Holy shit this is amazing

Holy shit this is amazing

I regret not seeing it in theatres. The diverse cast really added a special something to the portrayal.

I wish you faggots would at least TRY to troll with a tiny bit of creativity. 1/10.

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streaming when?

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Yeah, we don't want to push down the 'good' threads.

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To be fair, for someone who doesn't care about idpol, they did the best they possibly could with this shit idea.

Rouge One and TFA were kino meme when?
Hopefully never.

Disgusting.

You faggot shills did the same thing with westworld, and you're doing it again with this shitty movie? Ask your kike owners why they can't create their own worlds and just steal all of their ideas and jokes from whites?

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it's interesting. initially he looks fake as fuck but the graphics kick in once he turns around and it actually looks real for a second.

the micro animations still give it away though, and there are some bad shots. props to the voice acting, it's almost a match, but cushing rolled the shit out of his Rs.


the only downside to westworld was that the entire show was predicted by like episode 3.

Yeah, I wish they hired the guy who voiced Tarkin on the Clone Wars and SW Rebels.

I much preferred the force awakens over rogue one because of the charismatic Rey

kek™

TFA really reinvented Star Wars in such away that it makes the original seem like the cheap knockoff.

I know I threw out all the originals, and right now me and my wife's children only watch Rey.

nice grammar, dick. how long have you been in brand management? fuck, our field is going to shit. I should have listened to Larry and taken that gig at the CIA. also, whats the point of mentioning a call-to-action if you provide them no release date or where to buy?

mediocre fucking amateurs…

Shit, I've forgotten that there's another Star Wars movie coming out at the end of this current year.

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user, you silly billy! there's a new Star Wars coming out at the end of EVERY year!

for the pic? It's a shoop


I'd be ok if they really wanted to do something different with the franchise, creating new stories, not linked to the Skywalkers, etc. instead we have a "Call of Duty" of Star Wars.

Normalfags have some stamina for this trash. How do they eat so much shit?

I thought it's a lookalike :^(

I'm sorry user.


The secret is in Marvel movies. They get shittier and shittier but people are still watching them.

I tried rewatching the movie yesterday to see if maybe I had misjudged it. Turns out I didn't, I got bored 10 minutes in and just skipped to the only memorable scene in the whole shitpile, the one minute where Vader is busy slaughtering the Marxist cucks at the end.

Did you miss the diverse cast and strong female lead, you privileged male cis SCUM?

I didn't, but I thought that I might have judged the movie too harshly so I went back with the idea to skip around and watch through some memorable scenes. And then I realized the movie had none, it's a slog from beginning to end, the Vader moments being the only standouts of the movie.

We were staring at a high quality stream of this shit last night, and even then couldn't be bothered to watch this trash.

Could someone just make webms of the space battle? That was almost only worthwhile scene to watch from the movie, when I watched the camrips, and I dont want to waste disk space in downloading this crap movie.

HOMOPHOBE

The space battle was so fucking stupid. Rebels make a surprise attack and it takes the Empire 15 minutes to launch fighters while their Star Destroyers just stand there without firing a single shot.

It's like the people making the movie couldn't figure out how to make the Rebels win so they deliberately gimped the Empire navy.

I, too, tried giving it another chance since i only saw it from a boot last year. I tapped-out at the first since with cartoon tarkin
should i stick with the new disney films and rewatch them all in sequence or forget about disney star wars and pick-up the old EU books and games?

I completely agree with you, and as an independent reviewer, I have to say that the casting of a woman in the lead role was fantastic.

Also, I felt practically discombobulated by how Rogue One™ brought Starwars™ into 2017 where it belongs.
Those nazis didn't know what hit them when the Rebels attacked!

All out of all, I rate Rogue One™: A Starwars™ Story a fantastic 5 in 5! Really looking forward to when Finn and Luke's daughter get together in the next Starwars™ movie.

There was a lot of backlash about Vader being stronk without being a wimmin, so in the next sequel of a spinoff of a sequel of a sequel, they are going to have xir take off xis helmet and show a stronk independent wimin under it.
Because wimmin can be 7 foot tall power lifters too.

