Classic jailbait thread

classic jailbait thread

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latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-millennials-politics-conservative-20160907-snap-story.html
nationalreview.com/article/440050/conservative-millennials-growing-trend
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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I actually can't do this thread anymore. I'm getting way too angry.

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So, do you only repost the pictures from four chan 10 years ago or are you completely devoid of the huge influx of teen setting?

Just wondering. It's like the millionth time this has been posted.

There's apparently a huge hacker cyberwar going on and tons of teens sexting.

So where's the angry hacker dumping tons of teens??

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You know ones that weren't posted 100000 fucking times already.

This picture is 15 fucking years old.

reading comprehension must not be your strong suit

Everyone in it is my age. It's been posted by thousands of people. How the fuck do you meme a series of jailbait?

Writing to an audience is way over your head.

Maybe it's just my nostalgia but it seems like the JB of 10 years ago were more attractive, more pure.

They're all so vapid now with the nigger culture being shoehorned everywhere.

They all have a sparkle in their eyes that's not as common anymore.

The girls in the photo are older than 30.

So is the girl in it probably

What the fuck does that have to do with jerking off?

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MODS MOOODS MODSS MODS


MODDS MODS MODS REPORT REPORT REPOT

As intended. Thank you.

DAYUM this girl was 17 in 1992

Can you imagine the daily haul the FBI/NSA get to look at from messaging apps?

No.

sounds like you're sexually frustrated

time to get a job at the NSA

Meet

If I was the NSA or whoever, I'd hire pedos for that job. They'd be the best judges of of the girls are underage since they potentially would have 'experience' with that.

Yea because I've been isolated you dick fuck

I guess it feels more pure to fap to the teens of yesteryear?

I'm conflicted though, because I really enjoy teens twerking, which is a 2010s meme that flip-phone era teens didn't do.

once again, reading comprehension must not be your strong suit.

Yea I'll just go get a hooker so ten million people can fucking freaking about it later.

Good idea dip shit

lmao jesus

Do you want me to post ten responses to one post? Because I will find you if you keep being a faggot.

Bundle of sticks.

yes

I figures out how many faggots can fit in a butt. It's in US butts so you'll have to account for how fucking huge they are.

This is the theoretical limit

m.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how many faggots fit in a butt&x=6&y=10

Checked and wtf

Interesting enough a megafaggot can fit in almost 16000 butts.

Is there a large MEGA of all these?

This is important user. A super fag is a thousand times less.

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I doubt you'll find a megabutt.

One third the amount of faggots squared can fit into one barn. How many butts are needed for that many faggots?

This is a calculus word problem people. Please.

Please present an answer in the form of a differential equation.

God damn it I killed the thread.

Shame on you

If anyone was interested 18.16 faggots can fit into a British butt. That's clearly more faggy.

m.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how many faggots fit in a british butt&x=6&y=11

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OK so how many faggots does it take for an equal amount to fit perfectly in a US butt and a British butt?

I know I said the US butt was big but the British butt was worked out longer. Can you help me figure this out? I want equal faggotty.
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Good luck user.

Rip jailbait gallery

READ THIS THREAD.

YOU BETTER READ IT.

Yeah but does a bundle of sticks really have an exact measurement? What happens if they are smaller than average?

I want to lick every inch of the girl 3rd to the left.

Here is also an interesting fact for those who don't know math.

How many butts can you put into a faggot? Only about 5%. 5%.

:/

tfw most of these girls are 30 something roasties now smh

I've been drinking, please explain

Yea they are definitely itchy by now.

Look I'm telling you through the magic of algebra that only 5% of a butt can fit inside a faggot. Have you ever tried to put a butt inside a faggot? Have you ever seen it happen? No.

It requires like 20 butts to get it in there.

I'm pretty sure 20 butts would make it in there.

Nothing??

You don't want to know how many butts a giga faggot needs.

moar jailbaits pl0x

So…. Anyone try to fill a faggot with just one butt? I bet it doesn't work.

This is what I have done. I have uncovered the math between faggots and butts.
It's all for youuuuuuuuu

I need like 1000 butts for this video.

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Hueha

Educational bump

Anyone try to figure this out by searching the words into Google??

I tried to search how many fags fit in a butt and I didn't find anything I wanted

Stupid google

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Yea this is it.

let's keep it legal boys…

Sexy enough to not make you angry. Yeahhhh

Look at that easily available to look at the beach anywhere one pieces.

Bam. Right there. Look at it. Both cheeks.

You know what this says?? Why do you look at me like a sex object user??

that girl is like 24

Wow this makes me so horny I don't even have to unwrap the condom. I just let the wrapper have the first go at it!

No she's dead of old age.

Just look at that that curve near where the inner thighs meet. Back in the day we all knew the y was what most perveted letter. It led to too many questions and sexual suggestion. That's why it was demoted as a vowel.

Google: dog diarrhea and vomiting yellow

Google " please record me jerking off at little girls"

Mine sends you to jail and gets you e cred.

