Bond. Jane Bond

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DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>>/reddit/

at least Maisie has a bretty gud body

Watson is hideous all over

Would be great

stop samefaging

these posts are all memes

(check 'em praise Kek ^_^)
Emma Watson is based! LOL… perfect Jane Bond casting

Glad you agree

I'd have to see a trailer. She definitely couldn't be the worst Bond, but going from Daniel Craig to her might be too rough.

They could technically still have James Bond and make a double the films and they would definitely make money

Of coursh.

The current movie pacing is okay, were they to run two series at once, it becomes like CoD, which definitely couldn't do it, so how could they do so?

they have been taking slightly long for craig, they could alternate them every two years so there would still be four years in between each version

Alternating actors roughly every two years? It's not a bad idea. The writing would be the biggest issue.

They could even set one of them in a different time era in the past and make it more of a classic version, tarantino wanted to do casino royale set in the 60s

People dont actually hate craig right? I mean without him they wouldnt even be watchable

I slept with Emma Watson in June of 2014, ask me anything.

How was it? Explain what happened? Anal?

Did her boyfriend at the time fuck you?

I don't hate Craig, I actually think he did a great Bond, but that's mostly because he was the first one since Connery to not try to be Connery

How believable are you?

Do you know the actual odds of this happening and you being here?

Yes, that was the only option. In retrospect her "vagina," was comparable to Chris-chan's, meaning post-op. It was a very shameful and regrettable experience. I was really disappointed and filled with conflict and denial. I got it done as fast as I could and left without a word. I'd rather say no more.

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I know that would have been terrible, I wasn't advocating Tarantino. But they could do an old style bond again

Didn't see this. A) Orson Welles did one already. B) That's not how Bond works. Bond only works if he's ahead of the times. A historically accurate Bond film loses its potency to inspire.

No anal. Vaginal only, no mouth, "had to" use a condom.

Don't know anything about him.

It's the internet, so you're gambling with trust, but I know I did it so that's enough for me.

The same chance my post has of being dubs.

Tarantino was originally wanting to do a james bond film before craig and apparently he loved pierce brosnan

Explain where, when, how she was what she talked about?
You don't sound too convincing. And i think she was dating that huge rugby player so your story doesnt hold too much merit, but how did it happen and what as she like? what did you do? how long etc?

Are the leaks her, how was her pussy? how did it look? was she a freak

Was she a nice person? DO you talk to her? How did you do it?

How big are you

Didn't see this. A) Orson Welles did one already. B) That's not how Bond works. Bond only works if he's ahead of the times. A historically accurate Bond film loses its potency to inspire.

Die Another Day, while pretty good cinematically, was not a good Bond film. Brosnan's ability to portray him afterwards would be debatable, especially in a Tarantino film, which places emphasis on theatrical acting versus cinematic acting.

Met at a pub, she has a lot of normie friends actually. Lasted a while because tbh I was nervous and had trouble cumming.

Pussy was probably slightly above average, though not the best or tightest I've had. She wasn't a freak, though she was into nail dragging and lip biting… so I guess normie tier edgy stuff.

What positions? How long did you last an hour?

You need to explain was she dirty talking etc? Use more details. How did you fuck her when she was definitely dating that huge rugby player

Yes, she was nice. No, I don't talk to her anymore. Missionary on a couch.

4 3/4" soft 7" erect and uncut. Grower not a shower.

Is the her and her pussy or a fake?

Where did you have sex? thats a a grower and shower. Where did you cum?

Did she like it slow and sensual? Did she talk about your cock? Why did you only fuck her once? How can we believe you, you have to say something only you would know

Is she a slut? How did you pick her up in a bar? Are you a chad

For someone who fucked Emma Watson you don't sound too enthusiastic, has she slept with a lot of men?

Goddamnit. I wanted to have a decent conversation about the viability of a genderbent James Bond franchise, and you derail it with a statistically improbable claim. So are you happy with yourself?

Looks too dark around the outer labia, though this was years ago… time could have done damage.

Came in condom while fucking.

Kind of intermittent fast with breaks of making out and me trying to mentally focus on the task at hand.

Wouldn't say a slut, but definitely knows what she wants and isn't afraid to say it. I'm not a chad, but moderately /fit/.

Like I said, it was years ago and this is an anonymous forum so there isn't much I can do to sound enthusiastic or prove my story, just thought I could share.

Does the video sound like her moaning you are the only person who would know.

She wasn't tight? What do you mean what wasn't she afraid to say? What dirty things? Please share what you remember.

How long did you have sex? Did she ever talk to you after or just wanted a one night stand?

why do you have to lie man
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2658409/Emma-Watson-kisses-boyfriend-Matthew-Janney-streets-London.html

How was her butt? Why didnt you try more positions? Her place or yours? no foreplay?

Why do you have so low standards, user? The only thing she got going for her is that she's famous, is that really enough for you?

faggot alert. i have heard she is nice and chill

guy who fucked emma did she have a good sense of humor?

Did you make her cum?

Watching it again, the hands don't really look right. Don't know how to describe it, maybe cross reference some pictures of her hands. The fingers look different.

I wasn't clockwatching, but music was playing and it was several songs… probably 10 or so… I know it's a weird gauge of time but that's how I measure if someone's playing music.

Decent butt, wasn't much to grab but her ass cheeks cupped my sack nice when I was going in. Non-virgins might know what I'm talking about. As far as positions, I guess I just didn't think about it? Her place, which I think was actually one of her friends' places. Foreplay was making out, grabbing her tits, fingering. Didn't get any oral from her, unfortunately. She kept her skirt and top on, but I pulled her shirt up to show her tits while we did it.

