Grant Rico Independence

Why the fuck isn't Puerto Rico an independent nation?


Can we please grant this shithole independence?

Suits me. It's been a tax avoidence scam for US corporations for years. They get tax forgiveness for profits for 10 years.

Most companies shut down operations after 10 years, then build another plant.

We taxpayers subsidize all this. Yes. I'm for PR independence.

PR would be a Tuvalu-tier shithole without America. Of all our spoils from the Spanish-American war, this worthless spic island was one we could have done without.

it needs to be nuked as well as the whole of south and central america and be re-populated by pure blooded spaniards and portugese

Very simple.

Because the US has and wants to keep having naval bases there.

It used to be useful during the cold war since it's close to Cuba. Now it's a shit tax heaven for companies like MicroJew and two free delegates for demorats, sink that piece of shit.

It would be cheaper and all around better

So only Catalan?

It's 76% white, which is more than actual mainland America. I don't see why you would not want it to be a state tbh.

yes, maybe some northern italians too

Puerto Rican here.

The reason why we aren't independent it's because almost nobody wants it, while the majority want statehood, which will never come, anyway, we're gonna be stuck as territory for a long time.

1000mi from miami to puerto rico

1000mi from berlin to madrid

Is the crime rate high? Is it a good tourist destination?

Yeah, kick them out.

Crime rates have gone really high ever since the incompetent and corrupted government started to fire thousands of people and many have become desperate for money and food.

Tourism is still really great though, fortunately the areas where crime is high are far from tourist sites.

I so want Puerto Rico to become independent. Puerto Ricans are shit-tier at the level of niggers.
REMOVE RICO

Because Russia will start a proxy Coup d'état in a month and get a Putin sympathizing dictator in.

While le Pro-Putin and Ukrainian Waifu maymays may entertain the manchildren who would be watching, this is a bad thing for the US from a national security standpoint especially with the severely incompetent politicians and appointed directors that are in now.

REMOVE BORICUA

Alright idiots, Here's the plan, We'll take Puerto Rico, Tear down all the urban blight and other garbage infrastructure, Then Create the most spectacular and riveting Vacation Resort for the American people. Casinos everywhere, restaurants, those fancy Tiki Bars, and everything else that will make it extra nice. Well what do you guys think?

Gambling is a pretty fucking scummy business that only enriches a select few.
So does drugs, prostitution, holocaust memorials, etc;

Might as well make it into New Cuba.

Native PR here, that's actually bullshit. Even we acknowledged that it was bullshit during the last census. I remembered the jokes on the radio

"You know we were shocked when we came of 76% white, i think its because we only get the choice between white and black. Tons of us look at this and go whoah, im not white but i sure as hell aint black. Its probably because theres no middle ground you know? I cant write in "a little dark" or "tanned", so between full out african black and kinda white we all wrote in white."

Theres another thread on the issue of statehood for PR in which I contributed, i summed up the islands situation pretty well. The tl;dr is a few TRULY WHITE PRs want to integrate to the US and are pro statehood because we have the high IQ to recognize we could do better and actually want to do better. A lot of the island is highly americanized despite a heavy denial of it (american music dominates, same with american tv, a shittier version of american culture, feminism, degeneracy, marxism in schools/uni). The problem is that a lot of people have bought into the marketing scheme of Puerto Rico does it better, and a lack of travel really solidifies that mentality. A lot of us are straight up parasites as over half the island is on welfare and these parasites are the cause for many social ills (high electric bills because ghetto niggers cant turn the AC off while theyre at work at mcniggers, gotta get home to a cold apartment you know). Potholes are ignored for years unless they're bad enough to completely destroy a tire in one fell swoop, lights on certain parts of the main highway havent been changed in DECADES, the mentality is more and more shifting to mass acceptance of a cheaper, shittier and more ghetto everything. Instead of "if it aint broke dont fix it" the idea here is "its broke so why fix it, just learn to avoid it."

