Lewd Question

cu ck fuck that gay filter shit

I wish I could fuck a 2DQT loli

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Stop taking so much drugs you retarded fuck. No one wants to witness your meltdowns.

I don't take drugs

Ok.

kek wtf is this fam? Forgive me I've only used the site for a couple weeks now

Like reverse urethral insertion. Pure bliss.

Why didn't he go deeper? He may as well get a sex change fuckin pussy

It's a long piece of asparagus.

it feels so right.

but then its followed with instant regret. even though my girl is on BC

The Gay Community is a nickname for the cool kids here.
You should try and fit in with them.

Ive came multiple times in a girl and everytime was great. She had some issue with her ovaries so no chamce of a kid.
I was seeing another girl at the time though and i may have a child with her, but i left the state not too long after and she has yet to comtact me. Although i have it from good sources she had a kid 6 months after i left.

Really? I can finally join the kool kids klub?

Yeah, you just need to post a pic of your dick with asparagus jammed in it

bags of sand

cum inside a pussy? What are you, gay?

Kind of a like squirting through a pinch on the end of your dick.

What does it feel like to cum inside a boipussy?

great, it feels like everything is coming together in one moment of time, like the universe was created just for that moment. but cumming inside of an asshole is even better.

I think the main difference is that most of the feeling is on the down-stroke. By contrast, when you jerk it, you're squeezing your dick as you pull away from yourself (the up-stroke) and so that's where most of the feeling is. You can't really replicate the down-stroke feeling while jerking it. I've tried different techniques, and even things like a fleshlight and it's not possible to exactly replicate it.

That said, it's not necessarily "better" - after all, guys with 10/10 girlfriends still jerk off. One is not better than the other, but they are different. Ideally, you'd have both, right?

Aside from the immediate feeling, cumming in a girl gives you a nice longterm sense of accomplishment. Maybe that's not the right word, but it's like, whenever you see her some part of your brain is going, "I was in there." It's some primitive hindbrain thing - like you marked your territory. It's probably related to this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegony_(pregnancy)

My guess is, you instinctively know that telegony is real, even if nobody ever explained DNA to you, and therefore you instinctively feel good about dropping a load in her.

Fucking a girl while wearing a condom gives you something similar, but not quite the same thing. They used to call fucking "carnal knowledge." It's like, even if it was a random hookup, you know something intimate about this girl, and there's an instinctive animalistic pride that you feel. But if you actually came in her, it's more pronounced.

Women experience this instinct too, and if you ever manage to get a girlfriend, you can use this knowledge that I'm handing out here. I mean, don't over do it or you'll seem desperate, but like, if your girl has a presentation for a class or something, just straight up tell her that you want her to be standing in front of the class with your cum in her. Guaranteed that will turn her on.

Incidentally, all of this (telegony, and the way you look at a girl even years after fucking her, and the way she looks at you) is why, I'm sorry to say, promiscuity just ruins women. She has an instinct to give herself 100% to a man, but she can't, because the shadow of previous men hangs over her. It's not that you have a problem with her past sluttiness - that's irrelevant. It's that being fucked has altered her brain.

But anyway yeah, cuming in a girl feels pretty okay.

I had sex. Creampied and everything. Was underwhelmed. Honestly, I preferred 2D. No joke. My imagination and hand were better than a real woman.

you had sex with a fat ugly modern strong independent woman.

It's like an upvote, you want people to reply to all of your posts with a gay community image.

Surprisingly, no. Cute little red-head with B-cups and curves. Don't know why it didn't do it for me. Couldn't have asked for a better partner.

That means you're a latent homosexual

Probably.

MFW

I have 4 kids, at least and working on more. It is amazing. Also, to normie it up for a moment, after having my first kid, coming inside a woman felt even better because I knew the love and joy I would get from the children that were a result.

Plus, some women cum as you cum, like my current woman, the feeling makes her go nuts and cum and makes me cum even harder.

lol gay

pol is a safe space

Yeah don't listen to the internet psychologist here, he doesn't know shit. You want a woman to stick around? Look at how women generally live their lives: they often stay close to their families, value safe and secure jobs over high pay and advancement opportunities, and would rather show men a pretty face and be approached than go on the offensive and go get a man. Women want safety, to be provided for, and to be controlled (to a degree). AKA you get and keep women by being a fucking man. Sex has little to do with it (for them), and anyone who says otherwise is a retarded faggot.

