Dear Moderation of Holla Forums's Holla Forums ("Random") board…
I want to become the owner of this board. More than you LIKE being the owner of this board- trust me. I'm not saying you're bad at moderation, just that I deserve it more.
I will make this thread every day until I'm the owner of this board. I will make Holla Forums great again and it will be better than whatever's going on right now. Thank you.
Brody Brooks
Good thread. Maybe it'll get more than twenty post this time, huh?
Jose Moore
bump i want OP to be happy :3
Anthony Adams
Could you think of an edition that would make people less likely to click a thread? I skimmed past it twice because I saw discord in the title.
Jacob Taylor
your life is sad
David Young
Circlejerk Edition.
Cameron Jackson
these gets please my meme senses
Blake Jackson
xdlmao
Ryan White
omg :DDD
Hunter Garcia
:O
Isaiah Perez
Nice flag, fags.
James Russell
thanks~ ^o^
Thomas Robinson
No problem, babe.
Lucas Collins
I don't think avatarfags should be allowed to control anything, ever
Blake Rodriguez
What about a small RC car?
Henry Lee
Dismemberment and decapitation.
Connor Harris
What about the order they eat dinner in?
Ryder Wood
Still doing this? I haven't checked for your threads in a long time. Keep going user!
Jason Wilson
They are burdens to society who aren't even self-aware. Basically eternal infants. The most merciful thing to do is have them put down.