The avg iq in PR is 87 which is 2 points above the original cutoff for mental retardation so you already dont want these people coming in here. Religion is a sham as most people are simply virtue signalling. Money and class isn't enough to save you from degeneracy either, one of the main pot dealers for one of the highest class of neighborhoods was a college kid who had parents rich enough to hold boy scout camp nights in their own backyard. He got fucked for breaking and entering, illegal possession of a firearm, assault and carjacking. The kid went to one of the best private schools on the island too.

We had a decent culture back when Salsa and Merengue were dominant in the music scene, now reggayton rules and people eat that shit up despite a good 98%+ of songs having THE SAME BEAT FOR OVER 20 YEARS. Creativity is so bad when i went to college in the us and came back, hit songs on the radio were modern day remixes of HITS WHEN I WAS IN THE 7TH GRADE. If you dont know, reggaeton is literally PR rap except worse and promotes the same degeneracy as the US rap culture does.

Our men are either 100% pussies or ghetto trash trying to act tough as hell. Our women are all whores either playing virgin because everyone knows each other or straight up being proud of being whores (as well as fucking ugly too).

What to do with the island? Take in the smart true whites who want to become part of the US, keep the intelligent cunts who defend the shithole on the island (they can rot on the shithole they love and defend so much), and frankly bring back farming so that the population doesnt die since we dont grow enough food for even 8% of the total inhabitants (something independence fags always forget about).

Very. Thanks to our gun laws we even have the highest murder rate involving a firearm. Only 5% of our killers are creative enough to not use a gun. We even have war zones beat. #PRdoesitbetter.

If I'm honest though you'll be fine as long as you avoid the ghetto areas and dont show off your money. I live here, drive a new mercedes benz and always go out in button down shirts and have never had a problem. Assume the worst in many cases and if you think shit is too shady just get out quick. Doing this you will never have a problem.


Yes. Dont have to change currency and the island has a TON of natural beauty that is sadly ruined by the natives. A big problem is keeping beaches clean because puerto niggers are too lazy to throw a fucking bottle on the sand where it can be picked up, no thats too much hard work, just gotta fucking leave it in the middle of the ocean.

If you do decide to come let me tell you how to do it right:

1. Rent a car and prepare for the worst drivers on the planet. You'll need it to get around. Taxi drivers are more Jewish than native Israelis and some have even killed each other over parking spots in the aiport (that made news and actually happened).

2. Check out beaches all across the island as there are pronounced differences depending on where you are. Playa Chiquita is beautiful despite a lot of coral, ocean park is good for body surfing, anything on the south coast is nice as hell (you can take a ferry to Caja de Muertos from Salinas, highly recommend it), im blanking on the name of the municipality but west coast under mayaguez you'll find a good surfing beach. To the east you can go to playa media noche near Fajardo.

3. The best metropolitan spots to hang out at are Old San Juan and Condado. Double points for condado because its considered too expensive for many locals so they've abandoned it for the cheaper "placita en santurce". The food there is good but theres a big undercover cop presence there so you should avoid that area.

4. Go to the mountains one day and eat the wood roasted pork and local dishes, it is absolutely worth it as you'll get a lot of the great food of the island and people there wont be criminal, just simple.

5. Two must see attractions are El Yunque rainforest (go early morning and spend a whole day there, bring some food and a lot of water) and the bioluminescent bays (one in fajardo which will be close to el Yunque).

6. I recommend airbnbs to move around the island or multiple hotels spread across the island. If you wanna drink a protip is to check out our rum, specifically Don Q. Our coffee is some of the best in the world, take advantage of that, though its very strong and bitter. Espressos will be the best way to get flavor from it. If you're too ameripleb for that then add milk instead of going americano and turning it into shit water.

7. If you have a long vacation here prebuy tickets for the ferry online (they sell out very quickly if you buy them in person) and go to either Vieques or Culebra to spend at least 1 or 2 nights. Vieques is good for its bioluminescent bay, culebra had nicer beaches (and even has rental camping gear on flamenco beach for about $30 if youre going in cheap mode).

Its worth going at least once. Now in the summertime its fantastic since the water is at the best temperature. If you can withstand colder waters (looking at new englanders) then go in early fall as hotel prices will drop unless holiday weekends.

need mo' money for them copper replacements.

