What do you guys think their sex life looks like? Are they kinky or are they just fucking for procreation...

Varg is very utilitarian and I think he would be totally into fucking his wife's ass as a form of paleolithic birth control.

In accordance with this picture we may take judgment, truthfulness, and energy to
be the qualities which are always found marking out Nordic man. It is by a certain
mastering of his own nature that he comes by his power of judgment and keeps it,
standing as a free man over against himself, and still more over against the influence
of others. He feels a strong urge towards truth and justice, and shows, therefore, a
practical attitude, an attitude of weighing, which often makes him look cool and
stiff. He is distinguished by a highly developed sense of reality, which, in
combination with an energy that may rise to boldness, urges him on to far-reaching
undertakings. Together with this he has a decided sense for competitive
achievement, and develops a characteristic passion for the real, while passion in the
usual meaning of the rousing of the senses or the heightening of the sexual life has
little meaning for him. His inclinations are always towards prudence, reserve,
steadfastness, calm judgment. Just as he himself quickly grasps the idea of duty, so
he is inclined to demand the fulfilment of duty from those around him, as he does
from himself; and in this he easily becomes hard, and even ruthless, although he is
never without a certain knightliness. In his intercourse with his fellows he is
reserved and individualistic, shows little insight, or at any rate inclination for
insight, into the nature of others, but rather a certain lack of knowledge of mankind.
This knowledge is much more something he has to win for himself than an inborn
endowment. The gift of narrative, with a sense for describing events and landscape
and a tendency to roguish humour, is common in the Nordic race. The disinclination
to show his feelings often springs in the Nordic man from a remarkable depth of
character, which cannot and will not express itself quickly and vividly in word and
bearing. This disinclination may become a deep reserve, and then it is generally all the more the sign of a steadfast character, thorough truthworthiness, and a lively
sense of honour. Fairness and trustworthiness are peculiarly Nordic virtues. His word once given after reflection he looks on as inviolable.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Probably really awesome

Hand holding, head pats, consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a legally married spouse for the purposse of reproduction.

What a bunch of meaningless bullshit. This is the kind of thing I say to get a girl into bed

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IS VARG HITTING THAT SHIT WHEN SHE PREGGERS?

Which she seems to be all the time tbh

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