What kind of country would we create Holla Forums

What kind of country would we create Holla Forums

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God damn it, typing all of this makes me want a game for it.
Any programming fags and game designers willing to make such a concoction of autism? This needs to happen tbh.

How about if we repel the UN?

Shitopia

Who runs Shitopia?

Tbh, that could be possible, until they start taking us seriously and just decide to label us as terrorists instead of autists, bomb us, and send an army to capture the island.

How about if some guy gives us a nuclear weapon?

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Sounds about right honestly.

How about if we unite and beat the UN?

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So we just going to hit them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper?

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No we use guerrilla warfare. Basically make it the UN's Vietnam.

The House of Shitlords.

Unless you plan is to give them the silent treatment I don't know what threat you insinuate the UN poses?

How about if Russia helps us?

That would be overkill 2ch.hk coming over the hills topless on Bears would blind the UN with their manliness

This is the island we are talking about. It only has 600 people

How about if we get a Russian nuke?

Well I will call my part of the island Outer Heaven.
Also do we get to enslave the natives?

An oiled up chested Putin? user it's far too much! We would not be able to contain that power!

How about a Chinese nuke?

A pack of defective noodles? Sure why not?

Okay how about Soviet surplus weapons?

The island is part of England so if you think a couple of autists is enough to defend against an army of 80,000 and a navy of 30,000 including 4 aircraft carriers, then we should enslave the natives

Why couldn't we invade an African island?

Not remote enough.

The island would turn into /k/ fast.

Full of niggers.

The weapons would be for defense.

The niggers would be slave labor.

Pick one

Slaves it is.

Frankly I am now pondering the idea of taking over an African Island and calling it "New Rhodesia"

Mecca would be gone in a week

Do it.

And than what happens?

Not that appealing unless we get tanks, missiles, and a nuke or two tbh.

Fine Russia gives us an old nuke, old tanks and some soviet surplus RPGs and AKs.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tristan_da_Cunha
I'd rather take an island that's remote. I don't want a place where planes would spray chemicals on us.

Found an island of the coast of South America and home to 100 people
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floreana_Island#

And when the British show up?

Much rejoicing

What do we do with the survivors?

NO SURVIVORS!

Do we cut their heads off?

Well, we should one of them in the wreckage.

Throw them in a niggerpit and burn them.

And what do we do with the women?

I doubt they would send their women but if there is any we stick them in a zoo.

And if we need sex slaves?

The island is Holla Forums not /zoo/

I mean we would eventually need women.

What are you, gay?

How about lolis?

Of coursh!
Provided they were 2D

How would we treat them?

Tenderly.

Would we have sex with them?

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How would we get foreign aid?

Someone please make vidya from my idea. I can't stop thinking of how fun it could be.

Dress up in black face.

Would it work?

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Probably, liberals are often as smart as niggers.

Funny thing is if we did that, especially about getting Nogs in Space we'd be seen as super progressive and probably get a Noble Peace Prize.

Can we legit meme it, lads?
We should meme it.

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Why make it a game when we can make it reality? If Holla Forums can triangulate the location of a fucking flag in the middle of nowhere within a few days, it can invade a remote island, wipe out the entire population and start a country.

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Then happens.

It doesn't matter. The entire thing would implode after one day. Or even in less time. Sure, the first few minutes or seconds would be paradise, but then we would all sabotage ourselves and end up dying horribly.

Reddit is that way faggot

That was Holla Forums

what about loli sexbots?

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