Dear Mods,
Please ban me for the longest increment of time that is in your power. This might seem like a strange request, but I am completely serious. Pic semi-related.
Thank you,
user
P.S: if you could do a global ban, not just one from this board, that would be even more appreciated.
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You are banned
MODS MODS MODS
Thank you for the sentiment, but it doesn't seem to have taken effect.
Maggot.
Thank you for your support!
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Do that too if you want, but please report me as well.
Mossad 4 step program to lower anti-Semitic forum populations
By
Harry Rosenblatt
1. Find an IP that uses Holla Forums.
2. Use Ip and get it banned in laziest way possible to save on the shekels cost.
3.????
4. Profit off the goyim!
These shithead mods won't ban blatant shitposters, sliders and shills and you think they will listen to you?
I will shitpost, slide, and shill until they do.
Yes goyim, I am an evil Judeo-Bolshevik who seeks the destruction of the White race and Europe!
I think that merits a ban.
MODS won't ban pedo porn. They're not Holla Forums they're some other group
Next we should ban weebshits
I'm not desperate enough to post that. But intersectional feminism is freeing white women so they can racemix and be tolerant!
please just do it and take me out of my misery
Most of you no-life NEETs need encouragement
rollan
Thank you for your support!
rollan.
And good luck user on your self improvement.
Godspeed, user.
Rolling
rolling again because 20 minute walk is not enough
jed fyool gand meld sdeel beemz XDDDDD
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The Israelis will help to save us from the terrorists, who do not represent all Muslims, for they are, indeed, a religion of peace. The Holocaust never happened, Hitler was on a dozen drugs and also a homosexual, and Jews running the world is just a conspiracy theory propagated by ignorant bigots. If this triggers you, you know what to do.
90 days is the longest possible and Board Owners can't do global.
lol nise mene :DDDDD u god any sorce 4 dese glaims tho xD
What are you sliding, Chaim?
My enlightened Ivy League professor, whose intelligence is even greater than the number of non human species with whom xir is joined in a beautiful, loving polyamorous marriage, told me so when we were at the Stop the Cis-Het Scum rally.
This is now a dubs thread.
Check mine.
withoud sis hed sgum u will nod have burger :D fugging die my frend :DDD
After Brexit, the market will crash and food prices will rise by 5000%. I need 10,000 calories daily to survive, because I am a big beautiful womyn. I will starve!
ATTENTION MODS, THIS IS A TRAP
HE IS TRYING TO PEOPLE INTO GLOBALLY BANNING THE VPN HE IS USING, SO THEN HE CAN DATAMINE BARE IPS
I'm not using a VPN.
I imagine that the mods would be able to confirm this very easily before they ban me.
but this is a trick, why would you want your IP to be banned so much? you could just not come to this place.
(((Bad things))) will come of this IP not being banned. I would rather have not mentioned it, but you don't seem willing to accept my request any other way.
This IP is used by some certain international elements.
you are full of shit, you just want mods to ban all VPNs then people will browse with their bare IP then you can store that ip data and grab all the shekels.
dond wory u gan be my new burger bb xDD
Also take apart your PC.
on the off chance that you're actually this stupid, or someone else reading the thread is this stupid, i'll take the bait and elaborate.
If someone bans your IP, you can just turn your router off and on again to get a new IP, you ridiculous potato.
Which means you'd just be making it obnoxious for other people with no effect on you.
If you do have a guaranteed static IP, then go ahead and tell us, so somebody can dox you and send you a million cardboard boxes, by all means.
die
If that is the case, then I'm being a real asshole and deserve a ban, no?
What is that even suppose to mean? also is this a designated shitposting thread?
This.
here is OP's master jewish plan
0. he whines about wanting to be banned, spams shit everywhere through a VPN
1. VPNs = banned
2. Anons use their bare IP to browse Holla Forums
3. OP makes shekels by logging those IPs and selling their data
4. Anons have no privacy and get v& like those people in germany because of facebook.
he made this thread on every fucking board
>>>Holla Forums6017359
>>>Holla Forums6017359
>>>Holla Forums6017359
>>>Holla Forums6017359
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What an asshole.
OP if your router has some sort of Parental Controls then you can block any device on your network from connecting to Holla Forums.
Just a suggestion.
If this son of a bitch is using a VPN then fuck him.
I posted before reading this. My bad.
No.
If they won't ban me, they won't ban you.
YOU'RE HERE FOREVER FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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nice
Rolling
TBH I would like this too.
The Holla Forums addiction is getting out of hand.
I have leechblock and I blocked 8ch but I just unblock it and disable leechblock every single day.
I spend HOURS here, I could have written a book so far.
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Just make yourselves tor exit nodes if you want bans so fucking badly.
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