I'm starting to think that Kek might not be a fucking joke.
And this always fucking happens in every single fucking meme magic thread.
Asher Rivera
It is, indeed.
Easton Wood
You doubted him in the first place, user?
Dominic Hughes
More shitposting → more dubs, nothing magical about it.
Sebastian Wood
It's always happening, Holla Forums
I wonder how the cucks will share their sympathies for this one… Perhaps to the tune of #prayforhamilton?
Or, maybe the public has grown up and is at least weary of the muzzies?
Lucas Lopez
#PrayForDubs?
Daniel Anderson
Yeah but in the first 31 fucking posts?
Come on.
Aiden Morris
You better start believing in meme magic. It's already being taught in schools.
Jaxson Taylor
oy vey
Nicholas Hill
Yeah no user this is Kek blessing us with dubs
Camden Rivera
that can't be real
Tyler Edwards
...
Jaxon Anderson
WEW
Jordan Baker
No. No, that can't be real.
William Cox
It's real alright.
Jeremiah Russell
It's from Zyklon Ben's book, newfags.
Jordan Campbell
NO ESCAPE
Levi Nelson
ISBN or GTFO
Thomas Adams
Also
Luke Anderson
DUBS CONFIRM ITS REAL
This is Ben Garrison's book though its been there for a while
Camden Lewis
...
Aaron Cooper
What the fuck is this shit?
Oliver Evans
Jesus fucking Christ user, spoiler that shit.
Mason Kelly
...
Blake Russell
Wasn't this Ben Garrison's book?
Dylan Kelly
...
Michael Baker
...
Jacob Morris
Who wishes to start Saint Bateman's First Church of Kek with me
Brayden Davis
Oh and check em
Justin Wilson
tasty
Jack Cox
I might be if you can get dubs
Sebastian Price
...
Jeremiah Bennett
Checked.
Caleb Young
...
Nolan Watson
...
Brody Richardson
How do we introduce Ben's book to the national school curriculums around the world?
Christian Nelson
KEK
Zachary Edwards
...
Jeremiah Richardson
This picture portrays this thread perfectly.
Ian Powell
1 off
Hudson Wilson
...
Wyatt Sullivan
...
Bentley Garcia
Somebody actually paid to print that.
Anthony Stewart
Get out of here with that fucking normalfag meme.
Carter Scott
Time to unveil the YHWH
Jayden Hernandez
Swing and a miss, old chap.
Dominic Cook
dubs imply niggers
Adam Foster
Any updates?
Xavier Perez
If dubs = mudslime attack
Adrian Mitchell
Disregard my autism, Holla Forums
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Elijah Ross
Let's see how Baphomet does in meme magic realm.
Kevin Hall
...
Adrian Ward
damn, guess it was niggers after all
John Williams
WE NEED MO MONEY FOR DEM PROGRAMZ
Christian Morgan
we must pray to kek for stronger digits
Robert James
PRAISE BE TO KEK
Daniel White
PRAISE HIM
Bentley Fisher
The magic is gone guys
Talk about the shooting and wait for it to come back.
John Jones
deleting myself
Bentley Sullivan
Fuck this shit board.
Sebastian Garcia
repeating digits are not gotten through works but through the divine grace of KEK
KEK blesses those who he finds KEKWORTHY!
Joseph Torres
Kek knows you're salty so he gives you dubs
Praise kek
Justin Smith
So is it going to be happenings every day now? Are we finally at that point?
Anthony Watson
It's just another day in Holla Forums
Joseph Roberts
Really, it's the only thing keeping the thread alive with the seldom amount of details coming out.
Jaxson Morgan
Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Justin Garcia
...
Carter Collins
So do we know ANYTHING?
The most pressing question is whether or not it was a kebab.
Ayden Ortiz
This is a slide thread. Nobody dead, and it couldn't have really happened anyway, as everybody knows in Ohio you can't take a gun into a bar, it's illegal.
sage
Josiah Gomez
Sometimes I do wonder if news media and narrative setters don't just grab a bunch of popular words and throw them in some kind of blender to make (fake) stories.