Someone want to Photoshop some over 21 nipples on these girls.

Why do girls go wild? They're perfectly normal girls.

A girl going "wild" is when she takes a shit in her panties and then decides to taste it because she likes the taste of her own shit. Showing your tits off or acting like a slut isn't wild. Stop watching so much TV, you brainwashed faggot.

What the fuck part of the internet were you raised by?

Post stuff from motherless you pussy

I was a 90's kid, we didn't have cookie cutter social media back then. We had raw internet. You fucking kids get a showcase of a bunch of mainstream shit that can be seen on TV or on netflix. You faggots need to be gassed.

Uh. I'm exactly the same.

What fucking nazi 1940s fuck are you connected to? I bet he's a giant skelleton with a thin viel of beef jerky and a giant helmet suspended by a ridiculous amount of thick cold steel wiring with his head almsot completely leaned as far back as possible drooling whatever is left of his saliva.a

I was born in 93, didn't have shit for social media either. Very rarely did anyone even mention a bitch shitting her self and then tasting it.

Hell, when 2 Girls 1 Cup came out, it was the go to shock video. These days that doesn't shock anyone, it just is nasty as fuck.

Then you aren't a fucking 90's kid, you are a millennial. I was a teen in the 90's, you were a mindless little kid in elementary school.

You didn't even see animal vs child dot newsgroup dot Palestine
Quit bitching and blame your parents

Still was quite familiar with how life was in the 90's you faggot.

I may have been a kid at the time, but I still remember all the great things about the 90's, and I still remember the bad that came from it.

I'm from the 80s. So what?

The internet cause you so much pain and missed opportunity? Did it Rob you of the life you thought you should have?

Dude, you were a toddler when I was freshman in highschool. You don't know shit other than the shit you have read online. You will never be genX, deal with it.

Yea what he said.
I was trying to find normal porn and it was like a border of 1000 links to 13 year old nude!!! You know, being twelve with no parents that knew what a computer was.

Nope, didn't say that.


Considering most of the early 90's was trash, and the best stuff was in the late 90's, who the fuck cares? Also GenX is filled with leftists and communists, so who the fuck cares?


So you miss the days when you could find CP?

There was no CP you ass. There was just more regular porn and a virus.

And you show your ignorance once again. The early 90's was best for music, culture and everything else. The early 90's was the cusp of the collapse of decent music and culture. The late 90's was a prelude to faggotry. The late 90's turned multiple genres (especially rock and metal) into shit, it capitalized on certain styles like goth and "nerdy" and made them trendy. It was literally the downfall of western civilization. Then the internet became mainstream and smartphones came into the picture shortly after and now you have a clusterfuck of nothingness. No originality, no nationality, no creativity etc… You are the reason culture died.

But according to you, we were all brainless children at the time, so it's actually the GenX'ers fault for the decline and collapse of rock and metal.

So what was it, were we brainless children at the time, or were we the masterminds of the cultural collapse you cite?

Wrong again. We were only teens and in our late 20's. It was the baby boomers who were controlling the system. Think again, faggot.

Look I was just looking for angry beavers on Google and it led to the Simpsons and some weird shit I never heard before then all of sudden it was a power point on the birds and there bees with 1000 links that were blinged out talking about the newest teen I swear to god

Boomers created a situation that created 3 generational gsps before they could lose power that were tightly knit together.

Let this be a lesson in history loll

So either fucking way, it's not millennial's fault you cock-gobbler. You're more at fault than we ever were.

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Woops. Totally posted this wrong.

I should've been banging both my dates to prom but the internet fucked up my social life. Fuck you government.

They were both model material. I hate you

it's the millennial's fault for liking the Jew infested music and then promoting it when they turned into teens. If they rebelled against it, like we did in the 90's, it wouldn't even be popular now. You brainwashed faggots listen to nigger music and think you are cool. You don't realize that you are just brainwashed fags that love sucking nigger dick and listening to jungle music.

Again, Millennial's are significantly more conservative than their parents were. Also you're making some serious false equivalents. That's like saying the 20's generation killed Classical music. Or that the 60's generation killed Swing and early rock and roll.

Music evolves and changes, and if you don't know that. And not always for the better. 30's, 40's, and 50's music was infinitely better than the 60's, 70's, and 80's.

Are you kidding me? Millennials as a whole rebel against their parents (GenX) and push for so called "progressive" ideologies. I'm not saying you do specifically but they do collectively. You are fucking retarded if you think millinnials are conservative. They are leftist shit. GenX was a push against hippie faggot baby boomers.

Whose the person who wanted to say, I spent the night jerking off to cartoons of scooby doo instead of banging two 8.5/20 girls at prom?

Get off the fucking internet. Itll kill everyone that depends on it.

