You're 15 minutes into Gaymergate & chill and she gives you this look

What do you do Holla Forums?

suck her dick

Screech at her like an autist for being in my house when I'm trying to expose the corrupt media.

Who is this girl? I see her all the time on here

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She is Our Goddess Nicole, and she is beautiful.

Does she have any nudes?

Pull her close to me and kiss her. Tell her I want to get hard for her first though, so I browse interracial porn for an hour to work up a 35% erection. Try sticking it in, still not hard enough. Pull out my 16 inches black dildo, sucking on it while staring into her beautiful eyes. 50% achieved. Finally get it straight enough to penetrate her. Once inside, I cannot feel any walls, erection fading, turn up volume of interracial porn, turn up rap music. Hear the voices of niggers, penis maintaining at 50%, but can't cum. Pull out. Ask her to leave room for a minute. She leaves. Finally, just me and my interracial porn. Cum buckets. Invite her back in, Snuggle, fall asleep completely in love with her.

tongue punch >her fart box

Why on God's green earth would you want to see nudes of THAT?

So he can see how big her cock is

…but she's a girl. An ugly, slightly androgynous girl to be sure, but still a girl.

Yeah we get, she is a girl and has a feminine penis.

Still want to see it though.

…but she doesn't have a penis

I'd whip it out and jack it on her face.

I'm sure she has a masculine pussy.

I don't think she would consent to that.

sniff her hair

Tell her that I as a gentleman would never try to force my affections upon her but if she could arrange a meeting between her father and myself , I could ask for her hand in mairriage and then it would be appropriate to hold hands with her.

Hey now, that's my fetish.

What's so special about her hair?

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Just look at it. It's thick and sumptuous . It's very feminine.

Thick hair isn't feminine. And how can hair be "sumptuous?"

I heard she has sebaceous cysts on her scrotum

my god those are fantastic

Head hair, thick or fine, straight or kinky, aren't, i wouldn't say, unfeminine; Short hair is, but not thicc hair with body and bounce, which is what all the shampoo commercials promote form their use.

Crotch hair is kind of gray area;shaved is definitely considered feminine, but natural isn't, i wouldn't think, manly so much as old-fashioned. Hairy armpits and legs, however, are definitely manly, as is hair pretty much any place not mentioned, which women seldom get.

would bang

Okay, so (s)he uses shampoo. How exactly does that make her not extremely manfaced?

is 2d a cup size

Punch her in the throat and kick her out of the apartment for wearing the 4chan logo in her hair.

sleep tight pupper. Gamer Gate 2.0
SOON

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It's what they're good for, anyway.

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I am unironically like this.

i'unno i was only discoursing over hair not face

she does have a pretty butch face but thats what god created doggy style for

You fuck women because of their hair?

I don't fuck anything, if i'm honest, but years of anime have trained me to find hairstyle and clothing far more attractive than any facial features, which anime grills don't have.

check for a penis
if no penis, fuck

Fucking yumm-o!

beat the fuck out of her because she triggered my kill mode by mad dogging me so fuckin hard