What is Holla Forums drinking tonight?

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American honey whiskey. I could do shots of this shit all day.

Tastes like shit, and since I'm a fat fuck it takes a lot to get me drunk.

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sambuca

Just finished a 24oz bud and listening to some Caravan Palace.

you have the worst taste, fam

I know it's piss beer, but whatever music you listen to, it's cool. I like to listen to it when I do some draws.

fuck I want some now :(

what's stopping you?

Don't feel like dropping money on buying one and alcohol is bad for you. Plus I've been starving myself, so my ability to hold a drink, or for that matter process any kind of extra stress on my system, is pretty low right now.

cheap-ish but good Bourbon and having some herb on the side.

Caffeine is the best drug; legal and cheap.
Good choice, user.

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haven't decided yet whther drink or not
but if i drink it will be cheapest beer

Cheap beer, probably some Steel Reserve. Things are great for drinking on a budget. They're big and potent so each one is like 3-4 normal beers, and they're only like $1-2 each. 2 for $3 where I'm at, and that's plenty for a decent buzz. Doubly so if I take phenibut beforehand which makes roughly doubles the effect.

You can get a bag of caffeine and a scale for like $25 that will last you like 10 years.

All normies drink alcohol you idiot.

Being fat doesn't actually increase your alcohol tolerance, surprisingly enough. Fat does nothing to process the booze. However, muscle mass does increase alcohol tolerance. So a fat person might have a little more muscle than the average skinny fuck just from moving their own lardass around, but the fat doesn't actually help at all.

Irish Trashcan and Double Tall Vodka Ginger Ales all day and all of the night.

aka your mom

i might get coca cola

dog shit

Pepsi still exist? I legit can't remember the last time I've seen it sold anywhere

too bad for you. pepsi is master race.

Ill probably have a couple margaritas at the end of work then I'll go to the bar and start drinking Jim bean black and dr.pepper

HG beers tastes like piss but the higher alc lvl makes up for it.

Jameson. And pepsi.

My mom tastes really good and gets me drunk as fuck, no regrets. There's also some redbull in there.

Alcohol dependence isn't quite as normie though.

That pic makes me think of e-rotic

You guys ever go to bed with a water bottle at hand and put it right next you since you go to sleep extremely thirsty and get dehydrated during the nights causing you to have nightmares/hallucinations? I don't go to bed without water because of that, water helps with the nightmares. I used to drink some beer before I went to sleep and always slept like a baby and now I'm plagues with an unquenchable thirst leading me to have sleepless nights. I need a job fast.

What you need tis to get your blood checked. You have high blood suger and need to correct it if you dont want to die of something nasty like organ failure

Dat beetus

Ah shit seriously? fuck, I'm gonna have to go then, I just thought it was withdrawal since this usually happens when I'm extremely hungover and go to bed without drinking anything.

drinking some whiskey and chasing it with some random wine I got. Its a interesting but good combo

Seeing how this is a thread for drunks, what did you faggots do for St. Patties? Casino and my favorite bar for me.

I did your mom's patties

i did your mother

Damn, my mom seems to be pretty popular. I'll have to let her know.