Seriously if I could hook up with total babes at 16 both holding my hand and letting me watch one finger fuck the other one I wouldn't be telling you this

Scooby fucking doo.

latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-millennials-politics-conservative-20160907-snap-story.html

nationalreview.com/article/440050/conservative-millennials-growing-trend

Dude a basic google search proves me right. There is a loud minority in the millenials, but that's because GenX'ers can't raise kids for shit. You guys absolutely fucked up with a large portion of your kids.

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"classic" you dipshit

Okay, I'm done. You are obviously retarded.

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Okay killer, you enjoy your cancer.

Wow this thread about women one or two years under 18'turned into something different.

>>>/cunny/

I literally said the majority of millennials are not conservative, then you say a loud majority are. Then you tell me to google something and give me links to known fake news sites. You are either a retard and/or brainwashed.

sorry, a loud minority

They actually had breasts and hard to work in but available sexual intercourse.

Both were bisexual. Daddy didn't tell me. Internet fucked me over.

This is for all the 12 year olds out there whose parents don't give a shit about you.

It's actually half a joke too.

you're clearly gay

I've been robbed of like 10 important developmental steps directly because of government influence.

You need to go away. Forever.

no you're just autistic

The bed I had to throw.away after the first 12 hours of sex with a girl disagrees you homo.

Internet helps augment your autistic powers so you can jerk off to ponies instead of having a natural real relationship.you fucking autist.

First. Date.

lmaoing at your embarrassment, bro its okay to be gay, just be (you)

You know what's better then fucking your hand and looking at ponies on the internet? It's all down hill.

Go marry a WATERMELLON.

(Having sexual relationships with two women at once in highschool at prom makes you gay)

Oh OK

Finger banging the one girl and make the other jealous isn't a total cue for angry sex.

You suck.

glad you admit it

Can someone ping Sasha grey to get in here??

Which one guise?

It says you're gay not me.

Can someone motivate Sasha in here we need to teach.

saludos

Sasha totally started doing hardcore double penetration right when she was 18. It took no practice.
Can we get some honesty in here please

That's not Sasha.
I know she has internet access.

Hey where's boxxy?? I only met her once.

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Yep

Far left.

Cupcakes

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What happened to this girl, she vanished like a fart in a hurricane. Last I heard she was still trying to become a model, but no one will employ because of her earlier work so to speak.

fuck off pedophiles

thats like almost everybody here?

id hire her, but it still shows shes just a dumb whore - all she wants was show off, so shell just whore herself out at 12

So, these are boys? right?

Anyone remem🐝er the YT video of the two 🐝londe girls in pink tshirts covered in paint dancing to pussy cats dolls …

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🐝ump

it was called "paint fight"

youtu🐝e.com/watch?v=7Q8YHso1vaM

Paint Fight

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I admit it… I came… that pearl necklace choker…

Here
Also fuck the GenX faggot.
This world is like /🐝/; it has never 🐝een great 🐝ut some faggot like to reminisce on a past that never was. Things look 🐝etter in retrospect, don't they, 90s 🐝a🐝y?

🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

This is a F🐝I honeypot thread if I have ever seen one.

eh let em post, not like anyone falls for this shit anymore anyways

I have only one question. If you weren't 🐝orn in the 90s, what the fuck are you doing on this 🐝oard, you underaged faggot?

It is cool here, please post more of that legal stuff :)

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second pic.

I think we must have 1 jail🐝ait thread like this permanently!

ITT:
DOST

🐝est thread.

12 year old detected. 🐝etter run from these pedos.

what are j🐝 🐝oards? asking for a friend.

uhh these girls dont look 18+…

Reported for requesting child pornography.

w-what? 🐝ut no i'm looking for a specific picture

Hope you enjoy getting raped in prison you sick paedophile.

no p-pls

What if the paedophile is martial art master(kung fu, muai tai) and goes to jail somehow. Guess who is going to 🐝e raped then…

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Well, I was 🐝orn in the late eighties. I just think this faggot ragging on this generation is stupid. Things were fucked 🐝ack then just like things are fucked up now.
Now you made me give the dataminers more info. FUCK!

How old is she now?

test

Normies

The fuck do you know about the 90's faggot

high

I
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all, except the one on the right. I dont like her face

Hold onto your prostates, brethren!

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eww granny next
ugh too old
GREAT MOTHER OF KLINGONTHS YES!

I don't think agencies have a need for these people.

Thanks to the hormones in the milk, it's impossible to tell anyone's age. Let's just make all porn illegal

Isn't there a former pedophile who now gives child safety tips? It's like a former drug addict working for the DEA, he knows how the shit works from the inside.

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that's not how it works

looks like military
kek

Anyone can tell what a pre-pubescent child looks like.
Even if they are blind they can probably smell the shit and piss in their pants because children aren't naturally potty trained until the age of 16.

From the Onion

#FakeNews

You'd be surprised what a little bit of electroshock therapy can achieve, user.

I got quite a kek out of that.

that first one

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typical

5, but I would get her hair straightened and get her a more colorful dress.

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