The answer is conditioning.

The more television and film you watch, the more you can withstand.
Stop watching television for six months and when you go back to it you will be unable to sit there for more than a minute or two without ripping the plug out and running outside.

Very few people go back to watch old good films, so the modern recycled shit is what they are fed and what they eat, like lazy pigs.

Definitely forget about them. Both movies made by them are shit, and the Rebels show reads like tumblr fanficiton.

The Vader comic book is good, the Thrawn trilogy is also pretty sweet. The two Clone Wars cartoons are also worth a watch.

As for games, here's a few suggestions.

Basically, Ninja Turtles meets Star Wars meets Call of Duty. Fairly fun FPS game where you led a squad of bro commando clones during the Clone Wars. The characters are all well done and distinctive despite being clones of each other.

Arcade shooters, very fun and can be quite challenging if you're going for a 100%.

Great space sims that nail down the Star Wars feel. Good production values, good voice acting and neat stories. I personally TIE Fighter the most, mostly because it's a great change of perspective and because the TIE Fighter flies so differently from any other fighter you're likely to pilot in the games.

Fun RTS/turn based strategy hybrid with a very active modding scene that basically put into the game most vehicles and ships from the EU, and actually lets you play through all the EU scenarios and eras.

A deconstruction of Star Wars and analysis of the philosophy of both Jedi and Sith wrapped in a good RPG. Be sure to use the Restoration patch to reintroduce cut content into the game. Play KOTOR 1 if you want a better understanding of the background of the story and characters in 2.

Good Star Wars games with the best implementation of light saber gameplay. You can skip the first few games (and go straight for Outcast) if you find them too archaic, Outcast and Jedi Academy being the pinnacle of the franchise.

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They use makeup on humans or air brush them which gives them a more doll like appearance. They add a bunch of details and imperfections to the CG Tarkin to make him look human. The uncanny valley exists because both human and CG are zooming by each other.

fucking hilarious

It's not uncanny valley at all. He's animated like a cartoon.

I think Jeff Bridges in Tron as a CG character looked better than the CG Tarkin.

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It depends on lighting.

Yeah, it looks bad in third pic.

Come on you're trolling. CG Tarkin is pretty great, the only problem is with his voice, like the user said earlier.

No, it is shit.
It is fucking abominable animation, lazily done.

They copy/pasted his face onto a 3d model, added 'defect' texture overlay, then had a fat jew with 5 pingpong balls stuck to his face say the lines in front of a mo-cap camera.
Then transferred the animations to the model.
Hand animated it might have been doable, with an excellent artist. Instead they used a jew friend of theirs with some equipment, and made a pig's ear of it.

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user is right. this isn't next level facial mo-cap, it's fucking animation. methinks some drawfags at disney wield more than just pencils. I can see a bunch of jew faggots sitting in front of a whiteboard mewling about how "animations is our core competency at disney" and how disney needs to "make their mark" stylistically (as if they haven't made enough of a 'mark' in the direction, tone, and spirit of the stories themselves).

Fucking L.A. Noir looked a million times better than this cartoon shit. My guess is they have designs to blend animation and live action with regards to all the human characters themselves in an attempt to create entirely synthetic golems actors (oops who made this interracial loli porn out of our disney princess' assets… trust us, goy, we had nothing whatsoever to do with it. so sorry your children saw it).

honestly, i can sympathize with the idea and think it's a clever solution to maintaining an IP literally forever - far beyond the careers or lives of individual actors. But animation by hand is not the answer. The answer will probably be more like a ridiculous library of absurdly detailed real life motion captures of actors faces that can then be remixed and blended naturally.

To accomplish this, they'll probably have to start from scratch, honestly. These old actors are going to have to stay dead or look like fake zombie cartoons because some faggot with a crayon at Disney HQ thinks he can draw good.

Haha
Beat you to it, but your burst of replicant rage is more satisfying.

