Oldest fag on Holla Forums?

Shut it Mike. I ought to tell O'Reilly to smack yer face in.

how horrible it be to be considered ugly during the sexual revolution. think that's where cat ladies came from?

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Why is the CIA and or FBI so obsessed with Holla Forums? This place is no different than Donegal's pubs on a drinking night.

Op here,
wow my dad is your age. give me your wisdom oh wise one!

Never have kids, son.

Is it just me or do I smell Irish blood in this thread?

Searching for some good porn of course.

OP here,
Thats just my ass.

I will be 31 in three months. Life is suffering.

Wash your cock with soap after fucking a hooker.

I have fucked (well, gotten blown by) lots of street walkers and have never gotten anything from them.

who needs parents when I have Holla Forums?

That's because you didn't devote yourself to robotic wizardry, you damn wagecuck.

great shill advice

Shh! Don't give it away! Now the kid won't be stupid enough to follow the advice.

Yeah, laugh about it now, you jackasses in your late teens and early 20's. Wait until you get up here. The memes aren't so funny when 29 has slipped you by and you have no excuse for why you're an underdeveloped adult with no prospects in a world that is actively getting shittier. I never wanted a job. I never asked to be lied to and fed false aspirations. The depression is real and the future is void.

I've been 31 since late last year. Things don't get better.

All I can tell you is that it's worked for me.

I had an old black man tell me that he always took a bath in bleach water after fucking whores.

DO NOT ASK OTHERS IF THEY ACCEPT YOU

ask yourself, AM I PROUD OF MYSELF.

only you give yourself permission to feel good about what you have become, what you have resisted.

in the face of all that is wrong, you must say NO.

YOU MOVE.

I'm screencapping all your posts and making a redpill out of it to expose shills like you. posting it in a minute. enjoy your NOSHILLBONUS from your SHILLBOSS

Early forties here, the only advice I have is never fart in public when you have the flu.

Don't cut yourself on that edge newfag just because you couldn't be a successful wizard/recluse and had to resort to being a pathetic wagecuck.

He's a filthy defeatist. Leave him to stew in his self-loathing.

A person engaged in covert advertising. The shill attempts to spread buzz by personally endorsing the product in public forums with the pretense of sincerity, when in fact he is being paid for his services.

I assure that "that" I am not.

those who can be saved WILL BE SAVED.

I was having one of those days today.

I ate a fish sandwich from Burger King yesterday. Today my stomach is all fucked up.

I'm 32, born in 1984. Too young to remember Reagan, old enough for NES and dial-up.

Okay…I gotta go.

I have to re-watch The Walking Dead because i was to drunk Sunday night and didn't see it all.

Lily Rader, right?

they tell everyone all kinds of lies like this.
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they are telling people lies so that they trick people into having unsafe sex and getting HIV

never fall for the lies that shills try to spread.

always choose your partners carefully, get tested, get them tested, and then use condoms and other types of protection

never fall for attempts to lure you into a false sense of security. if you see things like this, point them out so that others will be aware and avoid falling for it. bad people want to increase the spread of HIV. the more you point it out when you spot a shill, the less people will get HIV, which also reduces the chance that it will eventually spread to you or your friends and family. always spot shills for your fellow human beings.

420 years old, all of you faggots lose

FOOLISH MORTAL! I AM FROM THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME ITSELF! AND WILL EXIST LONG AFTER YOUR EVENTUAL DESTRUCTION!

DUDE WEED LMAO

Holy fucking shit. You mean to tell me granpas lurk the chans and are familiar with the memes and everything?

Yep. One infamous oldfag in particular is a waifu expert, you fucking youngfag.

I'm actually from before time and statistical reality. So pretty sure I'm older.

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I'm 24. What's the median age here, around that?

420 boiii

No one here is a virgin retard, we all have had out penis inside of a vagina. When every man was conceived their dick was in their moms pussy. Unless you were born from C-section. Then you're a faggot virgin.

31, wizard powers intact.

That's the most thought-provoking, powerful paragraph I've ever read in my life. Thank you for your input.

Stop samefarting.

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Well I guess I lose.

You probably got some mad spooning in the womb though

How old are you?

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Good point.
It would've been cool to have a twin sister though, we could've had a full twin language. My sister that was born alive was a year older than me and I'm told that we had our own language more than most siblings that far apart develop so I bet if I had a twin we would've been even better.

Tell me more?
I just made this.

Do you ever miss her? would she be your imouto or your onii-san?

I'd go with imouto because I already had an onii-chan and I was a really fat baby. But I'd accept any sister that wouldn't beat me for using weeaboo names.

I'm a 22-yo white guy, and I'm going out with a 12-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship. The funny thing is… this aint pasta bait.

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This is the playboy bunny of the month I was born.

Do you work for an alphabet agency that you are here at that age? Holy shit!

Thirty three.

I constantly hear from oldfags how your thirties are the best years of your life. So far, I consider that to be complete and utter fucking bullshit.

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Cute :3

yes i'm jelly

no not lily rader

I was so happy I discovered Lily Rader fairly recently, and then literally the day after, she announced on her twitter that she did her first "Blacked" appearance.

Currently searching for a new fave now. Any suggestions?

get a life

The alphabet agencies (also New Deal agencies) were the U.S. federal government agencies created as part of the New Deal of President Franklin D. Roosevelt.

You must have been great in social studies.

But to answer your question, no, I am just an old perv. I have been surfing porn & chan's since Windows 95.

Are you familiar with the concept of irony?

i am

Where on Earth could you possibly live where that's accepted like that?

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I'm probably older than half the board.

Thanks for the heads up on Lily Rader.
I googled her vids.

She's cute but not very good at Daddy talk.

She got all the way to the end of this video before she called him "Dad" in any kind of sexual situation.

Quite cute, but she's a coalburner. No thanks.

Pushing 40

Why the fuck are anyone under 30 here? You should be out living life not being neet losers.

32 here. my spells are powerful.

Show em wizard

Aint copy pasta your ass. Shits older than infinity

86 here.

I'm actualy from the third universe (this is the 19th), I achieved immortality very early on in my timeline and every time the current universe approches heat death I time travel forward past the next big bang to shitpost for all eternity. Pretty sure I win.

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