How did Ivan Ooze have so many pop cultural references when he had been asleep for 5,000 years?

How did Ivan Ooze have so many pop cultural references when he had been asleep for 5,000 years?

Quick learner. The movie didn't show him taking the time to sit down and soak up Western culture to learn how best to throw in those zingers.

I can see that being plausible, if he gets a quick rundown of pop culture, then that's all he knows. So it would be fresh on the mind. It would feed into his nihilism.

Straight from the wiki:
So there you go.Gotta amp up the autism to retain the facts, user.

If I were 6000 years old without any yid brainwashing, I'd be turbo hitler not coming out of the gate with 70s vintage pop culture references. The fucking brady bunch reunion?

IVAN OOZE DID NOTHING WRONG

Except being jewish

Im watching the movie right now. What can I expect?

god damn I want to fuck the pink ranger

An asswhooping if you're ever caught giving that travesty money.

Why did you never tell me about her

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THE FOOT FETISH COMMUNITY

YES

God damn, why does this slut get her feet out so often? Its not that hard to just wear shoes