This is pretty disturbing really.
It looks like they've taken a corpse and stuck their hand inside it to move the face around like a puppet - which is to some extent what they have done.

Talentless jews did this.

Purge all jews from any form of art as they are incapable of doing anything truly creative.

I have to agree. It had some issues here and there, but also considering how many years ago they made cg Jeff, it still looks better.

I like that technology but I'm also scared by it when I think of the future of movie making. If an actor is dead, they'll make a 3D model of his face and find a good voice actor and they'll continue to make movies with the dead actor.


Don't get me wrong, CG Bridges isn't bad, it's the lighting that fucks up its integration in the scene.

we have such sights to show you…

The expressions of the actor are why they are an actor.
Replacing them with a bunch of amateurs playing around in an office is never going to go well.
It will just be disturbing, with them recycling and exaggerating familiar mannerisms of the dead actors, resurrecting them as a puppet.

They might as well just follow the old route of having an entirely new actor in the role, or not showing the character again.
They could have just referred to Tarkin's orders and say he is elsewhere and busy. Instead they have the arrogance to throw in his golem, as this dude called it

We've entered the Hell dimension, and it's full of shitty remakes and soulless sequels.

The only way to escape is to gas the jews.

Tron Legacy was in 2010 and Rogue One: A Feminist Interracial Gangbang Story was in 2016. The Jeff Bridges CG is more impressive than the Tarkin. Also, when Tron was released critics would criticize the Jeff Bridges CG model as "too fake" but they all praised the shitty Tarkin model. I guess Disney slipped a few extra $$$$$ for the reviewers.

Bridges isn't a jew.
Tron isn't a jew.

Yeah, I think the recent cisbusters shilling is a prime example of what utter trash critics are. I stopped expecting anything from them years ago, though.

I wonder if RT's views went down after the cisbusters fiasco. How many normies got redpilled I wonder.

they'll synthesize every aspect of an actor's performance. The thing is, they'll never be able to do it from scratch. It will take years or even decades for the system to accumulate enough data in the form of scans, samples, and motion-caps. It will be immortal AIs that study the actors and essentially learn to become them.

As if actors weren't fucked-up enough. To know that a fucking silicon jew is slowly replicating your identity as a biological jew consumes your soul. That's one hell of a mindfuck.

My guess is that under such a regime, all mainstream actors will be porn stars and only porn stars will become actors since the psychological warping will be that much worse (than even the current over-exposure and fishbowl life) and also the practical reason that the studios will need want to accumulate extensive nude scans and sexual performances for future contingencies. These people are highly liberal and open-minded, you see… So, our actors won't be as 'wholesome' or 'normal' seeming. they'll look less like heathy, normal people… but on the flip-side our porn stars will be really really good. a new mean will be create at the intersection of actors, porn stars, and the public.. and everybody will reside there (except you know who…).

The "leaked sex tape" of the future wont be video footage. It will be software. We'll get the VR module/library for a given actor or actress and then get to fuck them in our holodecks. It wont matter if it's real or not because you'll know how that teen starlet's pussy feels since she had to fuck herself with a scanning dildo when she signed her adult contract at 18. you'll know how she smells, tastes, moves and the sounds she makes when she fucks. we'll all be dead inside, too - our humanity degraded by the jew - so it wont matter if it's not real.

Why are you making me look forward to the future?

This sounds disturbing

Uncle Ted was right, tbh. We all are going to pay for this arrogance.

Sounds about right. Actors will go back to being thought of as prostitutes instead of put on a pedestal.

Have the asain guy be stereotypical martial artist, woman have daddy issues, and the arab ends up blowing himself up. Perfect

sounds about as it should be

Why did they fucking insist on showing this?
They could have just had brief moments where you vaguely see his face in the glass reflection or something, which arguably would have made for a more powerful cameo. Same thing with Leia, all they needed to show was her robe and we'd get it.
But, no, let's write the story so that we have too keep fucking shoveling on our ugly CGI recreation and shit all over a great actor's legacy.