The only other excuse is that reality itself is bending and shifting.
Easton Gutierrez
Blacks shooting each other in night clubs happens all the time in the states. It won't even get picked up by the news outside of the immediate area's local news. I bet if you look at crimes like these would happen 4 nights a week at least on a national scale.
Parker Thompson
Just fucking stop, I'm getting scared
Jackson Hughes
SHOOTINGS EVERYDAY IT'S FAULT OF THE EBIN WHITE SUPREMACISTS MUH RELIDJUN OF PISS
Carson Mitchell
Kek wills it. Meme magic is real.
Jordan Edwards
Pls be a gay bar
Pls be muslim
Charles King
I recognize that! That's from Ben Garrison's book! You guys should all pick up a copy.
Landon Jones
someone make a cap of this thread.
Connor Anderson
We're breaking reality, lads.
Austin Kelly
I did a screencap of the whole thread but the file is too big even when I compressed it.
Come and chat with us about this! It's free, secure, and has voice chat!
Ryan Cooper
THERE IS NO WAY OUT
YOU'RE STUCK HERE WITH US FOREVER
Josiah Young
We are the divine warriors of the internet.
Adam Foster
fuck
Michael Hall
...
Connor Carter
Jesus, isn't this, like, the third happening today? This is too much.
Ayden Smith
Nice distraction, and named after the favorite musical of Wasserman
Jason Davis
APES! BE GONE!
Hunter Carter
You know Al Jolson (aka Yoelson) was a Jew, rrrrright?
TOPKEK
Evan Cook
It's Sah-Gay. The fucking moron who wrote this doesn't realize that there is no "Jay" sound in Japanese.
Grayson Robinson
Fucking checked
Owen Thompson
I bet newfags here pronounce it like the herb "sage" and not the verb 下げる。
Jose Evans
wtf is this thread
Nicholas Miller
Intentionally using it as "sayge" like the plant has literally been the joke since the start of 4chan, dumbass.
Elijah Collins
Dumbass.
Oliver Smith
Feel free to say whatever you want if it makes you feel better, but we both know that you weren't being ironic.
Thomas Morris
...
Lucas Peterson
...
Nathan Brooks
...
Aaron Garcia
Checked! Truly the apes must begone!
Jordan Myers
How anons? Did one of us post about killing and got doubles?
Ryan Morales
It was funny at first but now I'm scared…
John Scott
This thead is full of shitposting and absolutely nothing about what the fuck happened.
Elijah Gomez
Checking these sweet duba-dub-dubs.
Tyler Anderson
Praise be to Kek
Chase Howard
Holy fuck, Kek is fucking real!
Oliver Morales
Lets step back for a bit and realize we have created basically a cult from repeating digits and wacky coincidences while engaging each other in catchphrases that have been repeated time and time again. wew lads
Jason Davis
Yeah and it's fucking boring now
Jose Kelly
Hamilton is a shithole. Probably just standard drug related crime tbh.
Alexander Hughes
Did no one think to call?
Tyler Barnes
Nice try, Chaim. You kikes will finally be wiped out once and for all this time.
Benjamin Nelson
But our most dedicated and autistic posters are meming about this and not the DNC
Mission accomplished, amirite?
Jaxon Sullivan
Why must you turn away from the glory of Kek?
Mason Torres
...
Wyatt King
...
Isaiah Taylor
'''KEK HAS SMILED UPON YOU, BROTHER WHY FIGHT IT?!'''
Chase Bell
I look forward to the imminent revival of trollface and rage comics.
Carson Wood
K e K ! (?!)
Alexander Nguyen
Checked.
Doubles Bar
Nig Nogs and Kek Frogs, I'm here forever.
And sertiously, I wound't have wanted it to turn out any other way.
If you told me 20 years ago that I would be white natsoc internet nazi American Nationalist Egyptian Frog Cult member posting on a image board late night, I would have started sewing my wizard hat right then and there and adorned it with swastikas in the shape of tadpoles.
I watched PREDATOR today. One day, soon, a movie like that will be made again with no worries about political correctness and men will be men.