'Old Toby… the dopest dope I've ever smoked'

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Nigga get your shit ass poprock outta here

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meant legolas

What did Gandalf mean by this?

Ganalf was suffering from alzheimer's disease at the time

He entrusted him with the ring because it was his destiny, you dumb nigger.

Because he was evil from the start. He killed Deagol to get the Ring; Bilbo, on the other hand, spared Gollum when he had the chance to kill him. It's an important point, it's mentioned verbatim at least twice in the books.

gollum was like half-hobbit or a distant relations type thing

Imagine going down out with the boys from Bree to a night in the shire, slaying that hobbit pussy and creating a bunch of disgusting halfbreeds

Serves those weed smoking fucks right.

You're the cuck, buddy.

Would be the best tbh

Hobbits are a friendly people and love cooking and gardening and those types of things. A hobbit woman would make the best wife.

hobbits are hwite

You just say that because you have a micropenis.

no

trips confirm
hobbit waifus are very loyal

Seems like bullshit, but I'll believe you.

Racemixing canonically happens though.

No, Aragorn has elf blood

Elven women in Tolkien's stories, just like in the The King of Elfland's Daughter, are huge sluts that fall in love with the first foreigner they see. If they didn't have the "can't marry anyone closer than second cousins" rule, they would probaly jump on the dicks of their brothers.

I thought it was because when the ring corrupts a hobbit they won't cause much damage due to them being so small and insignificant. While if Gandalf was corrupted it would create untold amounts of horror.

Mixing with an elf is mixing up

Elves are explicitly physically the same as humans. They are only spiritually different.

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Their spiritual differences cover their immortality too.

The fuck are you talking about? If you cannot die you're physically different.

Read the bible, you darn heretic.

They're another species and immortal to boot.

Thing is, that's actually part of Tolkien's canon because apparently in later Ages the Hobbits grew in height and ended up merging with the race of Men.

First page of the prologue states the opposite; that Hobbits shrunk but are still about.

Morals aren't based in race, Holla Forums

except they are, and tolkien knew it
There are no good orcs/blacks

Tolkien wanted to change the "all orcs are evil" thing, but he got sidetracked by dying.

bullshit, cite your source
changing that would require him to change literally everything about history of melkor and the corruption of the eldar.

It's in one of his letters, where he discusses theology and wether orcs are soulless or not.

Illiterate movie niggger detected

nah

Tolkien was a meatcuck, fuck his shit.