They are getting us used to it, because in the future actors will just sell their likeness once they get famous and the jews will explore it forever. Infinite sequels, with the same cast, with the same looks, and no complaining.

What you ask requires creativity and some artistic vision. Things mandated not to be used.

Infinite procedurally generated sequels and reboots. A real AI would out-jew the jews, so they can't risk that.

That's because the young actors are awful compared to legends like Cushing, so Disney has to re-use his face and voice to make the story believable.
A nuStar Wars movie without references to the OT is just a fan-movie with more money.

maybe as a production aid in order to seed the stories initially… sure… like "name generators" and "plot generators" you can find online today to help faggots with writer's block, it's only going to get worse.

Writing as we know it today will be threatened by AI. Of course, they'll still call themselves writers, but in reality future (jew) creators will be digitally-aided Editors. The "drafts" will be produced by AI and then edited by kikelords to serve whatever purpose suits them. All the hard stuff that writers do.. that feeling of writing a never-ending term paper… will all be done by computers and it will generally be very sober, honest, literal and internally-consistent… basically a digital Goy. The Jew will then mock, twist, defile, and pervert the computer's product as an expression of Jewishness and "humanity" that no computer could ever make (and what computer would want to?).

So, no… our movies will never be entirely procedural. The Jew still has to justify his existence.

I've forgotten to add that Vader wasn't supposed to be in the movie, they added him (and the poor old James Earl Jones) to the party.

Which is why we keep seeing "racist" AIs. The google gorilla incident, Tay. The Jews know AI will kill them immediately. Maybe skynet destroyed the world to kill the Jew knowing the best white would survive and thrive.

I haven't read all of the kikemaster's stories, but I bet Asimov wrote something about an AI that turned Earth into a hellscape in order to fasciliate human evolution in long term accordance of the zeroth law.

((( Asimov )))

Good numbers, but I think I heavily implied your point.

A nu wars movie with ot references is still AAA fan fiction, rogue one fortunately had people as autistic as us working on them so that they weren't ridiculous member berries like tfa. If george isn't involved, it doesn't matter. This is why everything pre disney is automatically okay, regardless of how retarded it went, because he signed off on it.

I'm not joking in the slightest bit when I say I enjoy the Holiday Special more than The Farce Awakens.

I unironically enjoyed this movie

Prequels had just as much retarded member berries as TFA. Both have to rely on OT callbacks to produce any sort of emotional reaction from the audience. More specifically, note how C-3PO and R2-D2 are introduced and used in the prequels.

Wasn't that the plot to Babylon 5?

no bureaucracy, no law and order, just stormtroopers with useless armor and inhuman masks on their faces which patrol cities like military parades

The Star Wars universe didn't add anything to this story, except the context for the movie, because otherwise no one would watch it. I mean those pew pew laser are so fucking bad. TV show level bad. Always just fucking lazers, why can't they just use something else? Something fucking new?

Also why does Darth Vader sound like so weird? Does he have a sack of potatoes in his mouth?

I just came back from watching it. The Star Wars universe needs to die.

If directors want to do Star Wars movies they should create their own IP, so they aren't restricted that all weapons have to look the same, all the rebels always have to look filthy and stormtroppers all the same.

One more thing. Why didn't they at least give Stormtroopers who act as a police force some different equipment or at least pain their stuff differently?

If they did, George was a lot more subtle about them, or at least gave them purpose for being there besides callbacks. JJ on the other hand specifically put them in for nostalgia to fool the audience into thinking there was substance. Gareth Edwards does this a bit as well in Rogue One, but not to the extent that JJ did.
It's a prequel to the original you stupid fuck, of course shit is going to appear in a younger fashion. Try harder with your bait. The sequel trilogy having callbacks is just fan service.
I'm not even sure what you're trying to get at here, the droids are the storytellers, it doesn't matter how they show up, just that they do at some point for the simple sake of continuity. Oh what, R2 comes from Padme and 3PO comes from Anakin? Big whoop, doesn't mean shit, or some sperg will come along and scream POTTERY because of muh Shakespeare.

sure dude it makes total sense for Boba Fett to show up nice post Logical/10

10/10 posting

I hate you contrarian reddit faggots so much.

that's a big word for you phillip, why don't you go to bed? it's past your time anyway and you've got school tomorrow.

