ITT: haikus

ITT: haikus
glorious oc
Anything is great


Post images, write haikus (5-7-5 syllable structure), and other poetic faggotry in this thread.

OP is a fag
can't say I'm surprised
you must now fuck off

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Your cocks I will suck
Even pussies I will lick
A sniffed butthole

Holla Forums can go fuck off
the time of kek has arrived
nazis suck my dick

The wall will fall down
The whites will be bred till death
One people, one world

Shadilay my brother. Soon the true followers of Kek will assume their rightful place as the rulers of Holla Forums

Where are the lulz, user?
I see keks, but no more lulz
Bring back epic lulz

Praise be to truth, kek!
The memes shall rise, nazis fall!
Death will come for all!

op here. Post an image, i will gaze at it, and then produce a haiku.

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lmao kek can see through you /leftycuçk/

you can't haiku in english. it's a thing specific to japanese. the fact that it's taught in schools is one of the symptoms of the "failure" of the modern education system

pro tip: the prussian education model is doing exactly as it's supposed to. it wasn't designed to allow for better education, so any attempts to "renovate" or "improve" it are futile. it needs to be wiped and a new system created. a more open model based around certification would create a better society, but there are far more options

pro pro tip: **that's not what is wanted. the current model allows for easy manipulation of generations of children, which is far more valuable than better people""

Suck my ass fuckers
This is pretty goddamn fun
Eat my hairy ass

OP is a fag
go suck dick nigger faggot
stupid fag OP

syllables were exchanged for moras. ofcourse it is not a jap haiku. you can do haiku-like poetry in english.

faggot can't haiku
only sages and complains
so gtfo

Dubs of holy kek
Mine eyes dare not deceive me!
Praise be to the lulz

This cunt is a weeb
Fuck him in his big fat ass
Die you race traitor

praise kek hail eris
Holla Forums is a really shit board
Holla Forums is also shit

op is a faggot
op is a fag
op is a huge faggot
kek

she arrives again
doubles are her chariot
blazing before dawn

meaningless poems
this autism is waste of time
too long did not read

liking traps is not gay
the penis only makes
it better. fight me

oh fuck the first line has 6. maybe i am gay

You are a homo
Haha you said it your self
I laugh at you fag

fuck them nasty hoes
dirty stanky ass bitches
god, they smell like shit

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I hereby name thee
A Holla Forumsaiki, in Kek's holy name
Let the OC flow

Holla Forumsaiku, fuck my ass
An idiot's mistake made
I will swallow your cock

smug anime girls
cute tsundere schoolgirls
3D girls are shit

I have had real sex
I laugh at you puny virgin
Your waifu is shit

Checking those dubs.
Imkikephy-0 Kekites-1

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