PPD detected. Kill yourself nigger, we have an incredibly small population and had a larger fucking government workforce (while being 10x more inefficient) than Floridas number of gov workers despite them havint about 5-7x more population than we do. They needed to be fired, they were a useless waste of money and essentially a way of hiding welfare recipients by claiming they were working. We never needed an assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant of the assistant manager.


The only true part about this post. Also poverty is no excuse for crime, if you read the color of crime you'd know %black and hispanic population is the best indicator and poor whites dont pull this shit.

You simply have to remove most of the population. You have to genocide almost everyone in the metropolitan area, especially Bayamon, Guaynabo, Carolina and many parts of San Juan/Rio Piedras.

We already have casinos and beach resorts up, we just need to usher in a higher standard. Our St Regis hotel is in my opinion the best hotel on the island and if you're able to afford it you will never regret it. The expense is also too much for almost all the locals so you will only be surrounded by great service and rich foreigners

The nature of gambling is that the house always wins. The problem with gambling is that your average player does not recognize this at all. My friends and I used to go to the casino at la concha about 4x a week since wed either break even or never spend over 60 dollars. We never went to zero either so it was a great way to spend about 2-6 hours while getting free drinks from the house.


Implying drugs are bad. Implying prostitution is bad. Legal heroin wont mean youre gonna do heroin, legal drugs means we tax those who run the black market and can hold them accountable more easily. Legal prostitution would be a godsend to help masculinity arise since so many men are so damn thirsty for pussy they will become the worst type of male possible just to get a chance at some trash tier feminist cunt. Also i wonder if the extra tax revenue and freed police means we'd have more resouces and manpower to deal with the more serious crimes. You know, the ones that arent in the "stop doing what i dont like" tier.

PR is already a shithole but yeah without the welfare it would be Haiti-tier.


Well… ethnically I guess you can consider some Puerto Ricans "white hispanics". But it's basically a nigger culture that needs to be purged.

The only ok Puerto Ricans are the ones who have high European admixture and come to the mainland and pretty much blend in with whites culturally. Most of the island honestly are NOT those people. They are lighter skinned niggers.

Also this


Only San Jaun is really tourist friendly. But all the nice parts of San Juan can be seen in a day. The beaches are beautiful tho.

Crime is so bad there that you are allowed to run red lights at night to prevent robberies.

t. Puerto Rican who was born in the continental states and moved to a 90% white town and only has contact with family about twice a year because they are basically niggers. muh civic nationalism

Don't you dumb niggers already give israel like 3 billion a year?

And its not even a state

Puerto Ricans destroyed Southern New England (e.g. Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and CT) now they're destroying the Orlando area. These people truly are nigger-tier. Grant them independence and revoke their citizenship.

There was a congressional report that after years of investigative work, ended up concluding that the US earns $30 billions per year for having them as a territory. The same report also stated how they would earn less by having them being a state or independent (duh).


But they are 75% "white :^)


Realistically, they'd probably be at worst Dominican Republic-tier.


Fun fact: That was Hitler's plan with the island.


I have read this before in other threads. Seems there is even PR-pasta now.

Source?
The actual Federal documents I've read state that PR had a lower # of government workers per capita than most US states.

Why isn't Puerto Rico independent? You answered your own question, O.P.

Cost the US federal government at least $2 billion dollars yearly


If they left the union they'd drop down to Haiti life styles and they are not going to do that willingly.

Mud pies or government cheese which would you choose?

Spoils for Spanish-American War? Nothing but bragging rights about being a world power and some shitty colonial holdings that brought us into a war with Japan..

Really PR should be a national wildlife refuge and the shitspanics should be relocated to the bottom of the ocean.

Fuck off lolbergturdian.

Its not PR pasta, its that i fucking wrote it in the last PR thread.


Wow what a shocker.


Mostly this. Just take the good ones out first. The best irony is we complain about DR immigrants despite us being either parasites or the same when the trash moves to the US.

IIRC, they vote on that every few years.