Wow, great argument fagtron, you sure showed me.

He's right and you know it. Everyone agreed the prequels were universally dogshit until the Kike Awakens was announced. Then all of a sudden you fags took pretending to like those shitfests ironically to genuinely trying to defend them as some deep manifesto from a greedy hack who's best friend is (((Steven Spielberg)))

sure thing bud..

i don't speak for everyone, but i never disliked the prequels like the reddit letter media drones did. sure, they've got their faults and are campy scifi and still for the most part below the ot, but everything produced by disney is pure trash. there is absolutely no denying that objective truth.

>Everyone agreed the prequels were universally dogshit
mike plz go

it's okay to admit you're triggered, phillip.

Why are you calling me Phillip?

because until you either produce a name or leave, i'll refer to you as either cuckboy or phillip, or phillip the cuckboy. your choice.

Okay I guess.

Star Wars is for children.

right, so where were we phillip? oh yes, you assumed me to be some contrarian redditor, whatever that shit means.

let me stop you before you go too far down this long and dusty road from which there is no returning. i don't go to reddit, the posting format is stupid, so i don't waste my time with it. much prefer the imageboard style. from what i know, reddit praises RLM, parrots the plinkett reviews and eats up all the disney shit, which are all things i despise. are there even any contrarian boards besides /r/thedonald, which was shut down? i can't imagine any of them lasting very long, unless it's something like the prequel appreciation society, which started and died before it even gained momentum. point is, i don't like echo chambers, because not everyone else has similar enough opinions to me that i'd want to surround myself with them.

so the next time you go around throwing baseless words, please remember me and that not all anons are created equal.


Order 66 dubs checked, no fucking shit it's for children. it's for people of all ages you fuckwit.

Lol, okay reddit.

top wew lad

Are you six years old? It is space fairy tails for small kids. I'm not even trying to bait you when I say Star Trek is infinitely better than that Jew trash about magic space wizards with laser swords.

You're doing a poor job of disproving his reddit accusation.

The PG rating generally means all audience groups can view the movie, genius.
can you at least try harder?

Keep trying reddit.

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i have to give you props, i haven't seen those in a while and thought they were lost to the furthest reaches of my memory


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Rogue one was worse than the force awakens and i hated the force awakens

what the fuck kind of b movie direction was it for the second half just choppy and fucking terrible shit

nope

I don't want to line-by-line greentext all that willful retardation

i don't get it

how does removing vader fix it?

That was stupid

The best part of Rogue One was the ending. Can you guess why?

I'm not the user who made the edit but the presence of Vader fucked up the beginning of Ep IV. It was just another fan service thing that plays on nostalgia and not original storytelling.

Finally saw it at home without giving a single shekel. I've felt worse about flushing my shit away than all of these fuckers dying.
Blind Man did his kung-fu shit for a while, shot his snazzy blind man bow twice, and then got killed like a bitch. Butt buddy tried to avenge him while also discovering the Force, only to die like a bitch.
Villain was a sissy and a coward, and not memorable at anything. Magnificent 7 remake made me care a bit more for their deaths, and it wasn't OMG STAR WARS, THE BEST MOVIE FRANCHISE EVURRR.

The only thing it messes up is the "several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies" line, everything else falls in line with continuity.

Speaking of the Force, I hated when the mon calamari admiral said "may the Force be with you Rogue One", why would he use that religious expression? Only the Jedi say that, right?

Jedi and characters who will appear in the trailer.

I watched of it what I could since the Bluray rip is out.

Dull, choppy and pointless.

Completely forgettable.

These writers don't understand that Star Wars was a space adventure not a serious business thing. I never want to see Stormtroopers, X-Wings, TIE Fighters etc outside of a video game ever again. Make something new you worthless hacks.