Yes, and I blasted immediately when she did… I was holding back pretty hard.

did you fuck her hard when she came? was she talking dirty or moaning?

i thought you said missionary only it was more than that?

Is it her moaning in the video?

how hot was she cumming

How hairy was her asshole and pussy

Missionary was the only sex position, yes. Wasn't dirty talk, just "I'm cumming" and moaning. I went faster and came, she took longer finishing so I said I was cumming after she did even though I had probably finished a couple seconds sooner. Had to focus my chi to finish.

Pretty hot. She's kind of normal girl looking, so it wasn't the hottest ever. The ego trip of boning a celeb made me rock hard though.

Looked like she had shaved her pussy, though maybe a couple days prior. Had some stubble, didn't see the asshole too much, it was low lighting.

Though I'll add her asshole was pink, not dark. So bonus.

Is it her moaning in the video?
How do you know what her asshole color was if you did missionary in the dark

Stop posting on the chans, Emma. It won't make you any more relevant. You're butt ugly and fading into obscurity, stop fighting it.

Emma always has a bush your story is sketchy

m8

How did you pick her up? Explain this

Didn't say dark, said low lighting. There were blacklights, lamps, outside lighting through the windows.

Lie and you know it.

Talking at a pub, and I had no clue she had a boyfriend.

Emma, this is your agent, stop posting here before you cause more shit that makes my job way harder.

Emma talks about oiling her pubes and has been shown with a bush

Did she say she liked your cock? Was she cute?

How tall are you

Probably just a part of her new "feminist" image.

She came, though she didn't keep talking about it, so I suppose I was average to her. Yes, she was cute, look at her.

6'0"

theres pictures of her minutes after she turned 18 with a full bush you dumby it isnt recent

7 is above average and more is not needed for orgasm was she loose, did you flick her clit

does this sound like Emma ?

Did you even say anything dirty to her? You sound a little cliche

these pictures were in

July 2014 why do you lie

That is not the atitude someone who was balls deep in emma watson would have. Did you call her hermione

Was she a normal person

Jane Bond with Emma Watson could be interesting, if the movie is her running around in a bikini and she fucks the villain white guy after a fight scene.

What town? Have you seen her bathtub videos? Are they her

So basically rape? I could get behind a movie where a female spy goes through the equivalent of a bad ending hentai.

what did she say to you

flat is disgusting

she doesnt push them up bro. i see flatter actresses she has 32b, sure its not big but its nice sized for her petite frame

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That was a different famous slut who got leaked the same day, can't remember who though.

seyfried

What music did you listen to? Did she keep eye contact

Amerifats will drool at any pussy under 200 lbs, they're that rare.

Yes, and jennyfag too. Why do waifufags have to spam their trash everywhere? (and post the same exact pics too)

i want to pull each of the freckles out of her face with a pair of pliers.

t. munterfaggot

Cock. Black Cock.

Creampie, not facial.

>>>/waifu/

They are far above and more preferable than cuckposters or nigger dick posters.

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A guy who fucked Emma Watson on Holla Forums Holla Forums?

If you were on 4/tv/ I'd find it more believable. There are like 20 people here.

You may be underestimating how mant people have fucked emma watson.

Not that guy but the odds are still completely fucking low

Thats very mean

I don't think that's how freckles work

She is gonna fuck a lot of dudes.

more like already has

How fucking autistic do you need to even type what you just did, plus she has seemed to have like 7 or 8 years worth of long term relationships. which is normal if you are a normie, i was a normie and had 5 years of relationships but now i say fuck relationships

she shouldn't
she should preserve herself for marriage as it used to be before the sexual revolution
and so should you and your normie friends

Stop being gay, plus she actually didn't lose her virginity til she was 18 according to the guy who took it, her long term bf at the time.

You are just as radical as ISIS

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Stop with the meme her ass is nice

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Jokes on you I lost mine a long time ago

it's easier than you think: don't want to be virgin? get married

Let people do what they want and don't raise a slut, I am mid twenties and don't have any desire to get married soon

You will hang first.

Okay faggot try it and youll be dead before you know it

grow up

I don't even need to. You'll die a cuck for Bahar Mustafa, supporting her right to kill all white men.

I don't have the means to get married it is like having a relationship but wasting more money. In the future people will just clone themselves instead of having children thats what I will do, fuck yourself

It's strange to me that there are people who actually think she's attractive, or ever was. She's always been very plain.

then make more money you faggot

No one asked for a rare Emma to prove yet

Fucking used goods is actually more gay.

This is why society started crumbling.

Too many cockysuckers in this thread

t. virgin

I don't want to waste money

I was going to ask that I don't even think hes here anymore, I thought someone wanted him to prove it though and thats the only way

It's strange me how many people say this because of her popularity, I could literally say the same thing about everyone but her. deal with it

He's a walking duck-face throughout all of the movies. His movies fucking suck.

lol

t. cuck who likes sloppy seconds

again: grow up

t. NEETS

Muh christcuck

I'm not a christan though.

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You're fucking brainwashed if you think having a long term partner who you dont marry and have sex with and doing this again and again is promiscuous.

She's still used up anyway like every other actress.

Hur HUR HUR

t. No common sense

Nothing you say changes the fact that she's impure.

t. manchild

great argument there, cuckboy

Wait are you really that fucking retarded? Holy shit

I slept with in July of 2014, ask me anything.

r u emma watzen???

Are you really this disgusting? Guess it should be expected from a normalfag though.

yeah, this guy is a retarded lying cunt

move on, next case

you mean she looks normal, and not like a whore with caked-on makeup?