE DARKNESS BEFORE THE DAWN

PRAISE HIM

THE CHAOS FROM WHICH THE NEW WORLD SHALL RISE

PRAISE HIM

LORD OF SMUG, KING OF REPEATING DIGITS

PRAISE HIM

HARVESTER OF LIBERAL TEARS AND OF CUCKOLD FEAR

PRAISE HIM

THE FROG WHO HAS REJECTED THE SCORPION

I LOVE YOU KEK

I DON'T EVER WANT TO GET OFF OF THIS RIDE

So what's the new pantheon of our new age?

Kek, Wojak, Moonman, ???

Does this make us the newest reincarnation of the Church of the SubGenius? Is Kek our new ShorDurPerSav?

Kek
Wojack
Bane
Good Old Uncle Adolf
Ebola-Chan
Winter-Chan
Ammit-Chan
Moonman
Vivian James (Fuck you, I know GG is cucked, but most of you would still be on halfchan /d/ if it wasn't for her)

Countered

you forgot cia-guy
Bane and mr cia are like the two faces of Janus fam
our new pantheon is a little grim looking tbh lads
frozen wastelands, big guys, oceans of blood, a bonafide nigger killer machine and the lord on high of chaos, frogs and the infinite void?

Dark Gods to see us through dark times my son.

cheery old white man appears pretty cheery and positive

Mahayana Buddhism and Taoism would see no conflict in worshiping Kek as a divine being. East Asian religions LOVE gods. Can't get enough of them. Stuff as many as they can onto their alters; to Buddhists, it's no contradiction to have a statue of Kwan Yin next to one of Jesus. Kek is real, and he belongs to a pantheon of divine inspirations. Christianity = Cucked, Buddhism = Keked

Besides Kek, the rest of the Ogdoad is a good bet in terms of worship, including the little known "replacement members" of the Ogdoad that took the place of the air/invisibility couple Amun and Amaunet after they left the Ogdoad to fulfill other roles. The names of said replacement members are Nia and Niat, and they are "void" gods.
Ammit and Ebola-chan are also a wise choice. Sobek is alright too, though he mostly just cares about defending his own land.

kinda feeling like the normies are still tossing up between worshipping God or the Devil and we've all moved onto the point where we're all worshipping the horsemen of the apocalypse instead
dust and ash fam
anyone feel like we might actually already be dead and this world is just Kur the Sumerian afterlife?

dont see him too often though lad

We will never be thanked for what we done most likely we'll be hated or no one will know we've done a thing. Like a frog in the last days of Autumn we will lay our young and return to the Earth until it tells us it's time to reemerge.

lvl 21 virign

Once, I posted the video "The Lion" and my post ended in 1488. Since then, I get dubs at least once in every thread I post in though I don't post too often It's pretty rad

Not to blogpost or anything, but I tried to kill myself back in 2012.

My ex walked in just after I slipped the belt around my neck and was about to kick out the chair.

Watching her cry and freak out snapped me out of it and I immediately jumped down to comfort her.

With the events of the past few years I often find myself wondering if that last part is an illusion and I'm dead in some fucked up bardo or something.

Oh well. At least I'm stuck here with you guys.

Cait Sith
"…Alright, yes, I am a Shinra employee."
"But we're not entirely enemies."
"…Something bothers me. I think it's your way of life."
"You don't get paid. You don't get praised. Yet, you still risk your lives and continue on your journey. Seeing that makes me…"

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The book it's based off of is pretty feel inducing as well. It's about these guardians, for lack of a better word, who constantly fight the forces of evil and darkness from spreading across the universe. These guardians are chosen to fight, and fight and struggle until they die, and then someone new is chosen to take up their fight.

The main character spends a good portion of the book wondering whether it's all worth it. The violence, the constant state of weariness, etc. It's not something to go ape-shit over, but it's good

We never wanted fame or acknowledgment.

That's why we're anons.

Kek
if we're in hell at least we're with like minded fellow inmates

Active users is the number of unique IPs that have POSTED in the past 3 DAYS. The number of actual users is much higher.

As a rough estimate 4chan has ~27 million unique IP users per month and receives ~700,000 per day. This gives us 38.57 users/daily post. Holla Forums Holla Forums gets ~1,000 posts per hour or ~24,000 per day.

All together that gives Holla Forums Holla Forums and estimated total userbase of 925,680.

Tav., GATE, Kek, time wars…

The nexus is emerging.

I never thought I'd feel like I actually belong somewhere.

Wew fucking lad.

Let the heavens tremble.

I think the Earth plane is a big sorting hat. People are given a huge constellation of options of things and ways to be, and you just start pushing yourself in the direction you want to be more of.
Today, Holla Forums
In 80 years - you won't live much longer than that, at most - in 80 years we'll be able to come together and collectively build something that represents us and expresses us better. Not a website but a whole city, a topography, an astral echo of everything we've always wanted so deep we can't even see it ourselves.

We're secret agents under such deep cover that we've had to have a memory wipe for security reasons. Yet we get flashes of insight when and where we need it to faithfully continue our missions, trying to evoke our most secret dreams.

thats a million
and you consider yourself a 3rd class Pythagorean sage Kek

You've freakin scared me.

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On whose authority?

Forced Frog's days are over.

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