Fnord

that stuff is a meme

Speaking as a Discordian, don't convert to Discordianism. This leads to fluffbunny "haha no rules right on!" bullshit and is a violation of the Fifth Commandment anyway. A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

What is a

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Fn​ord?

Fn​ord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Fn​ord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fn​ord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fn​ord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fn​ord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

Fn​ord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fn​ord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fn​ord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fn​ord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

Fn​ord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fn​ord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fn​ord is where the buses hide at night.
Fn​ord is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Fn​ord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fn​ord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fn​ord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fn​ord is the orange print in the yellow pages.

Fn​ord is a pickle without the bumps.
Fn​ord is why ducks eat trees.
Fn​ord is toast without bread.
Fn​ord is a venetian blind without the slats.

Fn​ord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in Fn​ord's navel.

Fn​ord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fn​ord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fn​ord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fn​ord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

Fn​ord is the echo of silence.
Fn​ord is the parsley on the plate of life.
Fn​ord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fn​ord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

Fn​ord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Fn​ord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

Fn​ord is the donut hole.
Fn​ord is the whole donut.

Fn​ord is an annoying series of email messages.
Fn​ord is the color only blind people can see.

Fn​ord is the serial number on a box of cereal.

Fn​ord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Fn​ord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
Fn​ord is the yin without yang.
Fn​ord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

Fn​ord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Fn​ord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

Fn​ord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
Fn​ord never sleeps.
Fn​ord is the "een" in baleen whale.

Fn​ord is neither a particle nor a wave.

Fn​ord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

Fn​ord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
Fn​ord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Fn​ord is an antebellum flagellum fella.

Fn​ord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Fn​ord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fn​ord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.

Fn​ord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Fn​ord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fn​ord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

Fn​ord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fn​ord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fn​ord is Jesus's speech advisor.
Fn​ord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fn​ord invented the green hubcap.
Fn​ord is why doctors ask you to cough.

Fn​ord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Fn​ord uses two bathtubs at once.

I cannot escape them
No matter how I try
They wait for me everywhere
I cannot pass them by.

Driving down the street
I see "Jesus Is Lord"
And then immediately after
I hear the word "FN​ORD!"

Innocuous sayings and parables
And on the evening news
I hear the word "FN​ORD!"
And suddenly I'm confused

I sit alone in my room
And I'm feeling rather bored
I turn on the tube and guess what
I hear the word "FN​ORD!"

"Don't see the fn​ords and they won't eat you"
That's what I've heard the wisemen say
But I can't get away from those beasties
There's just no fucking way.

Ignotum per ignotius, amen.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what a is. You have to read The Illuminatus! Trilogy for yourself.

BUNCH OF FUCKING GOYIM IS ALL I SEE

You realize you contradict yourself ,right?
You can't convert to discordianism, it's not a foockin religion.

Self-contradiction is built into Discordianism for a number of functional reasons.

good job dick head.

good head dick job