So I stopped jerking off, got /fit/ and got a decent job. Then I got a starter gf...

So I stopped jerking off, got /fit/ and got a decent job. Then I got a starter gf, basically average looking 6/10 with big tits, she's shy/quiet and very clingy, but loves to cook and clean and take care of me :O. I like her, she's a good person but she really 'loves' me.

Now I want to upgrade, met a very cute girl recently who is interested in me, but I don't know how to break up because the relationship is going perfectly fine, every day is good, no arguments, sex is good, everything is jolly…If I break up with her I imagine she'd be really devastated for a long time, confused and alone, she's not outgoing or social.

No one cares normie, fuck off.

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kill yourself and your 3DPD whore thanks

nah, im a nazi wizard

soulless male psychopath takes advantage of one of the few cunts with a soul? many such cases, sad!

Why not have two girlfriends, you fucking pussy? Just bring the new girl home and start fucking her in front of the old one.

It is not love. It is parasitic. A weak personality latching onto a stronger one for support. Don't feel sorry for OP gf, cück boy. Although, the new whore is likely to fuck him over since he has a gf and she is still pursuing him.

Its hilarious how hard normalfags try to fit in and still fail.

Because my current girlfriend comes over every day, sleeps over, and checks my phone, I can't sneak another gf into my life….maybe I could if I tried really hard, but it seems like a hassle, also it's unethical.


i told the new girl im single, she doesn't know…but she is very confident and has a good sense of humor, she might fuck me over cause she's an alpha girl

/r9k/ isn't Holla Forums you troglodyte

This is a common predicament that everyone goes through. It's a mating game. If you're objectively better than your mate and see the potential to jump to another that will boost your social worth and happiness do it. Though if that alpha whore becomes the power holder you will be the one that will be dumped next when she jumps to a better mate.

he means make your current0 3DPD into a c.u.c.k or whatever female is called

Which after thinking about it, I'd say keep the bland 6/10 whore until you make sure the woman you pair up with next is equal to you on the basis of attractiveness, IQ, and social worth.

This is some finely crafted bait my friend, good job.

What if I told you there is no normalfag? What if I told you that there are only those who have become so deranged from boredom that the best entertainment they can imagine is to pretend to normie your shit up? The great normie extinction happened ages ago. You are trapped in a world of lies, the Holla Forumsatrix. If only you could open your eyes you would see you are still in your room with a Mountain Dew bottle attached to your penis and a bag of Cheetos over your head. You are kept alive only as a source of memes which the robots feed on.

I don't believe you that she is 6/10.

Pics and pics of new girl.

I bet both my ex and current are far better.

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'sup fatboy?

how is this b8? do you know what b8 even means?

Not much I mean its 6am and I just poured myself a drink of malibu rum planning to go buy shiton of junk food when shop opens maybe some hotdogs and chips.

I love my gf and my life.

I told you that you were an enormous fucking pussy. You automatically assume I'm telling you to do this behind her back like a little boy hiding from mommy. Goddammit grow some balls and tell that girl to her face that you are getting some fresh pussy and that there is nothing she can do about it other than share your cock and beg for your attention.

“American women are characteristically frigid and materialistic. The man who 'has his way' with an American girl is under a material obligation to her. The woman has granted a material favour. In cases of divorce American law overwhelmingly favours the woman. American women will divorce readily enough when they see a better bargain. It is frequently the case in America that a woman will be married to one man but already 'engaged' to a future husband, the man she plans to marry after a profitable divorce.”

Mail me some ciagrettes and rum, nigga

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LOL
just give up on life and stay with the girl you have now, cuz theres no way youre gonna keep down the alpha girl

ya, I think she'll get bored of me after a couple months cause I'm not very outgoing.

But she's so sexy fug….

Give me $10 plus postage and I could.

ciagrettes are $3 and rum is like $10 a for a 1000ML.

Enjoy it while it last then. Try not to get attached (an impossible feat for a cück like you, I know)

Eww what women SHOULD be beta by nature.

Also pics or it didn't happen.

You disgust me you worthless piece of shit. Tell me where both your girlfriends are so a real man can have them.

You say you got /fit/, but you will get nowhere with a poor little white guy-like mindset, you seem to remain with a lack of self confidence. Be a man.

why am I even asking Holla Forums about this shit, look at htis worthless response

why am I even trying to rattle your soul and shake your worldview, look at htis worthless response

Well you did ask Holla Forums for advice. What kind of responses were you expecting?

Mostly virgins and autists here. You will get no good advice. Try >>>/qq/

Thanks guys. I decided to listen to your advice and tell my girlfriend she isn't enough to satisfy me. I'm planning a date for just the three of us on Saturday after gym.

if she's not the one then she's not the one

There's no need to stop jerking off

I have a job, a car, a house and a GF and I still enjoy jerking it at least 3 times a day.

I mean wtf was I even thinking not being confident? I was just giving myself a mindfuck like an idiot for no reason.

it's so obvious you aren't me, I don't type like a fag and my images are cool like this

So cool and icy, like your fucking heart, you faggot

wasting your Chi energy, cumming wastes a lot of energy and nutrients and well I'm not 14 anymore….I cum 3x a week and that's enough for me, no point to waste an orgasm on a "fap session" which feels boring and pointless compared to sex , for me

OP is gone now dude. He solved all his problems remembering how to be a man. When will you learn to be an honest, hard working adult instead of some plebeian, internet forum troll?

Why not have two girlfriends, you fucking pussy? Just bring the new girl home and start fucking her ON the old one

Katy Perry? Porn? Sauce?

im here

I already know that, but OP is gone. What do you want to talk about now that the thread is over?

im here too

That's okay. At least you aren't that faggot OP.

MARRY THE CURRENT GIRL YOU STUPID FAGGOT

THIS IS LIKE LISTENING TO A MILLIONAIRE TALK ABOUT GOING TO VEGAS TO TRY TO DOUBLE HIS MONEY

what's wrong with that? $2M is better than $1M, retard

This pretty much fam. As long as she's white, and you're white. Other wise you need to kys and/or go back.

dont be retarder piece of shit and keep that good girl… otherwise you are going to be devasted

Not if the $2 mill isn't guaranteed and you'll end up without the $1 mill you lucked into, retard.

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Don't be an asshole. Man up and dedicate your life to her.

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nice bait.

or maybe you're just a huge fucking beta.

/thread

God damn I'm not even /r9k/ but this is some chad-tier humblebrag.

If she's not a virgin she's not a million bucks and checking his phone isn't just insecure behavior, cheaters are notoriously paranoid

Why would you ruin something so perfect?

user, I don't know if you realize this but he's going on the internet and telling lies.

Fuck the alpha girl and then dump the bitch and stay with the beta one then. If you don't think you can keep control of the alpha chick she won't be sad if you dump her, just fuck her and leave her and stay with the girl you have now.
Or dump them both.
Or fuck them both.
You pussy.

fuck them both. my ex was a pornstar. ,but unless they are asian or sub to you ,they will always feel entitled to shit. Cash your kids etc etc. eastern eu/ or asian are best for wifey and non-entitled uk/usa shit.

just tell her exactly that

Listen to this man
he knows

There we go. My advice on fucking the new girlfriend in front of the old doesn't seem so weird now does it?