How many dicks have you hopped on, Stacy?
Still remember the first? I bet you do. I bet you remember the biggest.
Will your husband match up, or will you be thinking of Chad while hubby finishes too early inside your hallway of a cunt?
After about eight years and two kids, you'll divorce him cause he isn't satisfying you.
Take his money, take the house, take the kids, run around looking for a new guy to satisfy your need to be fucked like a whore.
Keep running around looking for someone who is man enough for you, you'll surely love yourself after seventy or so tries.

Lol. Not messing with that shit.

assuming you're a healthy male and have no mental problems it will feel amazing, physically there's nothing like it, your entire body will be twitching…

used to enjoy it with my ex. was great when we got to finish together. a good build up, nice wet and slippery sensation combined with the warmth of her insides.
then when you actually cum, you you're pumping into her while you hold her close and she digs her nails lightly into your back.

if she cums too, you'll feel her twitch around your cock slightly as she tries milking the last of your cum into her.

it's not like, godlike or anything, but it is a really plesant feeling.

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feels good but it feels better if your partner pulls it out and aims where she likes while stroking it

Dunno m8, always managed to pull out in time.

nigger

since you're both in love don't you think your wife fakes it because she probably feels bad about you?

Dunno, let me come in you and find out.

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existential nihilism please

I don't like it. Too intimate. Jacking off is just jacking off, but fucking a girl is serious business. I don't even like women outside of fucking them, so after sex I feel a sense of dread about being captured and devoured by the Female Other.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse

I want to come in YOU, a pussy. How is that gay?

No girls on the internet, fag

No rules, either. So fuck your meme!
Also, you have a lot of pictures of that dude. Are you sure you don't have a cunt?

Stop trying to pretend you're not a homo

The guy who wants to cum in you? Who's pretending? I'm as queer as it gets. I won't even try to explain it to your feeble mind.

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I ain't a-goin nowhar! And, again, I'm not the one with a folder full of douche bag pics. Stop projecting, faggot!

It's time to die homo

What age can girls get pregnant when you cum inside them?

when they start bleeding

K good to know thx

What, you gonna kill yourself? You don't need to keep posting your wrestling porn, Just do pic related.

forgot pic

Why would I kill myself

If you can't infer from the context, there's no way I can explain it. Lay off the rasslin' and read a book or something.

Why do Japs even bother to censor the clit?

Why would I kill myself

Disregard my previous comments. Apparently reading is not your strong suit. Go back to your homo erotic soap opera.

Maybe if you're a homo. Like yourself

Hate to burst your bubble, but you know wrestling is staged, right? Ergo, it's just overgrown men grappling with each other. If that isn't the textbook definition of homo-erotic, then I just don't understand language.

Unless you're aroused by men. there's nothing homoerotic about it

The wrestlers who I went to high school with for the most part had girlfriends

Except, you are. Why else would you be so fixated on faggotry? Just admit to the truth, if only to yourself. You'll be much happier in the long run.

Wow, just wow. You win the award for Missing the Point.

oh, you're trying to convert straight people to gayism again
Fuck off.

Some of them even had sex with their girlfriends

What, by calling you a faggot? There you go projecting again. Perhaps you do need to work on your reading comprehension. I suggest starting with Dr Suess. It may be challenging for you, but don't be discouraged.

Is that rhetorical?

This line of questioning is gayist gaslighting "you secretly know that you're a faggot, just like me"
It's not me who is projecting

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What i really want to say is that i just want a big hard cock to suck on

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Well, that's some rock solid logic you got there. I couldn't possibly have another agenda. Like fucking with you for shits and grins. Lurk moar, ya galderned idjit! Pic related is how many fucks i give whether you're actually gay or not.

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Different, depending on how it goes. There is a lot more going on, sights, smells, etc, so it is harder to concentrate on the orgasm itself compared to masturbation. So in that way, it is almost "worse" in that you can't concentrate specifically only on your cock and the feeling of cumming, but that's of course balanced out by the rest of the experience. I find it less "draining" if you will.
Now, the feeling of a girl cumming on your cock while you yourself cum at the same time…damn, that's some shit right there son.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse
fuck man i didnt realise it was a common thing